Ascending is stupid easy

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The goal is to Ascend, what that means to you could be different, LTR a girl you find attractive? Ascension. You slay girls? Ascension.
 
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Try saying this to the 5’6 jeet JFL
 
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Pretty much. I would throw in some realistic surgeries like hair transplant or fixing the nose and I would remove physique as gymmaxing has shown itself to be mostly a cope.

Anything more than this doesn't exist and you shouldn't be a subhuman manlet to begin with, you should have experienced female attraction at least once or twice in your life. If not, then it's a wrap.
 
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Pretty much. I would throw in some realistic surgeries like hair transplant or fixing the nose and I would remove physique as gymmaxing has shown itself to be mostly a cope.

Anything more than this doesn't exist and you shouldn't be a subhuman manlet to begin with, you should have experienced female attraction at least once or twice in your life. If not, then it's a wrap.
Why do you say gymaxxing is cope? Granted you’re already MTN+ and 5’10+
 
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I wish they had a site for information like this.
 
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u forgot to spam hgh
 
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That’s to say nothing about how you’ll actually meet girls, which after a certain point in life is way more difficult than even surgery maxxing.
 
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Why do you say gymaxxing is cope? Granted you’re already MTN+ and 5’10+
Let's not have another gymmaxx discussion.

Btw

 
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Okay chad
 
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That’s to say nothing about how you’ll actually meet girls, which after a certain point in life is way more difficult than even surgery maxxing.
yes, but people here don’t even dive into that , they dive into hgh, surgery, learning rations and dump stuff . step 1 is to become gl which is the easiest part of the equation, meeting girls can be pretty hard. that’s probably my biggest struggle is meeting girls who i’d want to LTR
 
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Do you know any good info on teeth whitening?
 
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Do you know any good info on teeth whitening?
crest strips are apparently good, but coconut oil as a mouthwash apparently is just as good or better and cheaper . theres some threads on it
 
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"Ascending is stupid easy my boyo, just get a haircut and go to the gym."
 
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Why type of cope is this lmao.
Obviously all of that helps but most people failos comes with their bone structure
 
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All useless with a recessed maxilla: recessed chin, no under eye support (prey eyes), low FWHR, weak mandible, bad zygos, probably no bone mass too
 
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Why type of cope is this lmao.
Obviously all of that helps but most people failos comes with their bone structure

This. Hate being a naysayer, but "maxing" (whatever the fuck that means, because humans are not video game characters) the things op listed will mean jack shit for 98% of guys

Still has a point, though. "Normie" idea of looksmaxing is a million times smarter and rational than the one of sheltered soon-to-be HTNS
 
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All useless with a recessed maxilla: recessed chin, no under eye support (prey eyes), low FWHR, weak mandible, bad zygos, probably no bone mass too
This
 
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Worst thing is you either grow up with certain habits (hard chewing, nose breathing, good posture, correct swallowing, etc) since you are a child, or you need to either get orthodontic appliances to correct everything in adulthood (which takes lots of time) or (i know this is controversial here in this forum) consistently spend hours everyday doing stuff like thumbpulling and correct posture etc and it takes years for results
 
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Plus good genetics, which can be fixed sometime with hardmaxxing
 
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Worst thing is you either grow up with certain habits (hard chewing, nose breathing, good posture, correct swallowing, etc) since you are a child, or you need to either get orthodontic appliances to correct everything in adulthood (which takes lots of time) or (i know this is controversial here in this forum) consistently spend hours everyday doing stuff like thumbpulling and correct posture etc and it takes years for results
Not years but yes It takes time
 
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This. Hate being a naysayer, but "maxing" (whatever the fuck that means, because humans are not video game characters) the things op listed will mean jack shit for 98% of guys
98%? Blatantly wrong. Most guys would ascend if they did this, you’d have to already be a ltn for this not to greatly improve your looks.
All useless with a recessed maxilla: recessed chin, no under eye support (prey eyes), low FWHR, weak mandible, bad zygos, probably no bone mass too
Okay the average guy doesn’t have all these issues. I’m talking about majorities not the minority of guys who cannot ascend thru softmaxxing.
 
