You have infinite money but 60 days to live, what are you doing?

[BigBallsLarry]

Title

All your expenses for the next month are free but you are diagnosed with a mysterious and incurable disease that is guaranteed to kill you in 60 days.

You can't give anyone money or 'store' it anywhere. It's supposed to be used only on yourself.

There is no limit to your expenses, if you wanted to build a gold statue of yourself then you can as long as it doesn't take 60 days.

What are you doing in those 60 days?

@TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Prøphet @Hernan @Jason Voorhees

 

[Nox𓂀]

Try doing everything to buy nukes and take the world with myself when my time finishes.

 

[anondude]

Prozzies and drugs

 

[stepat6]

surgery

 

[BigBallsLarry]

surgery

But you're dying anyway, why would you need surgery?

 

[Anamnesis]

ldar

 

[Tesarossa]

Honestly I’d rather not take the deal

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

surgery

bro the swelling won’t even be down before you die

 

[Stardew]

Title

All your expenses for the next month are free but you are diagnosed with a mysterious and incurable disease that is guaranteed to kill you in 30 days.

You can't give anyone money or 'store' it anywhere. It's supposed to be used only on yourself.

There is no limit to your expenses, if you wanted to build a gold statue of yourself then you can as long as it doesn't take 60 days.

What are you doing in those 60 days?

@TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Prøphet @Hernan @Jason Voorhees

I cant think of a loophole to give the money to my family ughhh
I would spend the money to get shit ton of assets, and when im dead my family would get them i guess.
Do they? I did use the money for myself, and didnt give anyone money

 

[BigBallsLarry]

ldar

i guess atleast you can ldar with the best massage bed in the world while spending your free time gaming on the best possible PC setup.

 

[stepat6]

But you're dying anyway, why would you need surgery?

accept oneself

 

[jeremyy]

Cant say,
Cant say

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Honestly I’d rather not take the deal

It's not a 'deal' man. It's a hypothetical situation you found yourself in.

 

[Tesarossa]

It's not a 'deal' man. It's a hypothetical situation you found yourself in.

Ugh I’d probably just like try to have a bunch of sex

 

[BigBallsLarry]

I cant think of a loophole to give the money to my family ughhh
I would spend the money to get shit ton of assets, and when im dead my family would get them i guess.
Do they? I did use the money for myself, and didnt give anyone money

I guess it works.

 

[killcry]

i'd cause as much pain and destruction and death as possible with my resources

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Ugh I’d probably just like try to have a bunch of sex

With infinite money you can probably Ghengis Khanmax and impregnate like 300 women before you die.

 

[Hess]

Travel around europe and live from hotel to hotel

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Travel around europe and live from hotel to hotel

I'd spend each day in different exotic areas/countries around the world in the best hotels and eating food only from the best restaurants and sources

And do some crazy shit at the end like cause a nuclear war or something.

 

[yushmaxx]

Title

All your expenses for the next month are free but you are diagnosed with a mysterious and incurable disease that is guaranteed to kill you in 60 days.

You can't give anyone money or 'store' it anywhere. It's supposed to be used only on yourself.

There is no limit to your expenses, if you wanted to build a gold statue of yourself then you can as long as it doesn't take 60 days.

What are you doing in those 60 days?

@TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Prøphet @Hernan @Jason Voorhees

fucking gio scotti

 

[Glorious King]

Title

All your expenses for the next month are free but you are diagnosed with a mysterious and incurable disease that is guaranteed to kill you in 60 days.

You can't give anyone money or 'store' it anywhere. It's supposed to be used only on yourself.

There is no limit to your expenses, if you wanted to build a gold statue of yourself then you can as long as it doesn't take 60 days.

What are you doing in those 60 days?

@TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Prøphet @Hernan @Jason Voorhees

money doesnt buy happiness

it creates opportunities

i've got enough money to get almost any surgery i want apart from LL

but it's no use if you aint got a good mental health and a fuked up social life

and im sure @Jason Voorhees can vouch for it





and yea id just door dash or uber eats

and rot the entire 60 days

 

[BigBallsLarry]

money doesnt buy happiness

it creates opportunities

i've got enough money to get almost any surgery i want apart from LL

but it's no use if you aint got a good mental health and a fuked up social life

and im sure @Jason Voorhees can vouch for it





and yea id just door dash or uber eats

and rot the entire 60 days

If speaking from the absolute bottom of my heart I'd probably get overwhelmed by the amount of options 'infinite money' gives and blow my brains out

 

[tomacōck]

Make the world a better place, pretty obvious how

 

[BigBallsLarry]

fucking gio scotti

overrated.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Make the world a better place, pretty obvious how

 

[Glorious King]

If speaking from the absolute bottom of my heart I'd probably get overwhelmed by the amount of options 'infinite money' gives and blow my brains out

Tbh for the first 30 days you'd be ecstatic

You'd probably travel the world or splurge on all the expensive things you've always dreamed of

But after that it would start to get boring

 

[rya222]

i will bring my 100 million indian jewish family and go to europe and rape evrey white girl TFR pill is so brooooootal

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Tbh for the first 30 days you'd be ecstatic

You'd probably travel the world or splurge on all the expensive things you've always dreamed of

But after that it would start to get boring

The possibilities are endless tbh, you could cure world hunger or eridicate an entire race with enough money. Although there's a big chance you crash the economy and start thousands of civil wars.

