Ascension Plan That’ll Make Me Chad

[6´3 LTN]

This is my 1000th ascension plan because the other ones were retarded.
I had shit like natrual testmaxxing and MK-677 on them, so yeah, this is the one I'm going to follow.
I know I’m not going to reach Chad, I’m not retarded, it’s a joke.
These are my stats:

Spoiler: Stats

15 years old (almost 16)
66 kg (I know I'm skinny asf)
190 cm (parents are 206 cm and 177 cm)
HLTN
Late puberty

Spoiler: My goal with this plan

Get a huge cawk
Be Chad
Have David Laid's physique

Spoiler: Penis

Apply DHT gel ED.
Cialis + air pump,a 2-minute session, ED.
Kegel and other exercises that help down there.
Hang weights on it (IDK if it's safe).

Spoiler: Eyebrows

Dye brows light or dark brown EOW.
Dermaroller 0.5mm EOD, 6 minutes on each brow.
Castor oil ED.
Topical minoxidil ED.

Spoiler: Lashes

Tint eyelashes blue-black EOW (might switch to a lighter color, I’ve been told it looks weird).
If I’m brave, I’ll buy 0.03% bimatoprost. I know about the fat pad thing, so I’ll be careful, and even if it goes wrong, my fat pads are already shit.
Castor oil every night.

Spoiler: Peptides

5 mg GHK-Cu: 5 days on, 2 days off.
MT2 250 mcg daily until I’ve achieved the tan I want, then 125 mcg to maintain.
If I don’t do HGH, then I’ll probably do 1 mg CJC-1295 w/ DAC twice a week + Ipamorelin.
Maybe teriparatide for bone, lmk what you think.
Maybe IGF-des, but idk, again lmk what you think.
Maybe glutathione to stay healthy, but idk if I need it, lmk what you think.

Spoiler: Skin

Hydrocortisone 1% on nose, leave it on for 30 min ed for a month, then eod.
Dermaroll the whole face once a week.
Fake tanning drops or foams when I can’t do MT2.

Morning routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer, and Sun Essence UV Protection 50 SPF PA++++.
Evening routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer.

Spoiler: Teeth

I have braces right now, so every single one of my teeth will be straight by the time I’m 17–18.
Then I’m going to do teeth whitening.
I'm also considering MSE for palate expansion.

Spoiler: Supplements

2000 IU (D3) + 75 IU (K2) might be too low or high, lmk.
400 mg magnesium bisglycinate might be too low or high, lmk.
7 g creatine might be too much, lmk.
25,000 IU beta-carotene for tan.
20 mg lycopene for tan.
750 mg ashwagandha for cortisol spikes I get from HC.
Maybe berberine if I do HGH or GH peptides.

Spoiler: Surgeries for when I’m 18

My philtrum is too long, so I’m considering a lip lift.
My ears are asymmetrical, so I’m considering otoplasty.
Might be coping, but since I had late puberty, roids might grow bones. If not, I’ll get implants (zygo-infra, chin, jaw).
Might have a deviated septum; if so, I can get a septorhinoplasty. If not, I’ll just get a normal rhino.
I’ll probably get fat grafting for my tear troughs.
I don’t know much about these, some people just mentioned them: Genioplasty, LeFort, bimax with CCW rotation.

Spoiler: Physique

I’m underweight right now, so I’m going to build muscle and stay around 10–12% body fat.
I'll be playing football/soccer ed as cardio and to stay healthy.
I'm planning on doing a lean bulk, maybe like a 250 cal surplus.

My goals will be:

• Shoulder-to-waist ratio ≥ 1.6
• Waist-to-height ratio ≤ 0.46
• Lean BMI of 24–26
• Bigger neck

Spoiler: Hair

I might grow my hair out to hide IPD and my ears.
I'm also considering dyeing it darker because it looks better in winter when it's darker.

Spoiler: Nutrition

I'll try to hit 100% of daily micronutrient needs.
I'll try to avoid excess omega-6, processed food, and gut irritants.
My macro goals will be 25% protein, 35% carbs, 40% fat.
I'll drink at least 2L water daily, but I'll try to reach 3–4L.
I'll try to cut down how much I drink and smoke from multiple times a week to maybe once a week or once every other week.

Spoiler: Bloat

I'll try debloating with eplerenone.
Maybe Aqualyx to get rid of fat but prob not.