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Anything other than this is likely unneeded autist nitpicking.

The goal is to Ascend, what that means to you could be different, LTR a girl you find attractive? Ascension. You slay girls? Ascension.
This doesn't work on 5'6 mfs and less than 6 inches dudes
 
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This. Hate being a naysayer, but "maxing" (whatever the fuck that means, because humans are not video game characters) the things op listed will mean jack shit for 98% of guys

Still has a point, though. "Normie" idea of looksmaxing is a million times smarter and rational than the one of sheltered soon-to-be HTNS
Don't cope with "98% of guys" JFL. You are an incel with below average genetics

Normies don't have recessed maxillas and most of what OP mentioned will work.

When did this site turn into Cope.org? :lul::lul::lul:
 
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I'll never understand the level of delusion some incels will give themselves

"But brooo 98% of guys are fucked"

No they're not. You're just a genetic failure :lul::lul::lul:

Literally go outside
 
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Only if you're a fat boy or just a bloat boy
 
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very very based. Very simple :redpill:
 
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This all you need to do but all the BP Richard Ramirez raw diet retards who live a sedentary lifestyle will say it’s cope
 
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This all you need to do but all the BP Richard Ramirez raw diet retards who live a sedentary lifestyle will say it’s cope
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I'll never understand the level of delusion some incels will give themselves

"But brooo 98% of guys are fucked"

No they're not. You're just a genetic failure :lul::lul::lul:

Literally go outside
Nigga literally a great percentage of guys have some kind of failo that isnt fixable with basic shit like that, even a lot of non bp normies already do all of that,literally 50% of guys I see have some important failo like a Big recession, or bad dimorphism on the face or bad eyes, coloring... Do you think all of that Will really help them? Ofc but only slightly. Also not everyone have good genetics for building a good body, or they can be manlet, ls not that easy
 
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Nigga literally a great percentage of guys have some kind of failo that isnt fixable with basic shit like that, even a lot of non bp normies already do all of that,literally 50% of guys I see have some important failo like a Big recession, or bad dimorphism on the face or bad eyes, coloring... Do you think all of that Will really help them? Ofc but only slightly
Nitpicking specific falios for 98 percentile normies and saying it's over for them they can't softmax :lul::lul::lul:

You'll soon realize that the truth is that YOU can't softmax due to a bad genetic base, and to cope with that fact you project on people with superior genetics
 
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Nitpicking specific falios for 98 percentile normies and saying it's over for them they can't softmax :lul::lul::lul:

You'll soon realize that the truth is that YOU can't softmax due to a bad genetic base, and to cope with that fact you project on people with superior genetics
What are you talking about nigga? First of all It was the other guy that said the 98 percentile thing, not me, second of all I softmaxx because I know It is not cope, its literally common sense, and I dont have bad genetics are all
 
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What are you talking about nigga? First of all It was the other guy that said the 98 percentile thing, not me, second of all I softmaxx because I know It is not cope, its literally common sense, and I dont have bad genetics are all
Oh tf nigga then I agree with you probably :lul::lul::lul:

Why are you even responding to what I'm saying? Obviously if some niggas recessed or dolphin eyed none of this shit will work for them.

I'm just pointing out that it's not "over for 98% of guys." This is incel cope. It's over for below average guys if they're structurally below average.
 
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i did all this and my old itis mopped the floor with me :feelsbadman:
 
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"Ascending is stupid easy my boyo, just get a haircut and go to the gym."
yeah choose the most horrifically ugly guy you can find :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I don't understand you niggas do you want looksmaxing to be hard?

Statistically most people are average looks so if they do everything in this post they will ascend.

This will work for 5'6 pajeet too, he just needs to put an "unfair" amount more work into his character, SMV and possibly invest in a few surgeries.
 
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yeah choose the most horrifically ugly guy you can find :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I don't understand you niggas do you want looksmaxing to be hard?

Statistically most people are average looks so if they do everything in this post they will ascend.

