Zoomers are allergic to putting in work

[ascension]

Sane person: You need to leanmax to maximise aesthetics. Go on a caloric deficit and do some exercise.
Zoomers: "But muh Furosemide, muh Ozempic, muh Lemonbottle, muh lipolab, muh fat dissolving"

Sane person: Go to the gym and build a good physique by putting in months of hard work consistently.
Zoomers: Muh Test, muh Tren, muh Sarms, muh Masteron, muh Progesteron, muh Aromatase Inhibitors"

Sane person: Go out and build social skills by talking to people.
Zoomers: Muh Alcohol, muh Pregbalin, muh Viagra, muh Cialis"

Sane person: Go to school and study, so you can maximise career prospects.
Zoomers: "Muh nootropics, muh adderall, muh ChatGPT"

Sane person: Get reacts on looksmax.org by being funny and entertaining consistently.
Zoomer greycels: "Muh rep farming in chats to get 1:50 rep ratio artificially"

 

[N1666]

No point of putting in hard work when there’s shortcuts that your competition are using too

 

[ascension]

Pre-emptive bump

 

[ascension]

No point of putting in hard work when there’s shortcuts that your competition are using too

All of these shortcuts have consequences. Jfl if you think putting all kinds of chemicals made in Mumbai labs into your body will have no adverse effects

 

[Deleted member 90250]

zoomers : nah ill eat takeway food
sane person: ill take cooking classes from crisick and cook tomato with an egg

 

[ascension]

zoomers : nah ill eat takeway food
sane person: ill take cooking classes from crisick and cook tomato with an egg

Only OGs know about Crisick's gourmet cuisine (sliced tomato with barbeque sauce on it)

 

[N1666]

All of these shortcuts have consequences. Jfl if you think putting all kinds of chemicals made in Mumbai labs into your body will have no adverse effects

Don’t want to live past 30 anyway, so it’s a win win situation for me

 

[deadstock]

rep farming in chats to get 1:50 rep ratio artificially

What???

 

[Deleted member 90250]

Only OGs know about Crisick's gourmet cuisine (sliced tomato with barbeque sauce on it)

 

[6PSLcel]

Muh I hate cheating, Oy vey little incel don’t fraud your genetics to live a better life, fuck you and you’re fucking looks caste system you nigger

 

[ascension]

Muh I hate cheating, Oy vey little incel don’t fraud your genetics to live a better life, fuck you and you’re fucking looks caste system you nigger

When did I say you shouldn't looksmax? Do it properly, all I'm saying is not to ingest chemicals made in the shacks of Delhi because they'll fuck you up at some point. If you insist on taking them though then feel free. Ruin your body and brain to impress a LTB or two.

 

[ascension]

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What???

@fuse @sexy @thorns

 

[piec]

psl autist: You need to leanmax to maximise aesthetics. Go on a caloric deficit and do some exercise.

sane person: you need healthy bodyfat levels to look best not like a retarded starved zombie

 

[ascension]

@SecularIslamist thoughts bhai? I need an oldcel's opinion in here

Tagging more oldcels:
@buflek @BigJimsWornOutTires @Xangsane @mrriceguyreturn @St.TikTokcel @Gargantuan @the BULL @AspiringMogger @forevergymcelling @TechnoBoss @Kroker

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

@SecularIslamist thoughts bhai? I need an oldcel's opinion in here

Tagging more oldcels:
@buflek @BigJimsWornOutTires @Xangsane @mrriceguyreturn @St.TikTokcel @Gargantuan @the BULL @AspiringMogger @forevergymcelling @TechnoBoss @Kroker

Alcohol/Pregab thingy is legit, I can't even talk to women fully sober cause I feel like a bug next to them

 

[sexy]

@fuse @sexy @thorns

Oh, I'm sorry, reputation police.

 

[ascension]

Oh, I'm sorry, reputation police.

 

[ascension]

Tagging more oldcels: @RichardSpencel @MoggerGaston

 

[thenewhebbe]

Lookmaxing is for homos

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

Sane person: Go to the gym and build a good physique by putting in months of hard work consistently.
Zoomers: Muh Test, muh Tren, muh Sarms, muh Masteron, muh Progesteron, muh Aromatase Inhibitors"

Also talking abt this, Karol achieved a more impressive physique in 4-5 month on test than me in 3 years of natt gymcelling @St.TikTokcel

 

[ascension]

Also talking abt this, Karol achieved a more impressive physique in 4-5 month on test than me in 3 years of natt gymcelling @St.TikTokcel

Yes and Karol will develop psychosis in the next 5 years too

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

Alcohol/Pregab thingy is legit, I can't even talk to women fully sober cause I feel like a bug next to them

Why 0 this one tho

 

[ascension]

Why 0 this one tho

Because its bullshit, why do you need some random medicine intended for epilepsy just to help you talk to a LTB

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

Because its bullshit, why do you need some random medicine intended for epilepsy just to help you talk to a LTB

Have you tried talking to one? It's extremely hard and scary

 

[ascension]

Have you tried talking to one?

