SHARK
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So in middle school I had a church retreat with my schoolmates as well as the kids from another school.
Since I started puberty I got REALLY bad armpit sweat. Like my shirts would be soaked after school. So on this retreat there were a bunch of hot girls from both my school and from the other school I've never seen, so my horny 14 year old self had anxiety through the roof, and as a result, super sweaty armpits.
Mid day we came back to our bunk beds for a brief moment and I put on some deodorant cuz my pits were stinking. Then we headed outside to play basketball.
As we played basketball, this girl and her friend who had been fucking around with us guys the whole retreat said "WHO SMELLS GOOD?"
Fuck. I was about to get exposed.
She proceeded to go guy to guy, starting at Chad of course, SMELLING THEM TO SEE WHO SMELLS GOOD.
"Is it you Chad?" "No it's not him"
"Is it you Chadlite?" "No it's not him"
"Is it you Brad?" "No it's not him"
She smelled every guy.... BUT ME.
WTF. Literally the process of elimination had me guilty of the deodorant smell, but I was so ugly/nonexistent she didn't even bother sniffing me.
Brutal
Since I started puberty I got REALLY bad armpit sweat. Like my shirts would be soaked after school. So on this retreat there were a bunch of hot girls from both my school and from the other school I've never seen, so my horny 14 year old self had anxiety through the roof, and as a result, super sweaty armpits.
Mid day we came back to our bunk beds for a brief moment and I put on some deodorant cuz my pits were stinking. Then we headed outside to play basketball.
As we played basketball, this girl and her friend who had been fucking around with us guys the whole retreat said "WHO SMELLS GOOD?"
Fuck. I was about to get exposed.
She proceeded to go guy to guy, starting at Chad of course, SMELLING THEM TO SEE WHO SMELLS GOOD.
"Is it you Chad?" "No it's not him"
"Is it you Chadlite?" "No it's not him"
"Is it you Brad?" "No it's not him"
She smelled every guy.... BUT ME.
WTF. Literally the process of elimination had me guilty of the deodorant smell, but I was so ugly/nonexistent she didn't even bother sniffing me.
Brutal