Ascendedd vs colton myers

[colton myers]

The modern day tom cruise vs brad pitt type mog battle (curry version)

#1 contender (ascendedd) (6'1)
The pashthun mogger with an amazing aesthetic appeal for jbs but still waiting for his virgin soulmate , I present you

#2 contender (colton myers) (5'6)
The South asian who has uptonow a good appeal among jbs with 15 slays, I present you

 

[colton myers]

@Xangsane @DelonLover1999 @soldier_puzzle662 @Debetro @ascendedd @BoredPrince @DelonEnjoyer @blackgriffin_1 @jflola @Banasura

 

[Banasura]

I think @ascendedd wins cause of height but u win facially, what basis do u think I should be voting on. Overall appeal or just facially?

 

[Acne Victim]

both can abuse JBE game

 

[DelonLover1999]

why did you change your name from aaron matteo? it mogged so hard even though it didn't match your pheno one bit

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Colton Myers mogs facially, but Ascendedd mogs bcsbof his height, you are turbo manlet

 

[ascendedd]

U mog

 

[colton myers]

why did you change your name from aaron matteo? it mogged so hard even though it didn't match your pheno one bit

Coz aaron matteo is my real name lol, am a fool previously coz I used my real name here

 

[colton myers]

U mog

Maybe facially but overall u mog , and I do respect you a lot for staying virgin for tht one soulmate in yo life

 

[DelonLover1999]

Coz aaron matteo is my real name lol, am a fool previously coz I used my real name here

then stop with this colton myers bullshit lmao, everyone knows already

 

[Manana]

Colton Myers mogs facially but is such a giga manlet only correct answer is the first dude.

 

[ascendedd]

Maybe facially but overall u mog , and I do respect you a lot for staying virgin for tht one soulmate in yo life

I wanna donate u 2 inches of my height bhai if i could

 

[colton myers]

Colton Myers mogs facially, but Ascendedd mogs bcsbof his height, you are turbo manlet

I do agree

 

[DelonLover1999]

Maybe facially but overall u mog , and I do respect you a lot for staying virgin for tht one soulmate in yo life

staying virgin is a mogger trait, but only if you are gl

 

[colton myers]

I wanna donate u 2 inches of my height bhai if i could

No need bhai, already doing good with my height but thanks anyway lol

 

[DelonLover1999]

I wanna donate u 2 inches of my height bhai if i could

wholesome shit innit

 

[colton myers]

staying virgin is a mogger trait, but only if you are gl

Yuh

 

[gribsufer1]

@Xangsane HOLY FUCK

 

[SecularIslamist]

Maybe facially but overall u mog , and I do respect you a lot for staying virgin for tht one soulmate in yo life

Bro he's in Afghanistan. He doesn't have a choice does he? He better be virgin otherwise the last thing he's gonna see if a large rock being hurled at him at 60mph.

 

[colton myers]

then stop with this colton myers bullshit lmao, everyone knows already

Will switch ti aaron mateo then

 

[colton myers]

Colton Myers mogs facially but is such a giga manlet only correct answer is the first dude.

Same like tom cruise , ahh

 

[DelonLover1999]

Bro he's in Afghanistan. He doesn't have a choice does he? He better be virgin otherwise the last thing he's gonna see if a large rock being hurled at him at 60mph.

cant you just larp and say you are? or does he live in a small town where everyone gossips about everything?

 

[DelonLover1999]

Same like tom cruise , ahh

it's a good life being a mogger manlet.

You must wake up feeling like God had to nerf you. I'm aspiring to reach that, tbh.

 

[colton myers]

it's a good life being a mogger manlet.

You must wake up feeling like God had to nerf you. I'm aspiring to reach that, tbh.

Had few tall biches approach me in clubs abd was like you so cute , slayed them ..to each their own, not worrying about something tht I cannot control

 

[colton myers]

Bro he's in Afghanistan. He doesn't have a choice does he? He better be virgin otherwise the last thing he's gonna see if a large rock being hurled at him at 60mph.

I think @ascendedd personally wanted to be virgin until find his soulmate it has nothing to do with location

 

[colton myers]

I think @ascendedd wins cause of height but u win facially, what basis do u think I should be voting on. Overall appeal or just facially?