 

[Andremln]

Impregnate as much women as possible, my seed shall become one with humanity itself.

Id also try human meat tbh

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Impregnate as much women as possible, my seed shall become one with humanity itself.

Id also try human meat tbh

i always said this but human meat has to be some good shit if all the secret elites eat it

 

[tomacōck]

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Almost forgot about this.

 

[valentine]

nothing
it's not enough time to get and recover from all surgeries i want to ascend

 

[BigBallsLarry]

nothing
it's not enough time to get and recover from all surgeries i want to ascend

The original question was 30 days to create that sense of urgency and get intresting anwsers but i thought it was too little. Now i think 60 days are too much, you'd probably get exhausted and just kill yourself

 

[iblamecurrygenetics]

sex drugs and material posessions
then i go down as a mass murderer for the history books

 

[Andremln]

The possibilities are endless tbh, you could cure world hunger or eridicate an entire race with enough money. Although there's a big chance you crash the economy and start thousands of civil wars.

By default having infinite money and actively spending it you're dysregulating the economy

Also gave it a second thought id like for the third world war to start so i would put all my effort and money into that for ethnogenesis to occur, id try to clean the elites out of the equation. let the masses know what they've been doing to them and for them to decide whatever punishment they want. (while also going genghis khan on the women)

Realistically though the second "they" know that you have infinite money your bank accounts are getting debugged

 

[BigBallsLarry]

By default having infinite money and actively spending it you're dysregulating the economy

Also gave it a second thought id like for the third world war to start so i would put all my effort and money into that for ethnogenesis to occur, id try to clean the elites out of the equation. let the masses know what they've been doing to them and for them to decide whatever punishment they want. (while also going genghis khan on the women)

Realistically though the second "they" know that you have infinite money your bank accounts are getting debugged

yeah you pretty much have to ignore all real life 'logic' of economy for this question to work, i was too lazy to take it all into account

good anwser though

 

[valentine]

The original question was 30 days to create that sense of urgency and get intresting anwsers but i thought it was too little. Now i think 60 days are too much, you'd probably get exhausted and just kill yourself

i don't know if i can't ascend with that money because it's not enough time the only thing that's left is to spend it on random stuff or go on vacation

 

[Prøphet]

Knowing I would be dead that quick I wouldn’t be able to enjoy anything so I would probably take morphine and just go in a coma tbh

Also mirin the tag I feel out of place in this lineup Jfl

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Knowing I would be dead that quick I wouldn’t be able to enjoy anything so I would probably take morphine and just go in a coma tbh

Atleast use the money to torture everyone who was ever mean to you before you pass

 

[Hernan]

Title

All your expenses for the next month are free but you are diagnosed with a mysterious and incurable disease that is guaranteed to kill you in 60 days.

You can't give anyone money or 'store' it anywhere. It's supposed to be used only on yourself.

There is no limit to your expenses, if you wanted to build a gold statue of yourself then you can as long as it doesn't take 60 days.

What are you doing in those 60 days?

@TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Prøphet @Hernan @Jason Voorhees

if usable only on myself then no.

 

[relicc]

Title

All your expenses for the next month are free but you are diagnosed with a mysterious and incurable disease that is guaranteed to kill you in 60 days.

You can't give anyone money or 'store' it anywhere. It's supposed to be used only on yourself.

There is no limit to your expenses, if you wanted to build a gold statue of yourself then you can as long as it doesn't take 60 days.

What are you doing in those 60 days?

@TechnoBoss @Daddy's Home @Prøphet @Hernan @Jason Voorhees

Give 1t to my family

 

[Jenson]

i think i would get depressed after 10 days

cause of the amount of options you can choose with infinite money

you'd start off simple with buying stuff you like

but then it feels like you're wasting your life

and then you go depressed cause you're so overwhelmed with the amount of options

hard scenario

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

start tons of wars and impregnate tons of women

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Give 1t to my family

buddy READ THE POST

 

[Daddy's Home]

Well, in the circumstances you describe, there's only one thing to do..

1. Day 1, you take the fastest plane to an exotic luxury beach destination, with pure blue waters, on exclusive isolated islands with perfect sand, good weather, the closest thing to paradise on earth

2. Day 2, call / order online and offer private jet transportation from any location on the planet to bring the following to you in that private location:

- The most luxurious prostitutes from Scandinavian countries, former USSR countries and the US

- The most professional body relaxation masseurs on the planet

- The best DJ's on the planet and with your favorite artist to sing live if you want

- The best chefs on the planet

- People who will deliver to your location by private jet the best products for the chefs to cook with

- People who can go on the Dark Web, order the best drugs in the world, and have them delivered to you on private jets

3. Day 3, you wait for everything to arrive

4. Day 4, everything has arrived, so your day it's going to be like this:

- You wake up to the music of the DJ playing your favorite music (He will play whatever music you want in the background all day long until night, at your comand)

- You get out of bed and lie on the massage bed that is right on the beach, right next to the water waves, in the sun, while a masseur begins your relaxing massage, being upside down or up with your face, the prostitutes begin to serve you with their hands the best breakfast on the planet, oscillating between putting food in your mouth, the tastiest juices on the planet, and French kissing you for a few dozen seconds until you get fed up with the food and the massage is done..

