Ascension is futile: no one will "ascend"

[Krakowski]

“No one will ascend” - A thread made by a brown manlet barely pushing weak LTN who imtakes pride in fucking escorts at the age of almost 40, where people bring their kids to kindergarten.

Pretty sure he is white and has a gf

 

[SurgeryEnjoyer]

Pretty sure he is white and has a gf

Most people would count him as white but he looked like one of those slavs/armenian mutts. He had a gf but still visited escorts regularly, counting them as slays jfl.

 

[Deleted member 23245]

miss you bhai

 

[hansmoleman]

The question is then, what are you doing here?

 

[adam_ross2549]

My definition of ascension always was getting an average looking gf/wife and having two children. I am now a 36 yo single and I already did bsso + chin implant. I will very likely stay alone for the rest of my life. As I am doing well financially, I will continue spending money on looksmaxxing bc there is nothing else to do with my money.

give me some bro. Im 17 and have a lot of potential

 

[Debetro]

Very

Good

Post.

 

[kanderior]

Came for the black pill title, stayed for the white pill content. Good post.

 

[Deleted member 46941]

entertaining thread

 

[Debetro]

Good post. Seeing you in the next life, fav turk

 

[Samiscool234]

ANOTHER SHITPOST THAT WAS POSTED IN THE LOOKSMAXING SUBFORUM


WOW!!!! IS IT THAT HARD PLACE YOUR STUPID RETARDED UNHELPFUL INFORMATION IN OFFTOPIC. INSTEAD OF LOOKSMAXING?

LIKE JESUS NO ONE CARES ABT YOUR MORONIC IDEAS, OPINIONS, AND PHILOSOPHIES THAT COME FROM YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED HYPOXIC BRAIN.

This one's going in my favourites. Thanks, oldcel

 

[Chadpreet_]

Damn an actual good post bro.

 

[Chadpreet_]

Bump, Goodbye bro and goodluck .

 

[Maalik]

Lol any doomer thread on this forum gets likes no matter how silly it is.

 

[chickencalves]

Bump

 

[Va-qoh]

A lot of people in this community talk about "muh ascension" as the final destination and the only purpose in life. But by using some deduction, it is easy to realize that ascension is not possible. Why? For the following reasons.

Reasons why Ascension is a MYTH.

1. NO DEFINITION OF ASCENSION.

Incels and autists (and often autistic incels) on this website argue non-stop about ascension, but by far the BIGGEST reason you will not ascend is because YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ASCENSION IS. Everyone defines "ascension" in a different way. Currently, I have encountered the following definitions of ascension:

1. Getting a girlfriend
2. Losing virginity
3. Becoming a "slayer"
4. Improving the looks level to the point where you look like Lachowski
5. Improving your looks level to the point where you look better than you currently look

So far, definitions (2) and (3) are increasingly prevalent in this shithole. HOW DO YOU ASCEND, if you do not know what this mythical "ascension" is? Do you ascned if you "slay" but you are still ugly? Or you do bimax, getting model looks, but still sit in the basement without "slaying"? Do these count as "ascension"? THERE IS NO ASCENSION because THERE IS NO DEFINITION WHAT IT IS.

2. PLASTIC SURGERY IS LIMITED.

Just do Bimax, bro. And then LeForte III, bro. Do LL, do OBO. Do rhino, do implants. Do some weird shit. PLASTIC SURGERY IS IMPRECISE. You CANNOT get a Chad face in 90% plastic surgery even if you do EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, and your PLANS are perfect. Minus 2 mm here, plus 2 mm there, AND YOU RUIN IT. ONLY GOD knows how your Bimax or rhino end up. You can improve only to some certain extent. You CANNOT improve to the Chad level, because Chad requires HARMONY, and you CANNOT get harmony, if you cannot perform surgery UP TO A MILIMETER, which YOU CANNOT.

Moreover, a Chadlite+ face almost always requires NOT ONE, but MANY surgeries! You start with bimax, you continue with fillers, and you end up with LL. Plus rhino and hair transplant in between. If you have not won the genetic lottery from the get-go, Chad-looks are a MYTH. In 1000 people who try to do it with surgery, only 1 will succeed. This is why this community is SO AUTISTIC. Realistically, normal people try to improve their looks just "a bit". This counts. However, ascension assumes that you improve a TON from a few surgeries. THIS IS NOT REALISTIC, and COMPLETE AUTISM

Good result. But IS IT ASCENSION?
NO, IT IS NOT - according to Faggots.org. He is NOT chad after the surgery. And he needs a TON more of it.

