Would you rather be a 6’1 Sub 5 - Sub 3 with perfect cock or a 5’7 perfect face chad with a micropenis

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If you choose the sub 5, your face is fucked. No kind of surgery or treatment will ever fix your facial appearance. On the bright side, you have a perfect penis to any and every woman on the planet. Your cock can literally shapeshift into any women’s preferred penis shape, length or girth. You are 100% fertile and are able to have kids if you choose.

If you choose perfect face 5’7Chad, then it’s the pretty typical, pulling almost every girl around you with no problem, and success comes easy in life. The catch is that you have a micropenis <1 inch. Basically a clit at that point. You cannot get any sort of treatment, therapy or surgery, as your penis is unfixable. You can have kids, but every single one from your blood will have the same penis defect, but they will also look like chads.

Which do you choose? I’m not really looking for that many short answers, I wanna know what you choose and elaborate why you chose that.
 
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If you choose the sub 5, your face is fucked. No kind of surgery or treatment will ever fix your facial appearance. On the bright side, you have a perfect penis to any and every woman on the planet. Your cock can literally shapeshift into any women’s preferred penis shape, length or girth. You are 100% fertile and are able to have kids if you choose.

If you choose perfect face 5’7Chad, then it’s the pretty typical, pulling almost every girl around you with no problem, and success comes easy in life. The catch is that you have a micropenis <1 inch. Basically a clit at that point. You cannot get any sort of treatment, therapy or surgery, as your penis is unfixable. You can have kids, but every single one from your blood will have the same penis defect, but they will also look like chads.

Which do you choose? I’m not really looking for that many short answers, I wanna know what you choose and elaborate why you chose that.
Between these options i choose suicide
 
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Nigga, what the fuck is this post? It's just a lose lose situation.

I'll choose the sub 5 option.
5 feet under.
 
The 5'7 chad and I'd find a bisexual girl and tell her that we can just have lesbian sex, since my dick is basically a clit in this scenario
 

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