your slay count? [poll]

Slay count

  • 1

    Votes: 11 14.5%
  • 2-3

    Votes: 6 7.9%
  • 4-5

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • 5+

    Votes: 14 18.4%
  • 0

    Votes: 43 56.6%

  • Total voters
    76
Loko88

Loko88

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1. I doubt I'll ever get young pussy again unless I come into money someday and escortmaxx
 
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ask ur mom
 
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0 and will forever remain so
untill my bionic cock gets connected into my body so my bulge gets big and females start showing sexual interest to me.
 
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slayer website ngl
 
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0 and will forever remain so
untill my bionic cock gets connected into my body so my bulge gets big and females start showing sexual interest to me.
are u aware that girls cant see ur cock until you show them? :)
did you at least get to that stage?
 
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are u aware that girls cant see ur cock until you show them? :)
did you at least get to that stage?
Cope, bulge theory is legit
 
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absolute and permament zero
 
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1, but I'm making it 2 soon if she keeps playing these fucking games with me.
 
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ive slayed my hand and a toilet paper roll

am i :chad: ?
 
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Screenshot 20190607 224905  01
 
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virgin here
 
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fraud it?
Only wear jeans that have a bigger waist but that fit you in the legs. Then use a belt. it will create the illusion bro ;)
Frauding only goes so far
I would still get humuliated once the deal is sealed. You NEED to have the dick to back it up.
 
I'm being denied my biological needs right now.
 
0. Will probably lose it next year.
 
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Frauding only goes so far
I would still get humuliated once the deal is sealed. You NEED to have the dick to back it up.
at least get to that stage, better than nothing lmao
 
solid 0
 
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LTR: 5
Casual sex: 2
Hookers : 200+
 
0 permavirgin
 
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0 sex
0 kiss
1 hug (in HS when we exchanged presents for Xmas)
1 hand hold(in HS when some retarded kid went an hero)
 
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0 sex
0 kiss
1 hug (in HS when we exchanged presents for Xmas)
1 hand hold(in HS when some retarded kid went an hero)
chad, i've only sucked my mum's tits, hugged and kissed her
 
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cel
 
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64362
 
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Over for this site
 
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I'll let you guess
 
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1 redhead JB
Did anal with her too
 
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2

First one with a girl when I was in 8th grade who would always come and sit on my lap at the beginning of class and try to get me to sit next to her but the foid history teacher kept cucking me even though there were like 10 empty desks. I don't remember how the topic came up but we were talking about tampons and her friend said she was wearing a pad (didn't even know wtf that was then) and she said that her friend was lying and lifted up her skirt to show me her panties in the middle of class. It was sexy as fuck. Walked with her to her house after school and we fucked. It was weird though because I'd been watching porn since i was like 9 and she had literally no idea what to do.

Other was with a girl who is part of a triplet pair who sucked my dick in my bed in like 2016 before we lost our house. I'm visiting there for the summer though and hopefully slaying some 15yr old pussc b4 I turn 18 :whatfeels:
 
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0
 
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Only 19.5% of men on this forum have more than one slay.

Literal 80/20 JFL
 
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are u aware that girls cant see ur cock until you show them? :)
did you at least get to that stage?
All you have to do is walk past in the swimming pool and let your towel slip, send a dick pic, sport your bulge or simply show her and shell be running to your cock, the dickpill is legit
 
My legitimate slay count is uncountable... Must be between 50 and 100. mostly from my early 20s.
I'm 33yo oldcel now so I am not bragging.

Things were easier back then Tinder didn't exist but i did use some other dating sites that were 'fringe'. I do genuinely feel sorry for younger guys now.. Dating apps have destroyed everything
 
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