Spoiler: Steroids and other compounds

300 mg Test E, and I'll increase the dosage if I feel good after 6 weeks.
Maybe 3–6 IU HGH for facial bones (I know gains are minimal, but I’m desperate).
Maybe Anavar 25 mg daily, but prob not.
Let me know if you think I should add HGH and/or Anavar to my first cycle.

RU58841 ed, and when I turn 18, I'll start Dutasteride.
HCG halfway through the cycle.
PCT = Nolvadex + Clomid.​

• I need help choosing an AI. Here's what I'm considering:​
• 2.5 mg Aromasin E3D.​
• 0.25 or 6.75 mg Arimidex E3D.​
• 1 mg Arimidex 2x week.​
• 12.5 mg Exemestane E3D.​

If you have any other AIs that are better, then please lmk.​

 

[iWantToBeLoved]

What should we do whit that information?

 

[Zagro]

You can only be born chad

 

[Toggle9877]

Mirin

 

[iWantToBeLoved]

You can only be born chad

You can be born as H Htn and Hardmax to Chad

 

[Sadist]

nigga got tons of advice in dms and listened to none of it

 

[Toggle9877]

nigga got tons of advice in dms and listened to none of it

Who's your Avi?

 

[Zagro]

You can be born as H Htn and Hardmax to Chad

No sane hhtn would do that shit

 

[5’9copiummaxxing]

This is my 1000th ascension plan because the other ones were retarded.
I had shit like natrual testmaxxing and MK-677 on them, so yeah, this is the one I'm going to follow.
I know I’m not going to reach Chad, I’m not retarded, it’s a joke.
These are my stats:

Spoiler: Stats

15 years old (almost 16)
66 kg (I know I'm skinny asf)
190 cm (parents are 206 cm and 177 cm)
HLTN
Late puberty

Spoiler: My goal with this plan

Get a huge cawk
Be Chad
Have David Laid's physique

Spoiler: Penis

Apply DHT gel ED.
Cialis + air pump,a 2-minute session, ED.
Kegel and other exercises that help down there.
Hang weights on it (IDK if it's safe).

Spoiler: Eyebrows

Dye brows light or dark brown EOW.
Dermaroller 0.5mm EOD, 6 minutes on each brow.
Castor oil ED.
Topical minoxidil ED.

Spoiler: Lashes

Tint eyelashes blue-black EOW (might switch to a lighter color, I’ve been told it looks weird).
If I’m brave, I’ll buy 0.03% bimatoprost. I know about the fat pad thing, so I’ll be careful, and even if it goes wrong, my fat pads are already shit.
Castor oil every night.

Spoiler: Peptides

5 mg GHK-Cu: 5 days on, 2 days off.
MT2 250 mcg daily until I’ve achieved the tan I want, then 125 mcg to maintain.
If I don’t do HGH, then I’ll probably do 1 mg CJC-1295 w/ DAC twice a week + Ipamorelin.
Maybe teriparatide for bone, lmk what you think.
Maybe IGF-des, but idk, again lmk what you think.
Maybe glutathione to stay healthy, but idk if I need it, lmk what you think.

Spoiler: Skin

Hydrocortisone 1% on nose, leave it on for 30 min ed for a month, then eod.
Dermaroll the whole face once a week.
Fake tanning drops or foams when I can’t do MT2.

Morning routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer, and Sun Essence UV Protection 50 SPF PA++++.
Evening routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer.

Spoiler: Teeth

I have braces right now, so every single one of my teeth will be straight by the time I’m 17–18.
Then I’m going to do teeth whitening.
I'm also considering MSE for palate expansion.

Spoiler: Supplements

2000 IU (D3) + 75 IU (K2) might be too low or high, lmk.
400 mg magnesium bisglycinate might be too low or high, lmk.
7 g creatine might be too much, lmk.
25,000 IU beta-carotene for tan.
20 mg lycopene for tan.
750 mg ashwagandha for cortisol spikes I get from HC.
Maybe berberine if I do HGH or GH peptides.

Spoiler: Surgeries for when I’m 18

My philtrum is too long, so I’m considering a lip lift.
My ears are asymmetrical, so I’m considering otoplasty.
Might be coping, but since I had late puberty, roids might grow bones. If not, I’ll get implants (zygo-infra, chin, jaw).
Might have a deviated septum; if so, I can get a septorhinoplasty. If not, I’ll just get a normal rhino.
I’ll probably get fat grafting for my tear troughs.
I don’t know much about these, some people just mentioned them: Genioplasty, LeFort, bimax with CCW rotation.

