Y'all I need help ASAP

[mplayer1234]

So I met this girl on tinder and she wants to have sex with me at 10. I literally just jacked off and I'm scared I'm gonna get kicked out, what do I do?

 

[Ritalincel]

Urban Dictionary: Chicken schnitzel

To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.

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[BrettyBoy]

Jacking off is a bad idea if you’re planning brink in pink. Just make an excuse such as an emergency reason and plan this another time and avoid jacking off next time you plan to meet up.

 

[Ritalincel]

stimulants help

 

[Dogs]

Imagine having a match on tinder what a life

 

[mplayer1234]

Worst off all she sent nudes and wants to see mine and I have a small penis and I told her "I show it to you when I get there". I'm shacking.

 

[quinn24]

Urban Dictionary: Chicken schnitzel

To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[framecel222]

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