Yes I got married today.

[Salludon]

Everyone who’s wondering if it’s my cousin the answer is no.

 

[curryslayerordeath]

Mirin ascension

you need to become the Pakistani PM next tbh

 

[Deleted member 9003]

Is it your aunt

 

[alriodai]

fuck u

 

[Blackgymmax]

does that mean ur gonna leave us, gandy?

 

[Salludon]

Is it your aunt

It’s your momma

 

[Deleted member 7044]

chad wins again

 

[fukmylyf]

@Tony thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 8919]

Is she virgin?

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Everyone who’s wondering if it’s my cousin the answer is no.

What will you do now? Ascend further by participating in pollitics?

 

[Salludon]

does that mean ur gonna leave us, gandy?

Not now but maybe when i get kids and get more busy with life then i might have to.

 

[Deleted member 9003]

It’s your momma

Mashallah. Take care of her.

 

[Deleted member 10104]

finally you will lose your virginity

 

[Beetlejuice]

crazy shit

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Congratulations on your big day bro

 

[Deleted member 6095]

No shot she is a virgin, also she has the auntie body type. And what happened to you wanting my mom?

 

[ThatDjangoWalk]

May Allah make your marriage a prosperous one, and May Allah give you the best possible kids and make them pious muslims

 

[Deleted member 6538]

it's over for you salludon. I got your ig and I'm working on sending lady boys prostitutes to your location

 

[fukmylyf]

No shot she is a virgin, also she has the auntie body type. And what happened to you wanting my mom?

i want ur mom bro

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Spoiler

I think there was a story about an imam who stayed married to his wife for 30 years without divorcing once and the people asked him how, he said we made a promise to each other whenever I'm angry she will stay quiet, and whenever she's angry I'll stay quiet


And in my humble opinion, you should see to what type of friends the mother of your children has, this so that they wouldn't tell her anything bad about you, or try to destroy your marrigae in jealousy.

 

[Deleted member 6380]

i want ur mom bro

@EreptileDysfunction i also want your mom, your 3 inches was never enough for her anyway

 

[Deleted member 10524]

Nigga really spending his honeymoon on looksmax

 

[Deleted member 6380]

No shot she is a virgin, also she has the auntie body type. And what happened to you wanting my mom?

R.i.p. , he didn't want your mom anymore

 

[Deleted member 756]

finally you will lose your virginity

He’s a slayer already tbh

Congrats on the wedding

 

[gamma]

What's your lay count Salludon?

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Tell your kids to mew in sha Allah

 

[Deleted member 4887]

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

ma sha allah may allah swt bless you with a long and healthy marriage

 

[Salludon]

No shot she is a virgin, also she has the auntie body type. And what happened to you wanting my mom?

My parents chose her for me and i respect their decision so i married her plus she’s good looking and pious and just turned 18 wtf else do a man need? Yeah she’s a bit chubby but i’ll help her to start working out and get skinnier.

 

[Zygos4Life]

Congratulations on the wedding bhai

 

[Salludon]

May Allah make your marriage a prosperous one, and May Allah give you the best possible kids and make them pious muslims

Aameen. Thanks brother!

 

[Deleted member 9072]

congrats bhai
May Allah remind you to make your kids mew as well

 

[Introvertednarc]

Cool, now convert to Hinduism

 

[sloopnoob]

pious

is it @streege

 

[sloopnoob]

Congratulations bhai, indeed mirin. Sadly fin will have to go away if u try to conceive ngl

 

[Deleted member 9072]

@Amnesia you abused kutta
this is chaddam marrying jb and most likely another in future
meanwhile you cope with trannies and alcohol
cry for us muslims

 

[Deleted member 4696]

im so happy for you akhi congrats

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Cool, now convert to Hinduism

Convert to islam

 

[Introvertednarc]

Convert to islam

You hate on your own Islamic brothers like @TRUE_CEL ...

 

[Deleted member 6380]

You hate on your own Islamic brothers like @TRUE_CEL ...

I am not islam, i am Muslim. Also i have ADHD which makes me take things personally even when they are not, ive made countless threads about not being nt.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You hate on your own Islamic brothers like @TRUE_CEL ...

ikr

 

[Deleted member 7465]

Based parents tbh.

 

[Deleted member 10104]

He’s a slayer already tbh

Congrats on the wedding

he was a virgin before he told me over pm

 

[Deleted member 3479]

May Allah grant you a happy marriage and good kids i will hopefully follow in your footsteps soon my chad brother

 

[joao]

Not now but maybe when i get kids and get more busy with life then i might have to.

Do you wanna have kids?

 

[Deleted member 6475]

People always say muh marriage is cucked but when someone here does it they support it

 

[RODEBLUR]

My parents chose her for me and i respect their decision so i married her plus she’s good looking and pious and just turned 18 wtf else do a man need? Yeah she’s a bit chubby but i’ll help her to start working out and get skinnier.

Based

Wish my parents could just arrange a girl for me through other parents like that

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Happy for you

You are an inspiration to us all

 

[Deleted member 4696]

People always say muh marriage is cucked but when someone here does it they support it

.me brotherhood tbh

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Congrats Chad
May Allah only give you sons tho