Spoiler: Physique

I’m underweight right now, so I’m going to build muscle and stay around 10–12% body fat.
I'll be playing football/soccer ed as cardio and to stay healthy.
I'm planning on doing a lean bulk, maybe like a 250 cal surplus.

My goals will be:

• Shoulder-to-waist ratio ≥ 1.6
• Waist-to-height ratio ≤ 0.46
• Lean BMI of 24–26
• Bigger neck

Spoiler: Hair

I might grow my hair out to hide IPD and my ears.
I'm also considering dyeing it darker because it looks better in winter when it's darker.

Spoiler: Nutrition

I'll try to hit 100% of daily micronutrient needs.
I'll try to avoid excess omega-6, processed food, and gut irritants.
My macro goals will be 25% protein, 35% carbs, 40% fat.
I'll drink at least 2L water daily, but I'll try to reach 3–4L.
I'll try to cut down how much I drink and smoke from multiple times a week to maybe once a week or once every other week.

Spoiler: Bloat

I'll try debloating with eplerenone.
Maybe Aqualyx to get rid of fat but prob not.

Spoiler: Steroids and other compounds

300 mg Test E, and I'll increase the dosage if I feel good after 6 weeks.
Maybe 3–6 IU HGH for facial bones (I know gains are minimal, but I’m desperate).
Maybe Anavar 25 mg daily, but prob not.
Let me know if you think I should add HGH and/or Anavar to my first cycle.

RU58841 ed, and when I turn 18, I'll start Dutasteride.
HCG halfway through the cycle.
PCT = Nolvadex + Clomid.​

• I need help choosing an AI. Here's what I'm considering:​
• 2.5 mg Aromasin E3D.​
• 0.25 or 6.75 mg Arimidex E3D.​
• 1 mg Arimidex 2x week.​
• 12.5 mg Exemestane E3D.​

If you have any other AIs that are better, then please lmk.​

7 g of creatine is not to much, is it ideal

 

[Sadist]

Who's your Avi?

some foid from one of freddie dredd’s covers

 

[6´3 LTN]

What should we do whit that information?

Help me if I’m doing something wrong

 

[6´3 LTN]

You can only be born chad

Brutal

 

[copercel123]

This is my 1000th ascension plan because the other ones were retarded.
I had shit like natrual testmaxxing and MK-677 on them, so yeah, this is the one I'm going to follow.
I know I’m not going to reach Chad, I’m not retarded, it’s a joke.
These are my stats:

Spoiler: Stats

15 years old (almost 16)
66 kg (I know I'm skinny asf)
190 cm (parents are 206 cm and 177 cm)
HLTN
Late puberty

Spoiler: My goal with this plan

Get a huge cawk
Be Chad
Have David Laid's physique

Spoiler: Penis

Apply DHT gel ED.
Cialis + air pump,a 2-minute session, ED.
Kegel and other exercises that help down there.
Hang weights on it (IDK if it's safe).

Spoiler: Eyebrows

Dye brows light or dark brown EOW.
Dermaroller 0.5mm EOD, 6 minutes on each brow.
Castor oil ED.
Topical minoxidil ED.

Spoiler: Lashes

Tint eyelashes blue-black EOW (might switch to a lighter color, I’ve been told it looks weird).
If I’m brave, I’ll buy 0.03% bimatoprost. I know about the fat pad thing, so I’ll be careful, and even if it goes wrong, my fat pads are already shit.
Castor oil every night.

Spoiler: Peptides

5 mg GHK-Cu: 5 days on, 2 days off.
MT2 250 mcg daily until I’ve achieved the tan I want, then 125 mcg to maintain.
If I don’t do HGH, then I’ll probably do 1 mg CJC-1295 w/ DAC twice a week + Ipamorelin.
Maybe teriparatide for bone, lmk what you think.
Maybe IGF-des, but idk, again lmk what you think.
Maybe glutathione to stay healthy, but idk if I need it, lmk what you think.

Spoiler: Skin

Hydrocortisone 1% on nose, leave it on for 30 min ed for a month, then eod.
Dermaroll the whole face once a week.
Fake tanning drops or foams when I can’t do MT2.

Morning routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer, and Sun Essence UV Protection 50 SPF PA++++.
Evening routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer.

Spoiler: Teeth

I have braces right now, so every single one of my teeth will be straight by the time I’m 17–18.
Then I’m going to do teeth whitening.
I'm also considering MSE for palate expansion.