- Now that you're fed up, you get off the massage bed, and right on the water's edge where the waves are, all the prostitutes in bikinis are waiting for you, lying on the water's edge. You go to whomever you want, fuck however you want, while the others lick and kiss you until you cum

- After you ejaculate, you return to the massage bed, and as the massage begins, the prostitutes inject/give you the best drugs on the planet to consume, in the perfect amount

- After the effect that the drugs gave you wears off, again while you are being massaged you are offered lunch, with juices and kisses in between, until you are full and your erection returns

- You go to the bathroom if you need to empty yourself, and then you go back to the beach by the water, where the prostitutes are waiting for you, and you repeat the process until you ejaculate again, then you repeat it again until dinner in the evening, after which you brush your teeth, take a shower with some prostitutes to wash you, and you go to bed next to some prostitutes to hug and kiss you until you fall asleep, while the DJ plays relaxing music to help you fall asleep faster

5. Day 5, you start over and repeat everything like yesterday

6. Repeat everything from day 4 and 5 until day 60, rotating between music, prostitutes, and the finest and most luxurious cuisine on the planet

7. Day 60 arrives, and you die at noon in the middle of the sun, while you were in the water on the beach, with your penis in a prostitute who was in the doggy position, with your hands playing on another's big breasts, while another was passionately kissing you and caressing your head and neck, while another was sucking your balls, while in your belly was the best food on the planet, and in the background was one of your favorite songs..

You died happy, and you lived the best 60 days of your universal existence..

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

buy a mint condition ferrari testarossa and smash into a barrier at 150mph while listening to alphazone-immortal and die

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Well, in the circumstances you describe, there's only one thing to do..

1. Day 1, you take the fastest plane to an exotic luxury beach destination, with pure blue waters, on exclusive isolated islands with perfect sand, good weather, the closest thing to paradise on earth

2. Day 2, call / order online and offer private jet transportation from any location on the planet to bring the following to you in that private location:

- The most luxurious prostitutes from Scandinavian countries, former USSR countries and the US

- The most professional body relaxation masseurs on the planet

- The best DJ's on the planet and with your favorite artist to sing live if you want

- The best chefs on the planet

- People who will deliver to your location by private jet the best products for the chefs to cook with

- People who can go on the Dark Web, order the best drugs in the world, and have them delivered to you on private jets

3. Day 3, you wait for everything to arrive

4. Day 4, everything has arrived, so your day it's going to be like this:

- You wake up to the music of the DJ playing your favorite music (He will play whatever music you want in the background all day long until night, at your comand)

- You get out of bed and lie on the massage bed that is right on the beach, right next to the water waves, in the sun, while a masseur begins your relaxing massage, being upside down or up with your face, the prostitutes begin to serve you with their hands the best breakfast on the planet, oscillating between putting food in your mouth, the tastiest juices on the planet, and French kissing you for a few dozen seconds until you get fed up with the food and the massage is done..

- Now that you're fed up, you get off the massage bed, and right on the water's edge where the waves are, all the prostitutes in bikinis are waiting for you, lying on the water's edge. You go to whomever you want, fuck however you want, while the others lick and kiss you until you cum

- After you ejaculate, you return to the massage bed, and as the massage begins, the prostitutes inject/give you the best drugs on the planet to consume, in the perfect amount

- After the effect that the drugs gave you wears off, again while you are being massaged you are offered lunch, with juices and kisses in between, until you are full and your erection returns

- You go to the bathroom if you need to empty yourself, and then you go back to the beach by the water, where the prostitutes are waiting for you, and you repeat the process until you ejaculate again, then you repeat it again until dinner in the evening, after which you brush your teeth, take a shower with some prostitutes to wash you, and you go to bed next to some prostitutes to hug and kiss you until you fall asleep, while the DJ plays relaxing music to help you fall asleep faster

5. Day 5, you start over and repeat everything like yesterday

6. Repeat everything from day 4 and 5 until day 60, rotating between music, prostitutes, and the finest and most luxurious cuisine on the planet

7. Day 60 arrives, and you die at noon in the middle of the sun, while you were in the water on the beach, with your penis in a prostitute who was in the doggy position, with your hands playing on another's big breasts, while another was passionately kissing you and caressing your head and neck, while another was sucking your balls, while in your belly was the best food on the planet, and in the background was one of your favorite songs..

You died happy, and you lived the best 60 days of your universal existence..

You forgot the part where you send the moon crashing into the planet via 5 million jet turbines but otherwise everything is perfect. I'm sure that's what most people would do.