You found someone on the roof who wants to jump

[Psychophilly]

There is no one nearby and you are the only person who knows, the dude is about to jump. there is no security camera or witnesses. what would you do? the person is LTN and short. race of your choice.

A)you can walk away and not care.

B)you can try and convince him not to sui

C)you can just watch, preferably you could ask him if it's ok that you watch from close view. so you can watch him pop on contact.

D)you will call cops and shit and try to get help

E)you can push him down yourself

F) stay and make sure he doesn't puss out. encourage him to do it.

 

[PLA1092]

Nothing. I am a subhuman currycel npc. Npcs dont do shit

 

[vermillioncorefan]

C is the only right answer
you dont have the right to intervene

 

[Deleted member 31155]

i know who will pick E and who will pick B

 

[Deleted member 18582]

option a if its altruist
option b if its mogger123
option c if its mvp ; that fucking fatass will make a thermonuclear mess of his guts upon impact.
option d if its badfuckingoptics
option e if its judgeandjury

 

[LaIcriday]

I will convince him not to jump and give him bluepill advice just for laughs. And watch him suffer on with his life and coping

 

[Psychophilly]

I will convince him not to jump and give him bluepill advice just for laughs. And watch him suffer on with his life and coping

least evil user

 

[Beanermaxxer]

eat some acid tabs with him and ask him why he wants to kill himself, he won’t refuse to take them because in his head it’s his last day on earth anyways

 

[LaIcriday]

least evil user

“Dont end it bro. You will find your dream wife. Life is worth living for subhuman like you. If you jump now you will miss out on all the good things in life that will come your way” I would struggle saying this with a straight face tho so he would probably still jump then I will go home and jerk off

 

[Lebgfinal]

“Dont end it bro. You will find your dream wife. Life is worth living for subhuman like you. If you jump now you will miss out on all the good things in life that will come your way” I would struggle saying this with a straight face tho so he would probably still jump then I will go home and jerk off

That's good advice, I'm a ltn and I would never consider killing myself over girls

 

[Deleted member 30679]

G.) Jump off with him because this world is too brutal

 

[Psychophilly]

G.) Jump off with him because this world is too brutal

yeah, in case there is afterlife. you woudn't be alone in the dante type shit trip

 

[dimorphism]

I'll just talk to him I guess. Hear his story first

 

[Psychophilly]

I'll just talk to him I guess. Hear his story first

or let him hear your story. in my case i'd have to make sure he jumps afterwards or he would go to cops.

 

[LaIcriday]

That's good advice, I'm a ltn and I would never consider killing myself over girls

 

[Lebgfinal]

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stop sending my pfp

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

I ask them if they can do a backflip

 

[Psychophilly]

I ask them if they can do a backflip

and smile mid air

 

[vermillioncorefan]

There is no one nearby and you are the only person who knows, the dude is about to jump. there is no security camera or witnesses. what would you do? the person is LTN and short. race of your choice.

A)you can walk away and not care.

B)you can try and convince him not to sui

C)you can just watch, preferably you could ask him if it's ok that you watch from close view. so you can watch him pop on contact.

D)you will call cops and shit and try to get help

E)you can push him down yourself

F) stay and make sure he doesn't puss out. encourage him to do it.

tell em jump on my dick lil nigga

 

[The Grinch]

Record it and post it on a gore website

 

[Deleted member 5815]

I will convince him not to jump and give him bluepill advice just for laughs. And watch him suffer on with his life and coping

then when he makes the decision not to jump and gain this newfound hope for life you betray him and push him to his death

 

[Psychophilly]

then when he makes the decision not to jump and gain this newfound hope for life you betray him and push him to his death

imagine getting caught and going jail for life over this. you just had to be autistic and get yourself in trouble.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

@vanillaicecream

 

[Dicklet3incher]

i would persuade him to keep living, and open an .org account

 

[vanillaicecream]

option e if its judgeandjury

Yess

 

[mug]

E

 

[Nick.Harte]

E