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would you rather crack an extraterresrial demi-god who has the body of a unicorn but the face of a humanoid alien, or a 75 year old guy with down syndrome who just ate 3 pounds of laxatives and is ready to unload :feelshah:
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Neither
 
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Shit hell vs Hell shit
 
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you have no option, your gonna get stuffed by both if you dont choose
Shit you put me on a rough spot

The unicorn.
 
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you have no option, your gonna get stuffed by both if you dont choose
what do i get for each one?
like if a fuck the animal i get some type of reward or something?
or if i fuck the man i get an std?
 
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what do i get for each one?
like if a fuck the animal i get some type of reward or something?
or if i fuck the man i get an std?
for the unicorn, you will get demi god powers and will be able to travel inter dimensionally, for the old guy, terry davis will come back
 
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for the unicorn, you will get demi god powers and will be able to travel inter dimensionally, for the old guy, terry davis will come back
unfortunately as much as i love the 13th disciple of Christ: Terry A Davis
if he came back (((((((((they))))))))) would kill him again

so i accept with teary eyes my demi god powers
and first action that every Glowy niggers gets annally penetrated by the soul of terry davis
 
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i'd rather crack my neck with a rope
 
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would you rather crack an extraterresrial demi-god who has the body of a unicorn but the face of a humanoid alien, or a 75 year old guy with down syndrome who just ate 3 pounds of laxatives and is ready to unload :feelshah:
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unicorn fs
 
for the unicorn, you will get demi god powers and will be able to travel inter dimensionally, for the old guy, terry davis will come back
ye im NOT fucking a 75 yo grandpa with down syndrome for some schizo
 
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Is it a male or a female unicorn?
 
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would you rather crack an extraterresrial demi-god who has the body of a unicorn but the face of a humanoid alien, or a 75 year old guy with down syndrome who just ate 3 pounds of laxatives and is ready to unload :feelshah:
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Unicorn that ahh look ok
 
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Both
 
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