35 yo redditor loses virginity after swiping on 682,582 profiles

[ranierean]

After being on tinder for 6 months (check my post history) and swiping on over half a million profiles I got my first girlfriend. Now we had sex for the first time. It feels like a huge weight was lift off my shoulders, it was amazing, we were both virgins and we took our time to explore and do it at our own pace.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

menawhile my tinder is legit dead. im matched with my oneitis since may and she wont even bother unmatching me

 

[HeightPilledum]

This Redditor didn't believe in the Oofy Doofy Theory.
If only the incelosphere could have oofypilled him he would have lost his virginity at 15 instead of 35

 

[Deleted member 19620]

JFL, he’s also saying it was a 18 year old virgin on Reddit.
Fireworks coming for this uncle.

 

[Deleted member 25059]

its truly a numbers game

 

[flippasav]

Lazy thing

 

[BoredPrince]

its truly a numbers game

Just swipe on more than half milion profiles bro

 

[Deleted member 25059]

Just swipe on more than half milion profiles bro

no one says it's gonna be easy

 

[Deleted member 30679]

600k is crazy

 

[Deleted member 20179]

>we were both virgins

 

[House Lannister]

Lifefuel for @Crestfallen95

 

[BigBoy]

This Redditor didn't believe in the Oofy Doofy Theory.
If only the incelosphere could have oofypilled him he would have lost his virginity at 15 instead of 35

jokes or youre being legit?

 

[HeightPilledum]

jokes or youre being legit?

Joking obviously

 

[Arcturus]

my worst nightmare right here

 

[Deleted member 31155]

my worst nightmare right here

you can stil get laid so wheres the issue

 

[Oueyy]

This nigger also said that he was using platinium.

Imagine spending litteral hours everyday and paying 60€/month to swipe over six months on 650 000 profiles only to date one leftist landwhale that don't do blowjob nor anal.

When you can just put 100€ to fuck a 20yo thick ukrainian and cum in her ass.

 

[Deleted member 31155]

This nigger also said that he was using platinium.

Imagine spending litteral hours everyday and paying 60€/month to swipe over six months on 650 000 profiles only to date one leftist landwhale that don't do blowjob nor anal.

When you can just put 100€ to fuck a 20yo thick ukrainian and cum in her ass.

"b-but hookers are fake i want real women"

 

[GetShrekt]

PUA is legit first 500 are warmups

 

[Deleted member 30679]

"You'll find the right one sweetie"
"Theres millions of fishes in ocean honey"
Jfl it's over

 

[Reformed]

This will turn into a meme JFL I caged at this

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[HarrierDuBois]

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This will turn into a meme JFL I caged at this

600k swipes and 1 relationship mogs 1 swipe and 0 relationships.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Lifefuel for @Crestfallen95

yeah cuz my oneitis and the other girl gonna reply to me and beg for my cock lol

 

[RecessedChinCel]

Average numbers game coper

 

[RecessedChinCel]

All that just for her to cuck him the moment she gets the slightest bit of attention from Chad. “Just find a 1 in 500,000 girl brooo”

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

JFL, he’s also saying it was a 18 year old virgin on Reddit.
Fireworks coming for this uncle.

meanwhile I'm 27 with a slaycount above 20 but they're all slags
would trade those all in a heartbeat to wait until I'm 35 to slay an 18 year old virgin

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Spoiler

 

[Gonthar]

Those statistics look fake - he eventually chatted with 900 girls, but got only one date, and that ended up in relationship????? It just doesn't seem right, I went on much more dates(about 1 in 10 of the girls I chatted with, on dating sites), but most of the dates didn't lead to anything else...

 

[Lebgfinal]

better than never getting laid

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Those statistics look fake - he eventually chatted with 900 girls, but got only one date, and that ended up in relationship????? It just doesn't seem right, I went on much more dates(about 1 in 10 of the girls I chatted with, on dating sites), but most of the dates didn't lead to anything else...

it makes sense if you're high inhib or somewhat non NT
I think my slay to match rate on tinder is about 1:100 if that

 

[czwarty]

Those statistics look fake - he eventually chatted with 900 girls, but got only one date, and that ended up in relationship????? It just doesn't seem right, I went on much more dates(about 1 in 10 of the girls I chatted with, on dating sites), but most of the dates didn't lead to anything else...

You remember those mfs on reddit who were talking about how women started matching with them after they added photo with cute dog? This is exactly the type of dude I'd see having 3000 matches that lead to zero dates. Bitches will give him a pity match because he has something cute/quirky/funny in profile photo, but of course this doesn't make him even one bit more attractive - so they just say shit like "le cute doggo!<3" and ignore him later.

 

[antsosa]

no way this 35yo subhuman got with a virgin

 

[cytoplasm]

meanwhile I'm 27 with a slaycount above 20 but they're all slags
would trade those all in a heartbeat to wait until I'm 35 to slay an 18 year old virgin

You probably wouldn't

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

How TF did he get a Virgin I’m FUCKING FUMIN

 

[Daqirius]

600k swipes and 1 relationship mogs 1 swipe and 0 relationships.

unironically true

 

[Deleted member 26410]

Abundancemaxing legit?

 

[normie_joe]

Virgin in your teens and 20s I get, but 30s just baffles me. That's plenty of fucking time to lookmaxx.

 

[Zer0/∞]

who’s going to tell him there are no female virgins on Tinder @Matthias8272

 

[HarrierDuBois]

unironically true

Results are all that matters.

 

[Aladin]

JFL, he’s also saying it was a 18 year old virgin on Reddit.
Fireworks coming for this uncle.

I wanna see what she looks like.

 

[Deleted member 24459]

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"You'll find the right one sweetie"
"Theres millions of fishes in ocean honey"
Jfl it's over

yeah idk man 900 chats into one date means this guy has to be borderline down syndrome or something.. 900 girls found him attractive enough or interested at least to chat and he fucked up all 904... woah

 

[Deleted member 19174]

@HarrierDuBois in 16 years

 

[HarrierDuBois]

@HarrierDuBois in 16 years

That's me if I just swipe on my current looks level, me in 2 years hops on OLD and slays the next day.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

That's me if I just swipe on my current looks level, me in 2 years hops on OLD and slays the next day.

Fuck a somali foid

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Fuck a somali foid

Praying on my downfall in action.
@SexuallyFrustrated @drop @ceo

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Praying on my downfall in action.
@SexuallyFrustrated @drop @ceo

why you tagging these fuck niggas?

 

[Aladin]

who’s going to tell him there are no female virgins on Tinder @Matthias8272

Well what if he popped her ?

 

[HarrierDuBois]

why you tagging these fuck niggas?

They know what's up.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

That's me if I just swipe on my current looks level, me in 2 years hops on OLD and slays the next day.

just swipe through all the tinder profiles in a 100km radius theory

 

[HarrierDuBois]

just swipe through all the tinder profiles in a 100km radius theory

Harrytheswipemaxxer.