Would you sell your soul to reincarnate as a chad for 25 years?

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Would you sell your soul to Satan to reincarnate as a 7-10psl chad that would have to die at 25?
 
Probably
 
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poll?
 
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Yes. Easiest decision of my life to tbh
 
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i would sell my soul and both of my kidneys for a big dick ngl
 
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yes. I'm already dead inside and I'm 18.

Would be a longer life and will be a Chad. win win
 
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Si hermano
 
yes for sure without a doubt.

im killing myself before the age of 25 anyway
 
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No bro, selling your soul to the devil just for hedonistic pleasure is retarded
im killing myself before the age of 25 anyway
cope
 
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No bro, selling your soul to the devil just for hedonistic pleasure is retarded

cope
If the illuminati theories are right,every celebrity did that
 
No bro, selling your soul to the devil just for hedonistic pleasure is retarded

cope
Consider this: why would God let ugly people into a perfect world anyway? Why would he plague us with disgusting faces if he had any love for us? If there's a heaven we're probably going hell for being subhuman anyway. Might as well accelerate it.
 
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No
 
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No cunt
 
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Consider this: why would God let ugly people into a perfect world anyway? Why would he plague us with disgusting faces if he had any love for us? If there's a heaven we're probably going hell for being subhuman anyway. Might as well accelerate it.
I don’t even believe in god tbh but I don’t think a moist hole is worth more than my soul
 
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Yes bro
 
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I don’t even believe in god tbh but I don’t think a moist hole is worth more than my soul

I highly admire your self respect tbh tbh
 
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Would you sell your soul to Satan to reincarnate as a 7-10psl chad that would have to die at 25?

Only if I would be a 10. Don't want to get mogged after selling my fuckng soul.
 
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there's no such thing as satan, so whatever
 
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No. It's not worth it for eternal damnation in hell. But luckily for us God and Satan most definitely don't exist so this thought experiment is useless and reading this post and writing this comment was a complete waste of 5 minutes of my life.
 
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bro..
You can't say 100% that those entities don't exist.
You're right I can't. But you also can't 100% say that we're not in some sort of simulation right now, or that only your mind exists, or that you're just a brain in a vat being given electrical impulses which is causing all of your ideas and perceptions!! Wouldn't that be crazy!!! I love philosophical doubt!!!!
 
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No. It's not worth it for eternal damnation in hell. But luckily for us God and Satan most definitely don't exist so this thought experiment is useless and reading this post and writing this comment was a complete waste of 5 minutes of my life.
Who made us subhumans then
And why does he/she wants us to suffer
 
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Who made us subhumans then
And why does he/she wants us to suffer
Darwinian evolution explains why subhumans exist. It is simply survival of the fittest. Only those with the BEST genes get to reproduce.
 
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No. It's not worth it for eternal damnation in hell. But luckily for us God and Satan most definitely don't exist so this thought experiment is useless and reading this post and writing this comment was a complete waste of 5 minutes of my life.
r/Im14andthisisdeep
 
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Legit ER fuel tbh
That's honestly depressing ngl, having such a huge big juicy dick and being able to pipe teen girls like that... I'll never experience it
 

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