A girl is coming in few hours i am abit nervous about my room, kitchen, and bathroom

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Gonna clean the floor, kitchen and bathroom.

Is 2h enough for everything??



She insists on coming to my place because she lives in a shared apartment with other girls.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why is she coming over bud what are you two up to

 

[apocalypse]

Chad lives in a decrepit crack house with shit and piss on the walls and foids tell him "I like what you’ve done with the place"

 

[traveler]

have her clean it

 

[fuxkdakikez]

the housepill is real man if you have something as small as a chip in your walls she will get the ick

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Why is she coming over bud what are you two up to

Long story but she took a train back to my town last night and tmr sunday at 10am she has to be at work so she wants to spend tonight with me and leave the next morning

 

[delonisliterallyme]

bro it’s just the nurse coming to check on you in the ward, happens every day

 

[New Poster]

just clear a path from the door to your incel mattress on the floor

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

have her clean it

Have done that before

Felt guilty like a retard child

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

bro it’s just the nurse coming to check on you in the ward, happens every day

I would

 

[Vermilioncore]

Long story but she took a train back to my town last night and tmr sunday at 10am she has to be at work so she wants to spend tonight with me and leave the next morning

Why? I hope you don’t have sex. It’s not good to have premarital relationships

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

just clear a path from the door to your incel mattress on the floor

Need to clean the shitstain on the toilet too

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Why? I hope you don’t have sex. It’s not good to have premarital relationships

We practice LTR sex its ok

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Chad lives in a decrepit crack house with shit and piss on the walls and foids tell him "I like what you’ve done with the place"

I am ltn

 

[New Poster]

Need to clean the shitstain on the toilet too

just put some blue cleaner in there and wait five minutes bro

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Tried ofc didnt work

just put some blue cleaner in there and wait five minutes bro

 

[New Poster]

Tried ofc didnt work

did you scrub it with a toilet brush?

 

[Captain Albania]

2 words for you: jordan peterson

 

[traveler]

bro it’s just the nurse coming to check on you in the ward, happens every day

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

We practice LTR sex its ok

If you have sex and she leaves you you are now married to her but you can't see her anymore now you marry another woman but it doesn't work

 

[xtremfailer]

rate yourself

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

rate yourself

Low ltn maybe high ltn

 

[nevermind2]

Simp

 

[xtremfailer]

Low ltn maybe high ltn

keep it clean and tidy then, leave uni/work stuff around so she sees you are busy

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

keep it clean and tidy then, leave uni/work stuff around so she sees you are busy

Yeah i have papers around my desk

 

[EvangelicalRapist]

i also had my oneitis "come over" to my place for "martini" before she'd first say that she will be late and then cancel all shit altogether.

Crazy how this had launched a chain event that will eventually lead to me doing roids and surgeries!

But hey good luck, just get her drunk

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Ok guys got condoms and toilet brush now