JFL I got caught fapping at school

[thecel]

I posted this on r/TIFU last year:

 

[Beetlejuice]

 

[xdxdxnice1]

what fucking retard comes up with this. it obviously is not real so how would you even think of making this up

 

[Deleted member 6382]

ATTN: Jiggaboos and jews
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Find trees to hide in and rocks to hide under, while you still can.

 

[stuckneworleans]

dn rd reddit cuck shit

 

[Deleted member 6997]

My friend masturbated in front of the whole class when we were like 8 and?

 

[thecel]

what fucking retard comes up with this. it obviously is not real so how would you even think of making this up

That legit happened to me

 

[JustBeCurry]

inel trait #4023 not beating your dick at school

 

[Lev Peshkov]

My friend masturbated in front of the whole class when we were like 8 and?

Is this from the reddit post or irl jfl

 

[Deleted member 6873]

what fucking retard comes up with this. it obviously is not real so how would you even think of making this up

reddit updoots my friend
also
i fuarking need to get my hands on some relaxing shit man.
somewhat stressed and 24/7 what others think

 

[Deleted member 6997]

Is this from the reddit post or irl jfl

IRL. Good times

 

[Lev Peshkov]

IRL. Good times

I am mirin low inhib, bet he slays tbh

 

[Deleted member 6095]

You are the highest T member ngl

 

[xdxdxnice1]

That legit happened to me

i’m so sorry man i have to remove incel fireflies from my playlist now

 

[Matthias8272]

Nice story

 

[Deleted member 1140]

a classmate of me was fapping in class before and got caught. teacher (hot woman) was reading smth when she suddenly stopped and laughed loud. we all looked at him and he put his hands out of his pants quick

 

[xdxdxnice1]

reddit updoots my friend
also
i fuarking need to get my hands on some relaxing shit man.
somewhat stressed and 24/7 what others think

get some fucking weed in akhi. do ur parents let u smoke

 

[Deleted member 6997]

I am mirin low inhib, bet he slays tbh

He doesn't but he's low inhib af. He posted a picture on IG where he's just in boxers while being auschwitzmaxxed. Great guy

 

[Lev Peshkov]

He doesn't but he's low inhib af. He posted a picture on IG where he's just in boxers while being auschwitzmaxxed. Great guy

Oooh so this is him?

 

[Alexanderr]

Why do people fap at school? Do they lack the willpower to restrain themselves for a few hours?

 

[Deleted member 6873]

get some fucking weed in akhi. do ur parents let u smoke

habibi.
my mother is okay with me taking PED's (performance enhancing drugs)
and im literally the only one along with 1 guy who's mother is okay with alcohol n shit (my mom is almost hippie tier nigga)

so yes.
can you recommend taking it before going to school

 

[Deleted member 6997]

Why do people fap at school? Do they lack the willpower to restrain themselves for a few hours?

They are low inhib and high T. Keep crying for them

 

[Alexanderr]

They are low inhib and high T. Keep crying for them

 

[Deleted member 6873]

@xdxdxnice1
answer my question slut

 

[xdxdxnice1]

habibi.
my mother is okay with me taking PED's (performance enhancing drugs)
and im literally the only one along with 1 guy who's mother is okay with alcohol n shit (my mom is almost hippie tier nigga)

so yes.
can you recommend taking it before going to school

at school i would smoke on the field jfl and now when i’m walking to university i smoke. but if you are not too used to it might make you a bit paranoid. also do not smoke if you have an exam it’s such a bad idea. but it’s good if you can still focus and shit. for me helps me relax and work better but for many it will make them retards

 

[xdxdxnice1]

@xdxdxnice1
answer my question slut

I WAS TYPING WHORE

 

[Deleted member 6873]

at school i would smoke on the field jfl and now when i’m walking to university i smoke. but if you are not too used to it might make you a bit paranoid. also do not smoke if you have an exam it’s such a bad idea. but it’s good if you can still focus and shit. for me helps me relax and work better but for many it will make them retards

nah exams are 6-7 months later lol.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I WAS TYPING WHORE

fijn om te horen lieverd

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I WAS TYPING WHORE

ngl i wanna try space cake with 2 friends of mine

 

[xdxdxnice1]

nah exams are 6-7 months later lol.

you should try it but stop if lowers ur grades or ruins your work ethic

 

[HowAmIAlive123]

Something tells me that ur either good or indian

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Why do people fap at school? Do they lack the willpower to restrain themselves for a few hours?

I did it once in class but didn’t get caught because I just discretely massaged my glans instead of taking the penis out. Did it in last lesson as well so I could go straight home with the coom in my pants as I am high iq

 

[xdxdxnice1]

ngl i wanna try space cake with 2 friends of mine

make sure you do not take too much or you will be sleep

 

[Ritalincel]

XD

 

[Deleted member 6497]

cyberbully that chingchong

 

[Lux]

larp

 

[RAITEIII]

I posted this on r/TIFU last year:

I'd stop after hearing someone lol

 

[thecel]

larp

Yeah most of it was true but I larped some of it.

The parts when I watched porn (I actually just fapped without porn) and dropped my phone didn't happen, but the rest did.

 

[Deleted member 756]

Yeah most of it was true but I larped at the end.

The part when I dropped my phone didn't happen, but the rest did.

was it good?

 

[thecel]

was it good?

The fap?

Naw, cus I didn't even get to coom

 

[Deleted member 756]

The fap?

Naw, cus I didn't even get to coom

Check your pM