Spoiler: Supplements

2000 IU (D3) + 75 IU (K2) might be too low or high, lmk.
400 mg magnesium bisglycinate might be too low or high, lmk.
7 g creatine might be too much, lmk.
25,000 IU beta-carotene for tan.
20 mg lycopene for tan.
750 mg ashwagandha for cortisol spikes I get from HC.
Maybe berberine if I do HGH or GH peptides.

Spoiler: Surgeries for when I’m 18

My philtrum is too long, so I’m considering a lip lift.
My ears are asymmetrical, so I’m considering otoplasty.
Might be coping, but since I had late puberty, roids might grow bones. If not, I’ll get implants (zygo-infra, chin, jaw).
Might have a deviated septum; if so, I can get a septorhinoplasty. If not, I’ll just get a normal rhino.
I’ll probably get fat grafting for my tear troughs.
I don’t know much about these, some people just mentioned them: Genioplasty, LeFort, bimax with CCW rotation.

Spoiler: Physique

I’m underweight right now, so I’m going to build muscle and stay around 10–12% body fat.
I'll be playing football/soccer ed as cardio and to stay healthy.
I'm planning on doing a lean bulk, maybe like a 250 cal surplus.

My goals will be:

• Shoulder-to-waist ratio ≥ 1.6
• Waist-to-height ratio ≤ 0.46
• Lean BMI of 24–26
• Bigger neck

Spoiler: Hair

I might grow my hair out to hide IPD and my ears.
I'm also considering dyeing it darker because it looks better in winter when it's darker.

Spoiler: Nutrition

I'll try to hit 100% of daily micronutrient needs.
I'll try to avoid excess omega-6, processed food, and gut irritants.
My macro goals will be 25% protein, 35% carbs, 40% fat.
I'll drink at least 2L water daily, but I'll try to reach 3–4L.
I'll try to cut down how much I drink and smoke from multiple times a week to maybe once a week or once every other week.

Spoiler: Bloat

I'll try debloating with eplerenone.
Maybe Aqualyx to get rid of fat but prob not.

Spoiler: Steroids and other compounds

300 mg Test E, and I'll increase the dosage if I feel good after 6 weeks.
Maybe 3–6 IU HGH for facial bones (I know gains are minimal, but I’m desperate).
Maybe Anavar 25 mg daily, but prob not.
Let me know if you think I should add HGH and/or Anavar to my first cycle.

RU58841 ed, and when I turn 18, I'll start Dutasteride.
HCG halfway through the cycle.
PCT = Nolvadex + Clomid.​

• I need help choosing an AI. Here's what I'm considering:​
• 2.5 mg Aromasin E3D.​
• 0.25 or 6.75 mg Arimidex E3D.​
• 1 mg Arimidex 2x week.​
• 12.5 mg Exemestane E3D.​

If you have any other AIs that are better, then please lmk.​

Good luck bhai

 

[copercel123]

7 g of creatine is not to much, is it ideal

It’s perfect that way.

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

This is my 1000th ascension plan because the other ones were retarded.
I had shit like natrual testmaxxing and MK-677 on them, so yeah, this is the one I'm going to follow.
I know I’m not going to reach Chad, I’m not retarded, it’s a joke.
These are my stats:

Spoiler: Stats

15 years old (almost 16)
66 kg (I know I'm skinny asf)
190 cm (parents are 206 cm and 177 cm)
HLTN
Late puberty

Spoiler: My goal with this plan

Get a huge cawk
Be Chad
Have David Laid's physique

Spoiler: Penis

Apply DHT gel ED.
Cialis + air pump,a 2-minute session, ED.
Kegel and other exercises that help down there.
Hang weights on it (IDK if it's safe).

Spoiler: Eyebrows

Dye brows light or dark brown EOW.
Dermaroller 0.5mm EOD, 6 minutes on each brow.
Castor oil ED.
Topical minoxidil ED.

Spoiler: Lashes

Tint eyelashes blue-black EOW (might switch to a lighter color, I’ve been told it looks weird).
If I’m brave, I’ll buy 0.03% bimatoprost. I know about the fat pad thing, so I’ll be careful, and even if it goes wrong, my fat pads are already shit.
Castor oil every night.

