worst foid storys you have

[sub5skinnybum]

im bored tell me your funniest foid storys

 

[Clayslaysfoids]

Like funny or one that made me wanna rope

 

[hitmancrewzz]

This girl from elementary school, whom we'll call B. B, was very close to me. She always spent recess with me, and we'd play tag. One day, she decided (for some reason) to push me while we was in the stairs. I fell down the stairs and they called an ambulance; I have a broken rib, permanently.

 

[gandylite.]

my dick couldn’t get hard for sex and spent the next hour accusing me of watching porn ( i did )

 

[gandylite.]

This girl from elementary school, whom we'll call B. B, was very close to me. She always spent recess with me, and we'd play tag. One day, she decided (for some reason) to push me while we was in the stairs. I fell down the stairs and they called an ambulance; I have a broken rib, permanently.

jesus dude

 

[sub5skinnybum]

Like funny or one that made me wanna rope

lets hear both

 

[7nclave]

my dick couldn’t get hard for sex and spent the next hour accusing me of watching porn ( i did )

nightmare

 

[sub5skinnybum]

This girl from elementary school, whom we'll call B. B, was very close to me. She always spent recess with me, and we'd play tag. One day, she decided (for some reason) to push me while we was in the stairs. I fell down the stairs and they called an ambulance; I have a broken rib, permanently.

damn dude

 

[jizargo]

She said it wasn't me that was the problem but her after I asked her out
Funniest thing ever

 

[sub5skinnybum]

my dick couldn’t get hard for sex and spent the next hour accusing me of watching porn ( i did )

was she bad, lets be honest we do for time to time

 

[7nclave]

im bored tell me your funniest foid storys

girl cheated on me as soon as i got knee surgery
i couldn’t do anything.imagine being stuck at home
actively being cheated on
i never been so angry
i swear ill never be weak like that again

 

[Clayslaysfoids]

I dated a girl a year younger than me for 4 months and didn’t fuck her because she said she was uncomfortable. I broke up with her (forgot why) and she proceeded to begin her hoe phase and fuck the next dude instantly and started smoking hella weed and drinking

 

[g4rlic]

my dick couldn’t get hard for sex and spent the next hour accusing me of watching porn ( i did )

Ed must actually hurt their feelings

 

[sub5skinnybum]

girl cheated on me as soon as i got knee surgery
i couldn’t do anything.imagine being stuck at home
actively being cheated on
i never been so angry
i swear ill never be weak like that again

i would have roped

 

[gandylite.]

was she bad, lets be honest we do for time to time

she was alright i guess

 

[gandylite.]

Ed must actually hurt their feelings

it did

 

[sub5skinnybum]

I dated a girl a year younger than me for 4 months and didn’t fuck her because she said she was uncomfortable. I broke up with her (forgot why) and she proceeded to begin her hoe phase and fuck the next dude instantly and started smoking hella weed and drinking

dodged a missle bro

 

[sub5skinnybum]

she was alright i guess

obv not hot enough to get it up

 

[lukedli]

girl said I was too racist I’m not very good at hiding it

 

[7nclave]

i would have roped

i couldn’t even move couldn’t go out all i could do is message and she posted on her story her out with the guy i wanted to go out there and kill her but i couldn’t even walk.

 

[gandylite.]

obv not hot enough to get it up

i was a crippling porn addict, was praying she didn’t look through my phone

 

[g4rlic]

dodged a missle bro

or she didn't like him

 

[sub5skinnybum]

i was a crippling porn addict, was praying she didn’t look through my phone

wrddd i been thereeee

 

[Clayslaysfoids]

I stupidly unblocked her and then she led me on for a bit (sent me nudes), told me she didn’t want a relationship and two weeks later she posted a 2 month anniversary with some chopped ethnic. poor bastard

 

[sub5skinnybum]

i couldn’t even move couldn’t go out all i could do is message and she posted on her story her out with the guy i wanted to go out there and kill her but i couldn’t even walk

i would have done the same thing

 

[Clayslaysfoids]

or she didn't like him

She said she wished I had a personality but I was hot enough

 

[iwishiwashot]

im bored tell me your funniest foid storys

Id say I'm not that bad looking like i was sometime a go but I ascended a bit and tho I'm like hltn now there are some foids in my school who are sub5 ones 5'4 vertically AND horizontally and another is around the same height and black asf and both of these bitches keep picking on me not to mention these are my gf's friends and these bitches keep joking in their friendgroup about the way I look,my height(I'm 13 5'10) and also joke about my gf cheating on me with some other manlet sub5. Made me want to rope

 

[tax.]

