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maxismisha
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Daily reminder: Slapping on some zygo tape to your face isn’t some pathetic cope or placebo bullshit. If you think it’s just a joke or “bro science,” you’re either clueless or too scared to try anything that actually works. Stop acting like a bitch and open your goddamn mind.
Bro, while you’re out here whining about genetics being “fixed” by nothing, some of us are out here taping our zygos and actually seeing the damn difference. You wanna keep looking like a sad-ass NPC with zero facial structure? Cool, suit yourself. But don’t shit on the people actually putting in work.
Yeah, it feels weird and tight at first. Guess what? That’s your face waking the fuck up and actually aligning instead of sagging like a wet noodle. You think it’s uncomfortable? Welcome to the world of progress, dumbass.
And to the clowns saying “zygo taping is a cope” or “it won’t change your genetics” — no shit, Sherlock. Nobody’s claiming you’ll turn into a fucking Greek god overnight. But guess what? It helps your muscle tone, posture, and jawline definition over time. That’s not coping; that’s putting in the grind.
You want the truth? Your face is a living thing that responds to shit you do. Ignore it, stay lazy, and you’ll stay a flat-faced loser. Use the tape, be consistent, and watch your damn face get tighter and more structured.
Stop being a keyboard warrior complaining about “genetics this” and “cope that.” If you actually gave a fuck, you’d try instead of just talking shit. So tape the fuck up and get to work or shut the hell up
Bro, while you’re out here whining about genetics being “fixed” by nothing, some of us are out here taping our zygos and actually seeing the damn difference. You wanna keep looking like a sad-ass NPC with zero facial structure? Cool, suit yourself. But don’t shit on the people actually putting in work.
Yeah, it feels weird and tight at first. Guess what? That’s your face waking the fuck up and actually aligning instead of sagging like a wet noodle. You think it’s uncomfortable? Welcome to the world of progress, dumbass.
And to the clowns saying “zygo taping is a cope” or “it won’t change your genetics” — no shit, Sherlock. Nobody’s claiming you’ll turn into a fucking Greek god overnight. But guess what? It helps your muscle tone, posture, and jawline definition over time. That’s not coping; that’s putting in the grind.
You want the truth? Your face is a living thing that responds to shit you do. Ignore it, stay lazy, and you’ll stay a flat-faced loser. Use the tape, be consistent, and watch your damn face get tighter and more structured.
Stop being a keyboard warrior complaining about “genetics this” and “cope that.” If you actually gave a fuck, you’d try instead of just talking shit. So tape the fuck up and get to work or shut the hell up