You will NEVER look like Delon if you are not born Delon. NO ASCENSION for you from PLASTIC SURGERY.

3. YOU ARE POOR AS FUCK

Most people throw the terms like LL or OBO around. But do not forget the fact, that even RHINO is OUTSIDE OF MONETARY CAPABILITIES OF MOST PEOPLE ON homosexuals.org. Doing a full facial reconstruction plan, which ascension presumes, costs HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. You need to have a lot of money for endless revisions, and additional surgery, if something goes wrong, or the results are insufficient (which is 90% of cases). Do not forget, ascension is ONLY CHAD OR DEATH.

Most forget also, that plastic surgery is a MARATHON. You need to maintain your looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, doing facelifts, fillers, skin rejuvenation, expensive diets, steroids, etc. You really think you HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to do all those? Every year? if you do 1 big surgery, and suddenly "ascend", how long will results last? 5 years? 10 years? Then you will need more surgery. AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR IT? If you are still repaying the credit for you OBO or whatever shit you did for your "ascension".
But if you cannot maintain your looks, HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS AN ASCENSION? CHAD is CHAD for a LONG period of time, not for 2 years post-surgery.

If you are POOR, FORGET ABOUT 'ASCENSION'.

4. COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF WHAT ATTRACTS WOMEN

You wage-slave for 10 years to do your plastic surgery, with LeForte III, to finally turn yourself into this:

And SUDDENLY, you realize, that you do not PULL as much as you SHOULD, while THIS guy fucks your oneitis:

despite not looking as good as you, and in fact, he is widely successful with women, and you widely masturbate in your cellar. Despite your new hunter eyes, and square jaw.

E.g. there is literally research, which shows that oval faces are more preferable than square faces. Or that round eyes are MORE attractive than square Chink-eyes, also called "muh hunter eyes". But whatever I say you do not believe it, right, incels? Well, whatever, i am not here to persuade you. I am here to tell, that the LOOKS THEORY of homosexuals on homosexuals.org is FAR from what women prefer IRL.

5. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER LOOKS FACTORS THAN FACE

If you seriously believe it is possible to "ascend" without height or being white, or white-passing, you are DELUSIONAL. And THIS IS ONLY LOOKS.

It has been shown time and time again, that HEIGHT and RACE are MORE IMPORTANT THAN FACE. Literally, almost ALL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH POINTS TO IT.

If you are NOT born TALL, and not born white-passing, FORGET ABOUT ASCENSION.

Because EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS:
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THIS GUY will be MORE successful with women:

You can cope all you want, but TALL (the taller the better) + WHITE (the whiter the better) will ALWAYS trump a good-looking face. Thus, while you can DEFINITELY improve your chances with women with your face, you will NEVER Ascend, because ascension prerequisite is that you SLAY and you are CHAD, and you are NEITHER of those if you are not 6'1+, and WHITE.

6. UNDERESTIMATION OF OTHER FACTORS UNRELATED TO LOOKS

Ascension assumes that you get success with women. But do you REALLY believe that THIS guy:

gets less pussy than a typical male model? THINK AGAIN. The most prolific lovers have ALWAYS been RICH and SUCCESSFUL MEN. And NOT in the looks department.

But riches and popularity are only 2 small facets of the multifactorial canvas of "ascension". You can "slay" with many things besides looks. There are SO MANY WAYS. You can be RICH. You can be a ROCK BAND GUITARIST. You can be locally famous ATHLETE. Or you can be a well-known YouTuber. ALL OF THEM are more effective than surgery/looksmaxxing to achieve this "ascension" when it is defined as "getting women".

And don't tell me that only looks matter. Simply GOING INTO THE STREET will DISPROVE YOUR AUTISM. The most successful man I knew (in terms of women) was a 195-cm tall rich birdcel! I knew Chads, and they could NOT reproduce even part of his success, despite women constantly staring at the said chads in public. They just did not GET it. But the RICH people DO GET IT. As well as FAMOUS guys, or GUYS which have SOMETHING going on for them.