This story happend very recently. I was talking to this girl for a week or two. I’ll call her N. She was giving me tons of ioi’s. Then, one day, me and my friend were hanging out, him being 5’6 HMTN, me being 6’1 MLTN (my personal ratings), and she saw he posted himself while he was at my house, then decided to comment, “you fine asf,” while knowing he was at my house, also knowing me and her have been talking for weeks. It crushed me, but nothing came of it that I know, and I blocked her.

 

[iwishiwashot]

This story happend very recently. I was talking to this girl for a week or two. I’ll call her N. She was giving me tons of ioi’s. Then, one day, me and my friend were hanging out, him being 5’6 HMTN, me being 6’1 MLTN (my personal ratings), and she saw he posted himself while he was at my house, then decided to comment, “you fine asf,” while knowing he was at my house, also knowing me and her have been talking for weeks. It crushed me, but nothing came of it that I know, and I blocked her.

Holy shi

 

[bogaboga]

There is worse but this is the most recent
A food said that Tom Holland is mid and that he's a hear me out I then told her that a muti millionaire who is above average looking isn't a hear me out she said that he's chopped anyway keep in mind she's like lltb on a good day I then said wow man hypergamy is real then she prosecuted to say all men are evil all men should die not a single cuck not a four said anything and said that hypergamy isn't real and that its misogynistic keep in mind these are the same people that lost their minds over me saying I don't like cellulite people didn't say a single thing to her then a fatass bitch says he has a short man complex keep in mind that I am average and this is what she looks like

Foids any goys keep feeding her ego saying you got yams girl and you are stunning she even called herself fit just for me to call her a fatass when I tell you the lost it holy shit they worship bitches like this turns out every single one of them never ever experienced being bullied because of their looks this far bitch has 2 kids someone actually fucked that the keept calling me a Misonist and a pedo

 

[atleastimskinny471]

im bored tell me your funniest foid storys

im bored tell me your funniest foid storys

when I worked fast food I had a coworker who was hastefully trying to replace her stay at home boyfriend who was short, all she would do is talk about his height, how much they dont have sex and how she refuses to let him see her naked since he asks for money. one day, I went in the back to smoke with her and she asks "do I have a fat ass? be honest" I declined but she would ask tons of decent looking guys if they worked and had their own place and she was probably ltb but with sort of a gym body but she had told me she loved having sex while high and never uses condoms

 

[DylanTheincel]

im bored tell me your funniest foid storys

Girl cheated on my friend with some fat wannabe gangster Edgar with a mole on his forehead that legit made this dude look indian. Anyways tho the next day after her and my friend breakup she makes a post saying #gotnutinmyeye cus she got slayed by her homeboy and THEN SHE GETS 8 BODIES IN TWO DAYS THATS MORE BODYCOUNT THEN MOST PEOPLE GET IN THEIR LIFE

 

[aerooooo]

There is worse but this is the most recent
A food said that Tom Holland is mid and that he's a hear me out I then told her that a muti millionaire who is above average looking isn't a hear me out she said that he's chopped anyway keep in mind she's like lltb on a good day I then said wow man hypergamy is real then she prosecuted to say all men are evil all men should die not a single cuck not a four said anything and said that hypergamy isn't real and that its misogynistic keep in mind these are the same people that lost their minds over me saying I don't like cellulite people didn't say a single thing to her then a fatass bitch says he has a short man complex keep in mind that I am average and this is what she looks like View attachment 5472552
Foids any goys keep feeding her ego saying you got yams girl and you are stunning she even called herself fit just for me to call her a fatass when I tell you the lost it holy shit they worship bitches like this turns out every single one of them never ever experienced being bullied because of their looks this far bitch has 2 kids someone actually fucked that the keept calling me a Misonist and a pedo

cellulitis