Would my future wife enjoy it if I erotically danced in front of her naked?

[Xangsane]

Context:

I want to perform an erotic dance for my future wife while she rubs baby oil on my body.

I'd also grind my naked hips slowly in front of her face, cock in front of her face, and give my ass a wiggle. And I'd also sometimes walk about the house naked. I'd cook naked. Being naked in front of a woman you'd give your heart to feels so nice because you're pleasing her and she returns the...

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i want xangsane to perform erotic dances infront of pashtun warlords

while we stroke our dick

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Incoming Xangsane thread: "I performed an erotic dance in front of my Mum while she rubbed baby oil on my body"

So as we all know, Xangsane loves testing out his autistic theories and fantasies with his mom: He also shares his screen whilst using .org to the family TV and they all sit around it and watch him post. Making this thread to help prepare yourselves for the cringe tsunami. Don't say I didn't...

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Here's my physique under an anime filter, assuming I still have it (or even improve on it) when I'm married:

I'm around 5.5 PSL:

5.8 inches BP, 5.3 inches girth, cut

 

[Deleted member 27452]

our future wife*

 

[Xangsane]

our future wife*

She's mine!

 

[HarrierDuBois]

You have derailed man what the hell, this is not the @Xangsane that I talked to in PMs months ago.

 

[RAMU KAKA]

Bro what in the fuck are these threads, wake up

 

[Xangsane]

You have derailed man what the hell, this is not the @Xangsane that I talked to in PMs months ago.

Aw man, why not?

 

[Deleted member 16369]

Stop making threads

 

[Deleted member 27452]

She's mine!

all yours then

 

[ranierean]

Gem

 

[Xangsane]

all yours then

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Aw man, why not?

Because this is gay.

 

[Xangsane]

Gem

What gem

 

[Xangsane]

Because this is gay.

I'm just needing a place to talk about my fantasies and ask more sexually experienced people if a girl would like it.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

I'm just needing a place to talk about my fantasies and ask more sexually experienced people if a girl would like it.

How has your looksmaxing been going recently?

 

[Xangsane]

How has your looksmaxing been going recently?

I can see my abs now! And I love lasers!

 

[HarrierDuBois]

I can see my abs now! And I love lasers!

PM more pics, has your face gotten leaner too?

 

[Xangsane]

PM more pics, has your face gotten leaner too?

I can see my cheekbones a bit more.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

I can see my cheekbones a bit more.

Send.

 

[J o r o]

You really have a shot at the weirdest threads and its surprising its me saying this lol.

 

[Deleted member 3127]

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I'm

5.8 inches BP, 5.3 inches girth, cut

why you making me hard bro

 

[JohnDoe]

Zhang these deranged fantasies have to stop. Men do not dance "erotically", it's only acceptable to dance with your wife in the usual manner with your hands on her hips etc. These feminine thoughts must be pushed away.

 

[Xangsane]

You really have a shot at the weirdest threads and its surprising its me saying this lol.

Why?

 

[Xangsane]

why you making me hard bro

You're gay.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Some saudi prince is really gonna enjoy you being his sex slave

 

[Xangsane]

Zhang these deranged fantasies have to stop. Men do not dance "erotically"

I wanna make her happy.

, it's only acceptable to dance with your wife in the usual manner with your hands on her hips etc.

I wanna do that naked with her. Both of us nude.

 

[Deleted member 3127]

You're gay.

let me spread your asscheeks and cum deep inside bro

 

[Deleted member 30898]

70 lashes for this faggot

 

[Xangsane]

Some saudi prince is really gonna enjoy you being his sex slave

Why?

 

[Xangsane]

let me spread your asscheeks and cum deep inside bro

No thanks, do that on someone else jfl.

 

[JohnDoe]

I wanna make her happy.

I wanna do that naked with her. Both of us nude.

You want to dance naked with her? I mean if she's up for it, sure. Probably increase bonding.

 

[Xangsane]

70 lashes for this faggot

I'm not a faggot!

 

[Xangsane]

You want to dance naked with her? I mean if she's up for it, sure. Probably increase bonding.

Yes, I wanna dance naked with her, in our home (but I'll make sure the kids don't see).
Or maybe I'm naked and I grind on her.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Why?

Enjoy Jahannam

 

[Deleted member 3127]

I'm not a faggot!

wallahi stone this faggot. But give him to me first so i teach him something with my cock

 

[Xangsane]

Enjoy Jahannam

Look, this is for my future wife.

 

[Xangsane]

wallahi stone this faggot. But give him to me first so i teach him something with my cock

Look, this is for my future wife.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

wallahi stone this faggot. But give him to me first so i teach him something with my cock

We will create a council and punish him appropriately. You can deal with sexual punishment.

 

[Xangsane]

We will create a council and punish him appropriately. You can deal with sexual punishment.

No thanks.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

No thanks.

We will punish you and later you will burn in Jahannam kafir.

 

[Xangsane]

We will punish you and later you will burn in Jahannam kafir.

Don't and I won't go to hell

 

[Deleted member 3127]

We will create a council and punish him appropriately. You can deal with sexual punishment.

No thanks.

this will be xangsane when i get him

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Don't and I won't go to hell

You will bitch! You deserve to suffer!

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Why are you showing your ass?

 

[Xangsane]

Why are you showing your ass?

Physique shot. @badg96 did before

 

[Xangsane]

You will bitch! You deserve to suffer!

No I don't!

 

[Alexanderr]

Why ask this to other men instead of women? Are you gay, OP?

 

[Xangsane]

Why ask this to other men instead of women? Are you gay, OP?

No, but I need objective advice. We're Muslim so we're keeping it halal. And I used an anime filter so that doesn't make it gay.

 

[Deleted member 3127]

No, but I need objective advice. We're Muslim so we're keeping it halal. And I used an anime filter so that doesn't make it gay.

wallahi this isnt helal. We need to ask an imam first

 

[Xangsane]

wallahi this isnt helal. We need to ask an imam first

But I put my body through an anime filter. Plus it's all for my wife.

 

[Deleted member 3127]

But I put my body through an anime filter. Plus it's all for my wife.

not gonna lie these 2 pics made me laugh so hard i prolly woke up my neighbors LMAO. i am dead