17–year–old footballer Gavi scored his first international goal; now he has a harem of older models in his DMs (adding SUIFUEL warning, as requested)

[Reckless Turtle]

All of these women follow him, and this is just the tip of the iceberg from what I found in a few minutes of looking through his following:







Also, his contract potential is worth tens of millions. Literally a few posts down on his IG is him as a pubescent.

 

[Matthias8272]

The moment they saw the croud cheering, the cameras, the spotlight on him, thier pussies began dripping wet

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

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All of these women follow him, and this is just the tip of the iceberg from what I found in a few minutes of looking through his followers:

change tittle and add Suicide fuel ️

This almsot made me want to rope

 

[Reckless Turtle]

change tittle and add Suicide fuel ️

This almsot made me want to rope

 

[Deleted member 2381]

I can't cope

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Being a pro footballer is fucking everything

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Didn't his mother got fucked by Gerard Pique?

 

[currylightskin]

Didn't his mother got fucked by Gerard Pique?

Yeahh,

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Didn't his mother got fucked by Gerard Pique?

No, but even so, why would he care?

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Somebody get this guy into the stadium

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Being a pro footballer is fucking everything

Not even star quarterbacks get the same level of SMV as CL players. They're already at least 22 by the time they can play in the NFL, and have to deal with slim pickings in university, even at a major school.

 

[andy9432]

Just be a professional footballer theory

 

[Deleted member 17569]

This is pretty cortisol inducing

 

[Reckless Turtle]

The only cope I have is that he's only 5'8, and if he's retarded will get finessed into LTRing an older woman (like his teammate Pique). Otherwise, the lifemog is off the charts.

 

[BoneDensity]

The life of an average man is a scam. If you're not an apex male you're not living life.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

No, but even so, why would he care?

Where did i said he should care?

 

[Reckless Turtle]

@AscendingHero

 

[Darkthrone]

Probably going to flop

 

[Darkthrone]

Why does everyone try to look waspy

 

[Hades]

Roasties there to mooch off his success

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Probably going to flop

His goals:appearances at Barcelona is 0.06. Xavi's was 0.11. He definitely has to improve if he wants to live up to that comparison.

 

[Deleted member 9819]

i played against him (and the whole 2004 generation of barça) when i was like 12, good for him ig

 

[Deleted member 13332]

Being a pro footballer is fucking everything

i could have played for cska moscow if i was born 3 inches shorter

@volcelfatcel

 

[Reckless Turtle]

i played against him (and the whole 2004 generation of barça) when i was like 12, good for him ig

You were in a youth program in Spain?

 

[Beetlejuice]

@Anstrum95 It never began

 

[Enfant terrible]

i dont care

 

[Deleted member 9819]

You were in a youth program in Spain?

I played on my local team and we were at the top division of catalonia at that time, "youth programs" as in academies dont really exist here

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I played on my local team and we were at the top division of catalonia at that time, "youth programs" as in academies dont really exist here

Wikipedia says he joined Barcelona's youth program at age 11 in 2015.

 

[ConspiracyTheory]

I will never ever have girls like that and it makes me sad. Why even live?

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I will never ever have girls like that and it makes me sad. Why even live?

You aren't on their level. Male hypergamy is rampant due to social media. @Biggdink

 

[Reckless Turtle]

i dont care

@curlyheadjames does.

 

[Deleted member 7580]

You aren't on their level. Male hypergamy is rampant due to social media. @Biggdink

Imagine being sub 5 and curry and wanting Stacie’s

 

[FastBananaCEO]

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All of these women follow him, and this is just the tip of the iceberg from what I found in a few minutes of looking through his following:







Also, his contract potential is worth tens of millions. Literally a few posts down on his IG is him as a pubescent.

This guy is the same age as me. He’s pulling girls from all over the world and earning millions of dollars in his sleep while I sit on the internet all day

 

[Mongrelcel]

Being a pro footballer is fucking everything

smh without too tier status or peak looks you're a shitstain to vast majority of women these days

 

[ConspiracyTheory]

This guy is the same age as me. He’s pulling girls from all over the world and earning millions of dollars in his sleep while I sit on the internet all day

Same bro. I’m just over here trying not to die from starvation due to insane levels of inflation, gas prices that I can’t afford, and food shortages. Now I gotta contend with motherfuckers like this getting girls I could never get even if I was the last male on earth. Life is a cruel fucking joke. Maybe I should just let starvation take hold and end it all.

 

[wristcel]

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Same bro. I’m just over here trying not to die from starvation due to insane levels of inflation, gas prices that I can’t afford, and food shortages. Now I gotta contend with motherfuckers like this getting girls I could never get even if I was the last male on earth. Life is a cruel fucking joke. Maybe I should just let starvation take hold and end it all.

Sucks to be in the “born in 2004/2005” gang right now. Born too late to live an easy life with a reasonable economy and born too early for the next great era of human existence.

 

[wristcel]

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damn, she's some British school girl

He needs to destroy her, asap!

 

[Deleted member 2382]

ugly

ugly and old
It is disgusting that they would want to prey on this young boy and take advantage of him

 

[Deleted member 2382]

Boneless bitch with rabbit teeth that learned how to pout

 

[Deleted member 19615]

damn, she's some British school girl

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He needs to destroy her, asap!

Pure suifuel

 

[Deleted member 16474]

@Anstrum95 It never began

I'm gasping for air to cope tbh

 

[Deleted member 19432]

 

[Tusseleif]

How do people have motivation to live after seeing shit like this. I certainly don’t

 

[Reckless Turtle]

How do people have motivation to live after seeing shit like this. I certainly don’t

They live vicariously through him by following his IG, attending Barcelona games, and buying his merchandise.

 

[apocalypse]

 

[Schizo123]

>no matter how much you looksmax, how many surgeries you get, you'll never get the same amount of pussy as a 17yo guy that's good at football
why even live

 

[Reckless Turtle]

>no matter how much you looksmax, how many surgeries you get, you'll never get the same amount of pussy as a 17yo guy that's good at football
why even live

He's above average, facially, which many footballers aren't.

 

[Torero]

it doesnt matter he will have forever in mind the view of pique pounding his mama

 

[´´´´´´´´]

He's above average, facially, which many footballers aren't.

this above avg for u?