Spoiler: Peptides

5 mg GHK-Cu: 5 days on, 2 days off.
MT2 250 mcg daily until I’ve achieved the tan I want, then 125 mcg to maintain.
If I don’t do HGH, then I’ll probably do 1 mg CJC-1295 w/ DAC twice a week + Ipamorelin.
Maybe teriparatide for bone, lmk what you think.
Maybe IGF-des, but idk, again lmk what you think.
Maybe glutathione to stay healthy, but idk if I need it, lmk what you think.

Spoiler: Skin

Hydrocortisone 1% on nose, leave it on for 30 min ed for a month, then eod.
Dermaroll the whole face once a week.
Fake tanning drops or foams when I can’t do MT2.

Morning routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer, and Sun Essence UV Protection 50 SPF PA++++.
Evening routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer.

Spoiler: Teeth

I have braces right now, so every single one of my teeth will be straight by the time I’m 17–18.
Then I’m going to do teeth whitening.
I'm also considering MSE for palate expansion.

Spoiler: Supplements

2000 IU (D3) + 75 IU (K2) might be too low or high, lmk.
400 mg magnesium bisglycinate might be too low or high, lmk.
7 g creatine might be too much, lmk.
25,000 IU beta-carotene for tan.
20 mg lycopene for tan.
750 mg ashwagandha for cortisol spikes I get from HC.
Maybe berberine if I do HGH or GH peptides.

Spoiler: Surgeries for when I’m 18

My philtrum is too long, so I’m considering a lip lift.
My ears are asymmetrical, so I’m considering otoplasty.
Might be coping, but since I had late puberty, roids might grow bones. If not, I’ll get implants (zygo-infra, chin, jaw).
Might have a deviated septum; if so, I can get a septorhinoplasty. If not, I’ll just get a normal rhino.
I’ll probably get fat grafting for my tear troughs.
I don’t know much about these, some people just mentioned them: Genioplasty, LeFort, bimax with CCW rotation.

Spoiler: Physique

I’m underweight right now, so I’m going to build muscle and stay around 10–12% body fat.
I'll be playing football/soccer ed as cardio and to stay healthy.
I'm planning on doing a lean bulk, maybe like a 250 cal surplus.

My goals will be:

• Shoulder-to-waist ratio ≥ 1.6
• Waist-to-height ratio ≤ 0.46
• Lean BMI of 24–26
• Bigger neck

Spoiler: Hair

I might grow my hair out to hide IPD and my ears.
I'm also considering dyeing it darker because it looks better in winter when it's darker.

Spoiler: Nutrition

I'll try to hit 100% of daily micronutrient needs.
I'll try to avoid excess omega-6, processed food, and gut irritants.
My macro goals will be 25% protein, 35% carbs, 40% fat.
I'll drink at least 2L water daily, but I'll try to reach 3–4L.
I'll try to cut down how much I drink and smoke from multiple times a week to maybe once a week or once every other week.

Spoiler: Bloat

I'll try debloating with eplerenone.
Maybe Aqualyx to get rid of fat but prob not.

Spoiler: Steroids and other compounds

300 mg Test E, and I'll increase the dosage if I feel good after 6 weeks.
Maybe 3–6 IU HGH for facial bones (I know gains are minimal, but I’m desperate).
Maybe Anavar 25 mg daily, but prob not.
Let me know if you think I should add HGH and/or Anavar to my first cycle.

RU58841 ed, and when I turn 18, I'll start Dutasteride.
HCG halfway through the cycle.
PCT = Nolvadex + Clomid.​

• I need help choosing an AI. Here's what I'm considering:​
• 2.5 mg Aromasin E3D.​
• 0.25 or 6.75 mg Arimidex E3D.​
• 1 mg Arimidex 2x week.​
• 12.5 mg Exemestane E3D.​

If you have any other AIs that are better, then please lmk.​

u look like a skeleton i think

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

This is my 1000th ascension plan because the other ones were retarded.
I had shit like natrual testmaxxing and MK-677 on them, so yeah, this is the one I'm going to follow.
I know I’m not going to reach Chad, I’m not retarded, it’s a joke.
These are my stats:

Spoiler: Stats

15 years old (almost 16)
66 kg (I know I'm skinny asf)
190 cm (parents are 206 cm and 177 cm)
HLTN
Late puberty

Spoiler: My goal with this plan

Get a huge cawk
Be Chad
Have David Laid's physique

Spoiler: Penis

Apply DHT gel ED.
Cialis + air pump,a 2-minute session, ED.
Kegel and other exercises that help down there.
Hang weights on it (IDK if it's safe).

