Your life comes in a package

[Vermilioncore]

At birth you’re handed one of two packages; the shit genetic package or the mogger genetic package.

The mogger package contains:

1 X Height Superiority
1 x Big Cock
1 x Mogger Bones set
1 x NT
1 x Mogger Looks set


The shit package contains:

1 X Manlet height
1 X shit bones set
1 x Dicklet size
1 x shit looks
1 X mental illness


that’s why you never see a Chad who has a little dick or is stupid or talentless. It all comes with a package. When you’re shit in one area of life, you’re shit in all areas of life. I wish there was some type of way to equal it out or compensate, but there isn’t. The doomed are doomed, the blessed are blessed.

 

[fuxkdakikez]

i got the battle pass

 

[Vermilioncore]

i got the battle pass

what comes with that pass

 

[fuxkdakikez]

what comes with that pass

a big cock, 5’6 and a 20 inch bidelt. call that shit a mix and match

 

[Vermilioncore]

a big cock, 5’6 and a 20 inch bidelt. call that shit a mix and match

na I don’t think that’s true. I think you’re yanking my chain. The truth is that it comes with an AR 15 and a list of schools. You need help

 

[n9wiff]

Like a meal at Mickey D's !

 

[Phxx]

Water