A short story about FastBananaCEO

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I was recently in the UK and the taxi man pointed to a hill and said "FastBananaCEO use to live there". I saw the light from the sun light up this house, it was mesmerizing. During my stay there was a stray dog that stayed outside FastBananaCEO's old house each day and night. The dog could truly sense that somebody good had stayed there at some point. This experience changed my life.
 
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I met @FastBananaCEO at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny
 
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“I was at Looksmax me. event and all the stars were lining up backstage. ArvidGustavsson was in front of me and [FastabananaCeo] was behind me and we were all embarrassingly close.

I turned around before the line went off and said: ‘Good day Mr. FastBanana, Justbeconfidentsrs.’

CEO replied: ‘Yeah I know.’

I continued: ‘By the way, I know we’ve gotta go but I’ve been told I occasionally sounds like you.’

CEO replied: ‘You’re holding up the line kid.’

I’ll never forget it. I went on stage bright red and never looked at him again.
 
The dog could truly sense that somebody good had stayed there at some point. This experience changed my life.
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It's true. I was the stray dog.
 

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