Spoiler: Eyebrows

Dye brows light or dark brown EOW.
Dermaroller 0.5mm EOD, 6 minutes on each brow.
Castor oil ED.
Topical minoxidil ED.

Spoiler: Lashes

Tint eyelashes blue-black EOW (might switch to a lighter color, I’ve been told it looks weird).
If I’m brave, I’ll buy 0.03% bimatoprost. I know about the fat pad thing, so I’ll be careful, and even if it goes wrong, my fat pads are already shit.
Castor oil every night.

Spoiler: Peptides

5 mg GHK-Cu: 5 days on, 2 days off.
MT2 250 mcg daily until I’ve achieved the tan I want, then 125 mcg to maintain.
If I don’t do HGH, then I’ll probably do 1 mg CJC-1295 w/ DAC twice a week + Ipamorelin.
Maybe teriparatide for bone, lmk what you think.
Maybe IGF-des, but idk, again lmk what you think.
Maybe glutathione to stay healthy, but idk if I need it, lmk what you think.

Spoiler: Skin

Hydrocortisone 1% on nose, leave it on for 30 min ed for a month, then eod.
Dermaroll the whole face once a week.
Fake tanning drops or foams when I can’t do MT2.

Morning routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer, and Sun Essence UV Protection 50 SPF PA++++.
Evening routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer.

Spoiler: Teeth

I have braces right now, so every single one of my teeth will be straight by the time I’m 17–18.
Then I’m going to do teeth whitening.
I'm also considering MSE for palate expansion.

Spoiler: Supplements

2000 IU (D3) + 75 IU (K2) might be too low or high, lmk.
400 mg magnesium bisglycinate might be too low or high, lmk.
7 g creatine might be too much, lmk.
25,000 IU beta-carotene for tan.
20 mg lycopene for tan.
750 mg ashwagandha for cortisol spikes I get from HC.
Maybe berberine if I do HGH or GH peptides.

Spoiler: Surgeries for when I’m 18

My philtrum is too long, so I’m considering a lip lift.
My ears are asymmetrical, so I’m considering otoplasty.
Might be coping, but since I had late puberty, roids might grow bones. If not, I’ll get implants (zygo-infra, chin, jaw).
Might have a deviated septum; if so, I can get a septorhinoplasty. If not, I’ll just get a normal rhino.
I’ll probably get fat grafting for my tear troughs.
I don’t know much about these, some people just mentioned them: Genioplasty, LeFort, bimax with CCW rotation.

Spoiler: Physique

I’m underweight right now, so I’m going to build muscle and stay around 10–12% body fat.
I'll be playing football/soccer ed as cardio and to stay healthy.
I'm planning on doing a lean bulk, maybe like a 250 cal surplus.

My goals will be:

• Shoulder-to-waist ratio ≥ 1.6
• Waist-to-height ratio ≤ 0.46
• Lean BMI of 24–26
• Bigger neck

Spoiler: Hair

I might grow my hair out to hide IPD and my ears.
I'm also considering dyeing it darker because it looks better in winter when it's darker.

Spoiler: Nutrition

I'll try to hit 100% of daily micronutrient needs.
I'll try to avoid excess omega-6, processed food, and gut irritants.
My macro goals will be 25% protein, 35% carbs, 40% fat.
I'll drink at least 2L water daily, but I'll try to reach 3–4L.
I'll try to cut down how much I drink and smoke from multiple times a week to maybe once a week or once every other week.

Spoiler: Bloat

I'll try debloating with eplerenone.
Maybe Aqualyx to get rid of fat but prob not.

Spoiler: Steroids and other compounds

300 mg Test E, and I'll increase the dosage if I feel good after 6 weeks.
Maybe 3–6 IU HGH for facial bones (I know gains are minimal, but I’m desperate).
Maybe Anavar 25 mg daily, but prob not.
Let me know if you think I should add HGH and/or Anavar to my first cycle.

RU58841 ed, and when I turn 18, I'll start Dutasteride.
HCG halfway through the cycle.
PCT = Nolvadex + Clomid.​

• I need help choosing an AI. Here's what I'm considering:​
• 2.5 mg Aromasin E3D.​
• 0.25 or 6.75 mg Arimidex E3D.​
• 1 mg Arimidex 2x week.​
• 12.5 mg Exemestane E3D.​

If you have any other AIs that are better, then please lmk.​

also why tf ltn's are always long people

 

[6´3 LTN]

u look like a skeleton i think

Great guess

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

also why tf ltn's are always long people

u can't even guess I've seen so many 5'7 and 5'8 chadlites...

