Would you rather have an office dog or an office nigger?

[BadLuck7892]

I'd much prefer an office dog.

Yet we're stuck with an office nigger

 

[BadLuck7892]

or

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I'd much prefer an office dog.

Yet we're stuck with an office nigger

I have a question. Would you rather be a code monkey or a product kingpin?

Product Manager= Very extroverted, travel all the time, No coding, High paying. Direct ticket to C suite lounge in tech but high cortisol because of daily meetings, talking to engineers. Boring and repetitive work

Software developer= Highly Technical, very good pay almost similar to PM. Only work for a few hours everyday, no need to talk to anyone, Intellectually stimulating and repetitive work.


@imontheloose @Debetro @jeoyw9192

 

[BeanCelll]

The fucking avi

 

[jeoyw9192]

I have a question. Would you rather be a code monkey or a product kingpin?

Product Manager= Very extroverted, travel all the time, No coding, High paying. Direct ticket to C suite lounge in tech but high cortisol because of daily meetings, talking to engineers. Boring and repetitive work

Software developer= Highly Technical, very good pay almost similar to PM. Only work for a few hours everyday, no need to talk to anyone, Intellectually stimulating and repetitive work.


@imontheloose @Debetro @jeoyw9192

Lmao I like how you changed the topic from an extremely dumb question to one that's actually a good one.

Anyways I'm not too sure tbh I feel like the career progression as a comparison would be better for a PM (unless ofc the developer hopes to go into managerial positions) so I'd say that one

 

[Deleted member 30845]

I have a question. Would you rather be a code monkey or a product kingpin?

Product Manager= Very extroverted, travel all the time, No coding, High paying. Direct ticket to C suite lounge in tech but high cortisol because of daily meetings, talking to engineers. Boring and repetitive work

Software developer= Highly Technical, very good pay almost similar to PM. Only work for a few hours everyday, no need to talk to anyone, Intellectually stimulating and repetitive work.


@imontheloose @Debetro @jeoyw9192

None. Construction site leader.

 

[psychomandible]

Office foid slave

 

[registerfasterusing]

Im cryine

 

[registerfasterusing]

How do I change my vote

 

[BadLuck7892]

I have a question. Would you rather be a code monkey or a product kingpin?

Product Manager= Very extroverted, travel all the time, No coding, High paying. Direct ticket to C suite lounge in tech but high cortisol because of daily meetings, talking to engineers. Boring and repetitive work

Software developer= Highly Technical, very good pay almost similar to PM. Only work for a few hours everyday, no need to talk to anyone, Intellectually stimulating and repetitive work.


@imontheloose @Debetro @jeoyw9192

Software developer

 

[BadLuck7892]

The fucking avi

Posters are highly fixated on my avatars

 

[BadLuck7892]

Lmao I like how you changed the topic from an extremely dumb question to one that's actually a good one.

Anyways I'm not too sure tbh I feel like the career progression as a comparison would be better for a PM (unless ofc the developer hopes to go into managerial positions) so I'd say that one

Why would the software developer need career advancement?

He (or she) is already making good money while only working a few hours per day. Ideal job.

As for the question on my OP, it's an awesome question. A lot of offices have either an office dog or an office nigger (mine has an office nigger )

 

[BadLuck7892]

Office foid slave

Now we're talking

 

[BadLuck7892]

How do I change my vote

There is no way

 

[BadLuck7892]

Of course @BeanCelll would vote office dog

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Office dog. The nigger would just stink

 

[BadLuck7892]

Office dog. The nigger would just stink

A dog looks, acts, and smells better than a nigger

 

[CorinthianLOX]

A dog looks, acts, and smells better than a nigger

True

 

[BadLuck7892]

I'm pretty sure super psycho is no longer active (so I won't tag him)

Yet I wonder what he'd pick. He hates dogs and niggers.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I'm pretty sure super psycho is no longer active (so I won't tag him)

Yet I wonder what he'd pick. He hates dogs and niggers.

I guess I should have tagged @superpsycho after all.

Being racially aware but also hating your dog, I'd be curious to hear whether you'd prefer an office dog or an office nigger

 

[superpsycho]

I guess I should have tagged @superpsycho after all.

Being racially aware but also hating your dog, I'd be curious to hear whether you'd prefer an office dog or an office nigger

A dog because I can just put it in a cage.

 

[BadLuck7892]

A dog because I can just put it in a cage.

Good answer.

Unfortunately we're not able to put niggers in a cage anymore

 

[superpsycho]

Good answer.

Unfortunately we're not able to put niggers in a cage anymore

you could but it has a higher chance of breaking out

 

[jeremyy]

I'd much prefer an office dog.

Yet we're stuck with an office nigger

i have an office pigger a nigger and a pig mixed together

oh my god its the fucking worst it’s always eating our food and making messes everywhere

its so loud and annoying its always making noise

 

[BadLuck7892]

you could but it has a higher chance of breaking out

Plus you might get legal charges

 

[BadLuck7892]

I heard a story about a dog eating a pair of socks.

Sounds like something @superpsycho's dumb dog would do