This will work for 5'6 pajeet too, he just needs to put an "unfair" amount more work into his character, SMV and possibly invest in a few surgeries.
Most users here that have been here for years are below average facially and have already tried this water.
 
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This. Hate being a naysayer, but "maxing" (whatever the fuck that means, because humans are not video game characters) the things op listed will mean jack shit for 98% of guys

That shit you said about humans not being video game characters is pointless...
The point of maxxing is to just maximize your results in an area of life, simple to understand nothing to do with video games.

When you say "98% of guys" you mean most guys and most guys are average looks so if they FULLY softmax they will ascend. Simple as that.

They won't turn into chad (P.S you don't need to be chad to live a fulfilling life), their efforts won't be meaningless like some of you might think, but they will look good to women and they will feel confident in themselves.
 
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Most users here that have been here for years are below average facially and have already tried this water.
What a bold claim.
So most of the autist, retard, incel users on this forum have:

Healthy glowing skin with few blemishes
Stylemaxxed hair, shaped beard and eyebrows
Completely physique maxxed (takes around 3 years)
Stylemaxxed (Not in their autistic perspective they ACTUALLY have good style)
Leanmaxxed

This stuff takes a lot of effort, dedication, and discipline. It's not some crazy feat but I get the vibe that the defeatist, sweaty office chair, incel, nihlistic, shit-posting users here haven't even done ONE of the things I've mentioned THOROUGHLY.
 
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What a bold claim.
So most of the autist, retard, incel users on this forum have:

Healthy glowing skin with few blemishes
Stylemaxxed hair, shaped beard and eyebrows
Completely physique maxxed (takes around 3 years)
Stylemaxxed (Not in their autistic perspective they ACTUALLY have good style)
Leanmaxxed

This stuff takes a lot of effort, dedication, and discipline. It's not some crazy feat but I get the vibe that the defeatist, sweaty office chair, incel, nihlistic, shit-posting users here haven't even done ONE of the things I've mentioned THOROUGHLY.
Nigga just said Stylemaxxing :lul::lul::lul: this forum is truly turning into adonis school

Most smart incels have already been through haircuts, clearing your skin (or they just have naturally clear skin), and leanmaxxing

Physique maxxing I wouldn't say they have on average, because it's almost useless if you don't at least have a MTN+ face to go with it

It's purely a BONE problem, I'm not talking for the fakecels that are MTN+ structurally and just choose to rot on here btw.
 
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And of course then you would want to opt for surgeries, which most of them are always trying to save up for. But this is tens of thousands of dollars, and it likely won't be perfect the first go. It takes time and it isn't "stupid easy" like this thread is trying to suggest.
 
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Nigga just said Stylemaxxing :lul::lul::lul: this forum is truly turning into adonis school

Most smart incels have already been through haircuts, clearing your skin (or they just have naturally clear skin), and leanmaxxing

Physique maxxing I wouldn't say they have on average, because it's almost useless if you don't at least have a MTN+ face to go with it

It's purely a BONE problem, I'm not talking for the fakecels that are MTN+ structurally and just choose to rot on here btw.
Adonis school :ROFLMAO:
Isn't stylemaxxing just fashionmaxxing? idfk

Ik you can be genetically ugly I'm saying most guys statistically aren't, they are just average.

It might not seem that way when you stumble upon the blackpill for the first time and you literally mathematically deduct how you are "ugly" by realizing how many ratios you are slightly off for. Or maybe you have one noticeable genetic falio, it's not the end of the world.
Couple that with constantly hammering into your head how important looks are and the problem is obvious.

Even if these smart incels have TRULY softmaxxed and haven't limp dicked their effort, if they aren't consistently considered ugly by normal people they are fine.

Of course blackpillScientist56 is going to somehow deduce that you are cursed to inceldom, HE IS A RETARD. He isn't normal.

If emily was into the blackpill and she couldn't help but be bugged by your slightly off FWHR ratio then sure it might matter but emily doesn't care because she is NORMAL, and you don't look horribly ugly.