 

[6´3 LTN]

u can't even guess I've seen so many 5'7 and 5'8 chadlites...

This will make me chadlite trust

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

you will be at most mtn trustmebro

 

[LegendaryKennen]

do the dht gel first ure pretty much at the age where ur dick stops growing naturally for many

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

you will be at most mtn trustmebro

if u are l ltn

 

[6´3 LTN]

you will be at most mtn trustmebro

Idc if I’m mtn tall and jacked that’ll be enough to slay

 

[6´3 LTN]

if u are l ltn

I’m not though

 

[6´3 LTN]

do the dht gel first ure pretty much at the age where ur dick stops growing naturally for many

Late puberty so it’s still growing

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

Idc if I’m mtn tall and jacked that’ll be enough to slay

if u fail on ascend just be gymcel

 

[LegendaryKennen]

Late puberty so it’s still growing

awesome for u

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

Late puberty so it’s still growing

no way its late pub ure fucking 190 brah

 

[6´3 LTN]

if u fail on ascend just be gymcel

Surgeries my man

 

[6´3 LTN]

awesome for u

Yeah it’s hopefuel

 

[6´3 LTN]

no way its late pub ure fucking 190 brah

Look at my dad height

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

Look at my dad height

what's his

 

[6´3 LTN]

what's his

It’s in the thread + rep me

 

[divisionpanzerfaust]

It’s in the thread + rep me

y'all fucking titans

 

[6´3 LTN]

y'all fucking titans

Danish genes jfl

 

[Zeekie]

Here's my take on it, if I don't go over anything it's because I don't see anything wrong w it.

DHT gel and traction devices are fine. Kegel and such exercises work, but not for length they're useful for people with performance issues or trouble holding their pee (like old people or women), but they won't do much for length if that's what you're after. Hanging weights on it... Works, theoretically, but it basically does it by damaging your penile tendon, I don't think the extra cm is worth it.

Dermarolling is good, 1x/week frequency is probably fine. I do not think you should tan (through MT2) or fake tanning, in your case, I think it would make your coloring worse? Personal opinion though, aside from the fact that you need to be exposed to sun for MT2 to work and the fact that the sun damages your skin, it's not bad to experiment.

Your skincare is fine but it depends, it depends on the cleanser and moisturizer and your skin type. LRP tends to be a brand that makes very gentle and hydrating products, good if your skin is dry, but if you're more acne-prone or oily it could actually be an issue! Make sure these products are skin-appropriate, I'd also throw retinoids and acid exfoliation (either AHA or BHA depend on your skin type 1-2x/week).

You do not need MSE, that's the last thing you'd want for your case.

I would not consider genioplasty, zygomatic or chin implants. Bimax + CCW could be worth considering, paired with Lefort if it's needed to preserve bite.

Drinking at 15? Guess that can happen, I'd quit the habit ASAP. Smoking at 15? Slightly more concerning, I'd quit ASAP. But smoking AND drinking at 15 is a crazy combination bro Easier said than done but I don't think you should "cut down" it's something you need out of your life, specially at a period of development.

I'm generally against steroid usage, but you're hella tall, so I wouldn't doubt that muscle building is hard for you, just do it safely. But what the hell do you want AI and HGH for? You're 6'3", that's taller than like 95% of people in the world, I do not think it's a great financial or health investment.

 

[Sadist]

You do not need MSE, that's the last thing you'd want for your case.

elab

 

[CrackyLolra]

This is my 1000th ascension plan because the other ones were retarded.
I had shit like natrual testmaxxing and MK-677 on them, so yeah, this is the one I'm going to follow.
I know I’m not going to reach Chad, I’m not retarded, it’s a joke.
These are my stats:

Spoiler: Stats

15 years old (almost 16)
66 kg (I know I'm skinny asf)
190 cm (parents are 206 cm and 177 cm)
HLTN
Late puberty

Spoiler: My goal with this plan

Get a huge cawk
Be Chad
Have David Laid's physique

Spoiler: Penis

Apply DHT gel ED.
Cialis + air pump,a 2-minute session, ED.
Kegel and other exercises that help down there.
Hang weights on it (IDK if it's safe).

Spoiler: Eyebrows

Dye brows light or dark brown EOW.
Dermaroller 0.5mm EOD, 6 minutes on each brow.
Castor oil ED.
Topical minoxidil ED.

