Ate 6 bananas. Why am I still bloated.

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No extra salt eaten today. And still... Why is life so hard. I'm still at 77kg while I should be at around 67kg. So much waterrr
 

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No extra salt eaten today. And still... Why is life so hard. I'm still at 77kg while I should be at around 67kg. So much waterrr
Banana cause and your body thinks that dying because you doesnt give eggs steaks and it holds weight if u do what i say you lose 5kg in 2 week or faster
 
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Its so f easy to lose if i dont eat 8k calories i will died from anorexia
 
eating bannans won't make you black
 
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I dont think your bloated. Your low set cheekbones make the skin around your cheeks not tight which is why you think youre bloated all the time.
 
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„Worked out for one week at the gym, why am i not ripped?“
 
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holy fuck not even badg was annoying wtf
 
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holy shit this looks bad…please take care brother.

Get potassium, stop overdosing bananas or your butthole will close up
 
I dont think your bloated. Your low set cheekbones make the skin around your cheeks not tight which is why you think youre bloated all the time.
I am defo bloated bro. I gained 14kg in 3 days. I can't even stand up normally cuz of all the water in my stomach.
 
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holy shit this looks bad…please take care brother.

Get potassium, stop overdosing bananas or your butthole will close up
I overdosed potassium nigga
 
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Banana cause and your body thinks that dying because you doesnt give eggs steaks and it holds weight if u do what i say you lose 5kg in 2 week or faster
how is anyone supposed to comprehend this text, stop typing like a nigger
 
you’ll see effects after a few days doing it.

400 mg x 6 = 2400 mg which is not overdose whatsoever
Bro i ate 6 bananas. At yogurt and lots of unsalted nuts. Plus 10 tomatoes and 1L of coconut water. I defo overdosed
 
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how is anyone supposed to comprehend this text, stop typing like a nigger
That's how u know he is a fag that doesn't know shit about caloric deficit
 
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frusenex 100 mg will save you
 
Because your face is kind of short. The longer the face the easier it is to get the debloated look with hollow cheeks.
 
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Because your face is kind of short. The longer the face the easier it is to get the debloated look with hollow cheeks.
Yeah fucking hell. Need to go sub 6 percent BF to reach hollow cheeks jfl. But it'll be so worth it tho
 
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U said u gained 14 kgs, thats a lot
Yeah. Went from 66kg to almost 80kg in 3 to 4 days. Ate lots of salt and sugar tho. But I didn't go above 5k cals in 1 day
 
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Ngl, as soon as I saw the word "bloated", I knew it was going to be this guy lmao.
 
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lol its funny to see that much autism
 
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Did you ever hear about Potassium/Sodium balance? You wont ever debloat if your potassium/sodium ratio is disproportionate
 
No extra salt eaten today. And still... Why is life so hard. I'm still at 77kg while I should be at around 67kg. So much waterrr
Because carbohydrates are a much bigger bloat factor then the potassium you gain. You retain 4g of water per 1g of carbs
 
Why the fuck do you look so terrible here? Must be edited surely I didn’t know it was possible for you to look even worse than you normally do.

Lean with shit bones and keeps blaming muh water retention like a spastic. Fix bones or die everyone here keeps telling you the same things.
 

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