Since MOST of this place is POOR, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOSERS, "ASCENSION" is HARD or IMPOSSIBLE for you. How do you plan to "ascend" (get women) if you live with your Mama, and suck her tit. Or work a low-paid street-cleaner job. No, fairy tales do not exist.

7. AUTISM

This is the REASON NUMBER ONE why MOST people on autists.org will NEVER "ascend". Because they are AUTISTS. How do you think, who slays more?

This guy:

who sits in the basement, and leaves his basement once a week to buy groceries?

Or this guy:

Who goes out to party/mingle with girls 6 days a week?

If you think the first guy outslays the second dude with his "muh hunter Chink slits" you are TOTALLY RETARDED. The second guy simply has SO MUCH EXPOSURE, that he will fuck TEN times more pussy than the autistic good-looking guy.

Unfortunately for you, dear Incels, most of you are autists. And I am also a little autistic tbh. But I am not planning for any "ascension" or other autistic shit propagated here.

If you are AUTIST, you will NEVER ascend, EVEN IF YOU ARE MORE GOOD-LOOKING than ALAIN DELON. You will just WASTE YOUR LOOKS.

8. STANDARDS

Many people here, like 90%, think that THIS is an average woman:

Many would call her "Roastie" or "Mid". But WHEN DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BASEMENT LAST TIME? Seriously curious.

The average woman in REALITY is THIS:

I SPECIFICALLY chose a NON-WHITE woman, because THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD are NON-WHITE! And let's be honest, the MAJORITY of women are OBESE. Simply being lean, a woman is above average! Moreover, WHITE YOUNG LEAN WOMEN are TOP-10% women IN THE WORLD.

The next time I see another Asian, Indian or Black dude saying that they "just want a MTB white girl" I will just

You literally COMPETE FOR THE TOP-10% OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD, being NOT in the top-50%, due to race and height. ASCENSION IS NOT POSSIBLE if you only aim at WHITE MTB+ LEAN WOMEN.

YOU ARE ALL STANDARD-CELS. NO ASCENSION FOR STANDARD-CELS!

9. UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION

These mostly stem from the fact that people here never leave home, live off of their Mom's salary, or rot at home on NEETbux. If you do not go into the street, no wonder you expectations about the world are fully built from Instagram and Hollywood. You are not different from Foids or Redditors.

For example, you CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND, that what you see online is MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP. MOST MODELS do NOT looks IRL what they look online. But faggots here constantly share the examples of photoshopped modelling pics, where the actors/models are thoroughly make-upped, to prove their point about how Chad looks like.

NO CHAD LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE IRL. You are RETARDED to believe that.

THIS IS HOW CHADS LOOK IRL without makeup, lights, photoshop and other shit:

They do not look even CLOSE in normal conditions (no makeup, no photoshop) to what autistic faggots on homosexuals.org imagine themselves.

YOU CANNOT ASCEND INTO SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN PHOTOSHOP and INSTAGRAM.


... EPILOGUE ...

These were the main reasons you will never ascend, whatever that means, and why ASCENSION DOES NOT EXIST.

I am so tired to argue with retarded homosexual autists here, that I will not print a single byte anymore. No photon will reach my eyes from the retarded faggots about their "muh hunder slits" or "Zygo hoplow Chieks". You can try to ascend whatever it takes, while just being in constant stress and not doing ANYTHING USEFUL with YOUR LIFE. So that at 30 you discover yourself in this place:

While these guys, who were ugly but not retarded, ended up like this:

All of them did not "looksmax" or "ascend", they just enjoy their lives, in different ways. By investing their time in LIFE. In the end they are the real winners.

So, WHO HAS ASCENDED HERE?

No, I am not roping. BUT NOT A SINGLE PHOTON ANYMORE

This will be my last post here. Thanks everyone, and people I like + all my subscribers.

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Sorry if I forgot to tag you *Your Username Here*
There are a lot more interesting people i talked to on looksmax. Wish good things to you all

DNR Keep coping

 

[TrveShortcel]

those who ascend

 

[Poke Nixon!]

I would definitely want limb lenghtening for my kid if he turned out 5'3, or bimaxillary advancement if his jaw is too recessed. This isn't just for getting women. This is to avoid severe bullying, get better treatment by society and employers, just higher life satisfaction overall.

so true!

 

[gigacumster3000]

just get in shape and try to look decent lol idk why anyone would care about ascending or whatever its called fr

 

[LTNUser]

Shit thread

Elaborate why