Spoiler: Lashes

Tint eyelashes blue-black EOW (might switch to a lighter color, I’ve been told it looks weird).
If I’m brave, I’ll buy 0.03% bimatoprost. I know about the fat pad thing, so I’ll be careful, and even if it goes wrong, my fat pads are already shit.
Castor oil every night.

Spoiler: Peptides

5 mg GHK-Cu: 5 days on, 2 days off.
MT2 250 mcg daily until I’ve achieved the tan I want, then 125 mcg to maintain.
If I don’t do HGH, then I’ll probably do 1 mg CJC-1295 w/ DAC twice a week + Ipamorelin.
Maybe teriparatide for bone, lmk what you think.
Maybe IGF-des, but idk, again lmk what you think.
Maybe glutathione to stay healthy, but idk if I need it, lmk what you think.

Spoiler: Skin

Hydrocortisone 1% on nose, leave it on for 30 min ed for a month, then eod.
Dermaroll the whole face once a week.
Fake tanning drops or foams when I can’t do MT2.

Morning routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer, and Sun Essence UV Protection 50 SPF PA++++.
Evening routine: La Roche-Posay cleanser + moisturizer.

Spoiler: Teeth

I have braces right now, so every single one of my teeth will be straight by the time I’m 17–18.
Then I’m going to do teeth whitening.
I'm also considering MSE for palate expansion.

Spoiler: Supplements

2000 IU (D3) + 75 IU (K2) might be too low or high, lmk.
400 mg magnesium bisglycinate might be too low or high, lmk.
7 g creatine might be too much, lmk.
25,000 IU beta-carotene for tan.
20 mg lycopene for tan.
750 mg ashwagandha for cortisol spikes I get from HC.
Maybe berberine if I do HGH or GH peptides.

Spoiler: Surgeries for when I’m 18

My philtrum is too long, so I’m considering a lip lift.
My ears are asymmetrical, so I’m considering otoplasty.
Might be coping, but since I had late puberty, roids might grow bones. If not, I’ll get implants (zygo-infra, chin, jaw).
Might have a deviated septum; if so, I can get a septorhinoplasty. If not, I’ll just get a normal rhino.
I’ll probably get fat grafting for my tear troughs.
I don’t know much about these, some people just mentioned them: Genioplasty, LeFort, bimax with CCW rotation.

Spoiler: Physique

I’m underweight right now, so I’m going to build muscle and stay around 10–12% body fat.
I'll be playing football/soccer ed as cardio and to stay healthy.
I'm planning on doing a lean bulk, maybe like a 250 cal surplus.

My goals will be:

• Shoulder-to-waist ratio ≥ 1.6
• Waist-to-height ratio ≤ 0.46
• Lean BMI of 24–26
• Bigger neck

Spoiler: Hair

I might grow my hair out to hide IPD and my ears.
I'm also considering dyeing it darker because it looks better in winter when it's darker.

Spoiler: Nutrition

I'll try to hit 100% of daily micronutrient needs.
I'll try to avoid excess omega-6, processed food, and gut irritants.
My macro goals will be 25% protein, 35% carbs, 40% fat.
I'll drink at least 2L water daily, but I'll try to reach 3–4L.
I'll try to cut down how much I drink and smoke from multiple times a week to maybe once a week or once every other week.

Spoiler: Bloat

I'll try debloating with eplerenone.
Maybe Aqualyx to get rid of fat but prob not.

Spoiler: Steroids and other compounds

300 mg Test E, and I'll increase the dosage if I feel good after 6 weeks.
Maybe 3–6 IU HGH for facial bones (I know gains are minimal, but I’m desperate).
Maybe Anavar 25 mg daily, but prob not.
Let me know if you think I should add HGH and/or Anavar to my first cycle.

RU58841 ed, and when I turn 18, I'll start Dutasteride.
HCG halfway through the cycle.
PCT = Nolvadex + Clomid.​

• I need help choosing an AI. Here's what I'm considering:​
• 2.5 mg Aromasin E3D.​
• 0.25 or 6.75 mg Arimidex E3D.​
• 1 mg Arimidex 2x week.​
• 12.5 mg Exemestane E3D.​

If you have any other AIs that are better, then please lmk.​

Argatha ah cleavland nordic swiss player (xoxoxox)

 

[AsymmetricalCel]

I’m not though

What rating are u rn? You smoke and drink and go out etc so im guessing min hmtn