U just answered both in ur comment

 

[ascendedd]

I think @ascendedd personally wanted to be virgin until find his soulmate it has nothing to do with location

Yeah its easy to get laid in uni or if u try hard enough but i just dont wanna do sina

 

[colton myers]

Yeah its easy to get laid in uni or if u try hard enough but i just dont wanna do sina

Am a scientologist, but I wanna say alhamdhulillah for ur mindset mirin

 

[Banasura]

U just answered both in ur comment

Yes nigga, cause u don’t facially mog him to such a degree height becomes irrelevant if taken into consideration. U r literally chadpreet facially but he’s chadpreetlite facially.

 

[colton myers]

Thanks

Yes nigga, cause u don’t facially mog him to such a degree height becomes irrelevant if taken into consideration. U r literally chadpreet facially but he’s chadpreetlite facially.

 

[Banasura]

Thanks

Second picture is imo, first and third are alright. The second is crazy

 

[colton myers]

Second picture is imo, first and third are alright. The second is crazy

Thanks buy

 

[Graham]

Basically a height vs face thread. IDK what to pick its pretty even IMO.

@ascendedd 's height doesn't halo him, but IDK if your face overrides your height.

I'd assume in western countries @ascendedd edges ahead in normal / IRL scenarios due to average / above average height and being around high MTN, but if it was comparing who would make the better model for selling a product (not runway) I'd say you have the advantage.

In countries that are shorter on average I'd assume you'd do better IRL.

 

[IBlamePhaggots]

colton meyers eviscerates facially

Gets mogged irl

 

[colton myers]

Basically a height vs face thread. IDK what to pick its pretty even IMO.

@ascendedd 's height doesn't halo him, but IDK if your face overrides your height.

I'd assume in western countries @ascendedd edges ahead in normal / IRL scenarios due to average / above average height and being around high MTN, but if it was comparing who would make the better model for selling a product (not runway) I'd say you have the advantage.

In countries that are shorter on average I'd assume you'd do better IRL.

Thanks bhai

 

[colton myers]

colton meyers eviscerates facially

Gets mogged irl

I do agree

 

[Gengar]

then stop with this colton myers bullshit lmao, everyone knows already

Colton Myers is a cool name

Colton Haynes + Michael Myers = Colton Myers

Also, I voted ascendedd.

 

[Gengar]

staying virgin is a mogger trait,

but only if you are gl

What if you're ugly but you've turned down opportunities (there's escorts available, turning down friend's request to have threesome with his whichever FWB he has, have a female friend who considers me as a husband [but I would not accept it])?

 

[colton myers]

H

Colton Myers is a cool name

Colton Haynes + Michael Myers = Colton Myers

Also, I voted ascendedd.

Haha

 

[Gengar]

H

Haha

Welcome back chadpreet.

 

[colton myers]

@BaldingBabyFace @jilljill035 @Michael B. Jordan

 

[DelonLover1999]

What if you're ugly but you've turned down opportunities (there's escorts available, turning down friend's request to have threesome with his whichever FWB he has, have a female friend who considers me as a husband [but I would not accept it])?

mogs too

 

[colton myers]

Welcome back chadpreet.

 

[Gengar]

mogs too

Sweet!

 

[DelonLover1999]

Sweet!

are you actually hugless, tho? I find that hard to believe tbh

 

[Gengar]

are you actually hugless, tho? I find that hard to believe tbh

.

 

[Gengar]

.

@emeraldglass Does this mean I have rizz, bhai?

 

[Deleted member 28394]

colesp mogs

 

[colton myers]

colesp mogs

In movies and big screen but irl @ascendedd mogs

 

[Deleted member 24770]

@Xangsane @DelonLover1999 @soldier_puzzle662 @Debetro @ascendedd @BoredPrince @DelonEnjoyer @blackgriffin_1 @jflola @Banasura

Psl wise you win but he mogs you irl brodie he’s 6’1 with jb appeal. psl isnt accurate tbh but yeah youre a chad with LL and lifts, ascended is a low chadlite but chaddam in pak/afg and is chadlite in west as well