"Yeah life starts at lhtn"

If life starts at lhtn or just htn in general, then life never began for sub5s and ltns like me for example. I'm basically hltn-lmtn and it's hell. I can't attract girls that I find attractive. Instead I attract some fucking ltb ogres that aren't even close to my looksmatch. I don't know if I can even call them ltbs.

Basically, there's this one girl in school that has a crush on me and she's basically ND. She had around 3-4 boyfriends and one of them went to my school and he was also very nd. His posture was so horrid to look at and his skin quality looked like he got exposed to radiation. His whole body in general looked like he got exposed to radiation. Also, he was lowkey a creep. Every single fucking day he would try to hit on a girl. Literally any girl he sees. It was pathetic tbh. He embarrassed himself everyday but he wasn't aware of that because like I said, he's nd. I can't forget to mention that he switched schools because of his reputation and also because the whole school knew that he sent a dick pic to a 12-13 year old (he was 16).

Anyways, back to the girl.

So there's this other girl in my class that told me the ogre has a crush one me. I stayed NT and acted surprised and told her that I didn't expect that (I actually didn't expect it:hnghn:). It became really annoying after just a few days because everyone was on my dick begging me to give her a chance because she's so "pretty"and apparently sweet.

Come to find out, (from one of my friends) that the ogre actually had sex with every boyfriend she had except for that weirdo and that she only wanted me for the love of the game. So I was like "okay I can use this as an excuse", so I did. I asked the same girl that told me that the ogre had a crush on me if that was true and she gave a long ass answer and explained how that's not true at all and how the ogre actually has feelings for me or whatever so I just went along with it.

The next day in school, I go to the bathroom and find some of my "friends" there. As I'm pissing in the urinal, they tell me how the ogre called one of them and said that I jerked off to some fucking girls. But they all didn't believe it since the whole school would know if I did anything like that. But here's the thing: it wasn't something she made up herself but it was something the other girl told her. So I confronted her and she admitted it and that's basically the end of that.

Moral of the story:
Sub5s-mltns:
life never began

hltns-mmtns:
you really have no choice since you're not really ugly but also not really that beautiful to most options and opportunities in life.

lhtns-chads:
You can pretty much do whatever you want and you have many options and opportunities in life.

(Also sorry about my bad storytelling)

It's over
 
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3 letters
 
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dnr 3
 
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Btw couldn't care less about someone replying with "dnr"
 
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idk if u are hltn like me just rot in peace thats it
there is no sense of finding a girl
alone supermacy
 
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Why tf would I be jealous of someone like you
ure fucking raging because someone typed dnr under your thread

hope all is well at home
 
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