I'm doubtful these "smart incels" have REALLY softmaxxed, I'm sure most of them have counted out gymaxxing when they aren't even hideous facially, I'm sure most of these people aren't as ugly as they might think.

"Tell that to recessed jaw, prey eyes, horse face.." ok nigga he's fucked :ROFLMAO: that's not u tho
 
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i have cuck genes i cant ascend
 
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Adonis school :ROFLMAO:
Isn't stylemaxxing just fashionmaxxing? idfk

Ik you can be genetically ugly I'm saying most guys statistically aren't, they are just average.

It might not seem that way when you stumble upon the blackpill for the first time and you literally mathematically deduct how you are "ugly" by realizing how many ratios you are slightly off for. Or maybe you have one noticeable genetic falio, it's not the end of the world.
Couple that with constantly hammering into your head how important looks are and the problem is obvious.

Even if these smart incels have TRULY softmaxxed and haven't limp dicked their effort, if they aren't consistently considered ugly by normal people they are fine.

Of course blackpillScientist56 is going to somehow deduce that you are cursed to inceldom, HE IS A RETARD. He isn't normal.

If emily was into the blackpill and she couldn't help but be bugged by your slightly off FWHR ratio then sure it might matter but emily doesn't care because she is NORMAL, and you don't look horribly ugly.

I'm doubtful these "smart incels" have REALLY softmaxxed, I'm sure most of them have counted out gymaxxing when they aren't even hideous facially, I'm sure most of these people aren't as ugly as they might think.

"Tell that to recessed jaw, prey eyes, horse face.." ok nigga he's fucked :ROFLMAO: that's not u tho
Most incels overrate their facial structures as a coping mechanism if anything. It's not simply one falio: it's an abundance of falios and harmony problems.

That's why they're on this website in the first place, women clearly didn't like their face and now they're on an incel forum for 3+ years planning surgeries.

I do agree with your point about softmaxxing to an extent, there's a lot of fakecels on here who are just fat and think it's over.

But you're greatly underestimating how many actual true genetic defects are on here.

In my specific case, I'm not too worried since I am making my own money and should have my main falios sorted out with implants / fat grafting only in the next couple years, ideally.
 
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Most incels overrate their facial structures as a coping mechanism if anything. It's not simply one falio: it's an abundance of falios and harmony problems.

That's why they're on this website in the first place, women clearly didn't like their face and now they're on an incel forum for 3+ years planning surgeries.

I do agree with your point about softmaxxing to an extent, there's a lot of fakecels on here who are just fat and think it's over.

But you're greatly underestimating how many actual true genetic defects are on here.

In my specific case, I'm not too worried since I am making my own money and should have my main falios sorted out with implants / fat grafting only in the next couple years, ideally.
I don't even think that being on here necessarily equates to someone having an abundance of falios and harmony issues that would significantly combat the positive effects of softmaxxing.

I think it's just a matter of they had low self-esteem to begin with and when they discover the blackpill they are BOMBARDED with the uncomfortable truth that their face is technically "ugly" because they don't have "optimal ratios."

I don't think that they overrate to cope because with enough time in the blackpill they will come to terms with how "ugly" they are and they take pride in that because they feel as if they are accepting reality.
Plus due to confirmation bias they will likely incorrectly equate their interactions in the real world to them being ugly, so they will adjust their rating of their looks fasley.
And they will inevitably ask for their face to get rated and blackpill mfs are harsh and will call them ugly.

But there would definitely be a lot of people with an abundance of falios and harmony issues here I just hate seeing people count themselves out for the reasons above.

Niggas need to STOP sleeping on softmaxxing.
It doesn't matter if you are 5'7, or have some horrible falio you will look legitimately 3x better if you completely softmax and you will feel confident finally.
Yes it's that simple softmaxxing is the 80/20 of the results, if you are ACTUALLY ugly and not just fucked by the blackpill/incel community then get a few surgerys sure.
If it's really that important to them they will find a way, it's just a money problem at that point. But it all starts with softmaxxing.

Pitiful these niggas don't workout because they diagnose themselves with facial LTN disease.
 
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