AspiringChanglite
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So last night I was busy with some undisclosed social event that was going on well until 4AM, I had time to hop out and go to the club with a few Chadlite+ slayer friends though as well as messaging foids on Tinder throughout the event.
At the club as I was getting some drinks at the bar a pair of short slutty blonde HTBs tried to talk to me (I recognized one of them since they were in my sister sorority), I basically ignored them and did this (which is my signature move when my ego is too high to entertain foids)
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I was on Tinder with a foid I matched with tonight (Hyper-NT Stacylite brunette with green eyes, phenomenal coloring, and ideal body), who I was talking to, she mentioned I also matched with her best friend (NT mid-high Stacylite dirty blonde/ginger with blue eyes and insane PFL almond hunter eyes, wide palate and ideal body) and suggested I should go over to their house and fuck them
I decided to take up their offer (this was around 1AM and I was at a bar, I had to be back at my social event by 2:30AM) so I took an Uber to their address and fucked both of them raw (they were both about 5'2-5'3 so my frauded 6'5 height made me tower over them when I arrived I put 6'2 on Tinder to lower expectations and blow them away in person while still being "tall" by foid standards)
Then I left at around 2:15 to go get food from a nearby fast food place and hurried to the social event I had to be at, which was the end of the story
Ended up going to bed at around 4AM, when I woke up today in the morning I got texts from both of them along the lines of "good morning i had so much fun last night we should do it again if youre not busy"
SINCE NOBODY SEEMS TO BELIEVE MY SLAY STORIES ("MUH RICECELS CANT HAVE SEX!!!") I WILL PROVIDE BLURRED PICTURES AND MESSAGES WITH THEM IN PMS UPON REQUEST FOR THE SKEPTICS
At the club as I was getting some drinks at the bar a pair of short slutty blonde HTBs tried to talk to me (I recognized one of them since they were in my sister sorority), I basically ignored them and did this (which is my signature move when my ego is too high to entertain foids)
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I was on Tinder with a foid I matched with tonight (Hyper-NT Stacylite brunette with green eyes, phenomenal coloring, and ideal body), who I was talking to, she mentioned I also matched with her best friend (NT mid-high Stacylite dirty blonde/ginger with blue eyes and insane PFL almond hunter eyes, wide palate and ideal body) and suggested I should go over to their house and fuck them
I decided to take up their offer (this was around 1AM and I was at a bar, I had to be back at my social event by 2:30AM) so I took an Uber to their address and fucked both of them raw (they were both about 5'2-5'3 so my frauded 6'5 height made me tower over them when I arrived I put 6'2 on Tinder to lower expectations and blow them away in person while still being "tall" by foid standards)
Then I left at around 2:15 to go get food from a nearby fast food place and hurried to the social event I had to be at, which was the end of the story
Ended up going to bed at around 4AM, when I woke up today in the morning I got texts from both of them along the lines of "good morning i had so much fun last night we should do it again if youre not busy"
SINCE NOBODY SEEMS TO BELIEVE MY SLAY STORIES ("MUH RICECELS CANT HAVE SEX!!!") I WILL PROVIDE BLURRED PICTURES AND MESSAGES WITH THEM IN PMS UPON REQUEST FOR THE SKEPTICS