Nope

 

[azuzu]

Sane person: You need to leanmax to maximise aesthetics. Go on a caloric deficit and do some exercise.
Zoomers: "But muh Furosemide, muh Ozempic, muh Lemonbottle, muh lipolab, muh fat dissolving"

Sane person: Go to the gym and build a good physique by putting in months of hard work consistently.
Zoomers: Muh Test, muh Tren, muh Sarms, muh Masteron, muh Progesteron, muh Aromatase Inhibitors"

Sane person: Go out and build social skills by talking to people.
Zoomers: Muh Alcohol, muh Pregbalin, muh Viagra, muh Cialis"

Sane person: Go to school and study, so you can maximise career prospects.
Zoomers: "Muh nootropics, muh adderall, muh ChatGPT"

Sane person: Get reacts on looksmax.org by being funny and entertaining consistently.
Zoomer greycels: "Muh rep farming in chats to get 1:50 rep ratio artificially"

No shit drugs > foids much more pleasure

 

[SecularIslamist]

@SecularIslamist thoughts bhai? I need an oldcel's opinion in here

Tagging more oldcels:
@buflek @BigJimsWornOutTires @Xangsane @mrriceguyreturn @St.TikTokcel @Gargantuan @the BULL @AspiringMogger @forevergymcelling @TechnoBoss @Kroker

High IQ thread.

Nobody wants to go down the hard route. Technology has developed to accommodate this. It's human nature.

 

[shalomer]

Probably also contributed to by ease of access to information. You wouldn't see people doing premature optimizations if they had less of an idea how. But most people are too dumb to realize that literally doing the work is like 90% of the success recipe regardless of what gurus and self-help books are claiming (think stuff like "work smart not hard")

 

[ascension]

No shit drugs > foids much more pleasure

I would actually respect someone doing drugs more than I would someone doing roids, sarms or any of this other complete nonsense

 

[ascension]

Probably also contributed to by ease of access to information. You wouldn't see people doing premature optimizations if they had less of an idea how. But most people are too dumb to realize that literally doing the work is like 90% of the success recipe regardless of what gurus and self-help books are claiming (think stuff like "work smart not hard")

The core pillar of success is literally just discipline. Being able to do the hard work consistently every day. Zoomers have no discipline and therefore will never attain a long period of success. They'll peak early and burn out (think of all the teens roiding)

 

[azuzu]

I would actually respect someone doing drugs more than I would someone doing roids, sarms or any of this other complete nonsense

Yeah I could care less about foids or looks tbh I’m just a tweaker that enjoys getting hi more than anything else

 

[thorns]

@fuse @sexy @thorns

i just ate 6 bananas all at once

 

[shalomer]

Zoomers... will never attain a long period of success

I don't know. Not sure about that. Although it is undeniable that the generations of the internet era are objectively bad at working and maintaining attention. I emphasize the word "objectively" as it is a story as old as time to complain about younger people. Even damn testosterone levels have plummeted.

The world will adapt, however.

 

[ascension]

I don't know. Not sure about that. Although it is undeniable that the generations of the internet era are objectively bad at working and maintaining attention. I emphasize the word "objectively" as it is a story as old as time to complain about younger people. Even damn testosterone levels have plummeted.

The world will adapt, however.

I understand, but there's no way taking man made chemicals will ensure long term success

 

[gigell]

What if it’s war and your house gets bombed and the test and other drugs are in your house now you are gonna have side effects because you can’t inject test

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Laziest generation to date
abominations
Hahahahah

 

[RapeAllFemales]

No point to looksmax if the most i can aspire to are landwhales or thai whores

 

[ascension]

What if it’s war and your house gets bombed and the test and other drugs are in your house now you are gonna have side effects because you can’t inject test

This is another good point, once you get hooked onto roids, viagra, aromatase, you have to take them forever. Otherwise your body won't be able to handle withdrawal.

Laziest generation to date
abominations
Hahahahah

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

TLDR in a nutshell, Zoomers are lazy.

 

[Beastimmung]

JFL at your IQ if you need drugs to pass this easy as fuck school system