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im bored tell me your funniest foid storys
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jesus dudeThis girl from elementary school, whom we'll call B. B, was very close to me. She always spent recess with me, and we'd play tag. One day, she decided (for some reason) to push me while we was in the stairs. I fell down the stairs and they called an ambulance; I have a broken rib, permanently.
lets hear bothLike funny or one that made me wanna rope
nightmaremy dick couldn’t get hard for sex and spent the next hour accusing me of watching porn ( i did )
damn dudeThis girl from elementary school, whom we'll call B. B, was very close to me. She always spent recess with me, and we'd play tag. One day, she decided (for some reason) to push me while we was in the stairs. I fell down the stairs and they called an ambulance; I have a broken rib, permanently.
was she bad, lets be honest we do for time to timemy dick couldn’t get hard for sex and spent the next hour accusing me of watching porn ( i did )
girl cheated on me as soon as i got knee surgeryim bored tell me your funniest foid storys
Ed must actually hurt their feelingsmy dick couldn’t get hard for sex and spent the next hour accusing me of watching porn ( i did )
i would have ropedgirl cheated on me as soon as i got knee surgery
i couldn’t do anything.imagine being stuck at home
actively being cheated on
i never been so angry
i swear ill never be weak like that again
she was alright i guesswas she bad, lets be honest we do for time to time
it didEd must actually hurt their feelings
dodged a missle broI dated a girl a year younger than me for 4 months and didn’t fuck her because she said she was uncomfortable. I broke up with her (forgot why) and she proceeded to begin her hoe phase and fuck the next dude instantly and started smoking hella weed and drinking
obv not hot enough to get it upshe was alright i guess
i couldn’t even move couldn’t go out all i could do is message and she posted on her story her out with the guy i wanted to go out there and kill her but i couldn’t even walk.i would have roped
i was a crippling porn addict, was praying she didn’t look through my phoneobv not hot enough to get it up
or she didn't like himdodged a missle bro
wrddd i been thereeeei was a crippling porn addict, was praying she didn’t look through my phone
i would have done the same thingi couldn’t even move couldn’t go out all i could do is message and she posted on her story her out with the guy i wanted to go out there and kill her but i couldn’t even walk
She said she wished I had a personality but I was hot enoughor she didn't like him
Id say I'm not that bad looking like i was sometime a go but I ascended a bit and tho I'm like hltn now there are some foids in my school who are sub5 ones 5'4 vertically AND horizontally and another is around the same height and black asf and both of these bitches keep picking on me not to mention these are my gf's friends and these bitches keep joking in their friendgroup about the way I look,my height(I'm 13 5'10) and also joke about my gf cheating on me with some other manlet sub5. Made me want to ropeim bored tell me your funniest foid storys
Holy shiThis story happend very recently. I was talking to this girl for a week or two. I’ll call her N. She was giving me tons of ioi’s. Then, one day, me and my friend were hanging out, him being 5’6 HMTN, me being 6’1 MLTN (my personal ratings), and she saw he posted himself while he was at my house, then decided to comment, “you fine asf,” while knowing he was at my house, also knowing me and her have been talking for weeks. It crushed me, but nothing came of it that I know, and I blocked her.

just for me to call her a fatass when I tell you the lost it holy shit they worship bitches like this turns out every single one of them never ever experienced being bullied because of their looks this far bitch has 2 kids someone actually fucked that the keept calling me a Misonist and a pedoim bored tell me your funniest foid storys
when I worked fast food I had a coworker who was hastefully trying to replace her stay at home boyfriend who was short, all she would do is talk about his height, how much they dont have sex and how she refuses to let him see her naked since he asks for money. one day, I went in the back to smoke with her and she asks "do I have a fat ass? be honest" I declined but she would ask tons of decent looking guys if they worked and had their own place and she was probably ltb but with sort of a gym body but she had told me she loved having sex while high and never uses condomsim bored tell me your funniest foid storys
Girl cheated on my friend with some fat wannabe gangster Edgar with a mole on his forehead that legit made this dude look indian. Anyways tho the next day after her and my friend breakup she makes a post saying #gotnutinmyeye cus she got slayed by her homeboy and THEN SHE GETS 8 BODIES IN TWO DAYS THATS MORE BODYCOUNT THEN MOST PEOPLE GET IN THEIR LIFEim bored tell me your funniest foid storys
cellulitisThere is worse but this is the most recent
A food said that Tom Holland is mid and that he's a hear me out I then told her that a muti millionaire who is above average looking isn't a hear me out she said that he's chopped anyway keep in mind she's like lltb on a good day I then said wow man hypergamy is real then she prosecuted to say all men are evil all men should die not a single cuck not a four said anything and said that hypergamy isn't real and that its misogynistic keep in mind these are the same people that lost their minds over me saying I don't like cellulite people didn't say a single thing to her then a fatass bitch says he has a short man complex keep in mind that I am average and this is what she looks like View attachment 5472552
Foids any goys keep feeding her ego saying you got yams girl and you are stunning she even called herself fitjust for me to call her a fatass when I tell you the lost it holy shit they worship bitches like this turns out every single one of them never ever experienced being bullied because of their looks this far bitch has 2 kids someone actually fucked that the keept calling me a Misonist and a pedo