"Aww, your dick is adorable!"

[Xangsane]

I was told this by my girlfriend. She also said I have a nicely proportionate dick to my body right afterwards.

She also called me a "cute innocent boy" when she played with my ass.

What is she trying to imply here? Some people here think I have a small cock and she's basically saying it's over.

 

[JosephGarrot123]

 

[Xangsane]

My cock is 5.5 inches long, 5.4 inches girth, circumsized, mostly shaved apart from a bit of pupic hair on the top.

 

[Xangsane]

View attachment 1359651

Why?

-proceeds to play the smiths-

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Played with your ass? Cute innocent boy? gotta be trolling

 

[Xangsane]

Played with your ass? Cute innocent boy? gotta be trolling

She legit did that and called me that.

 

[Deleted member 5786]

tales from the crypt

 

[Deleted member 9670]

how tall are you

 

[Xangsane]

how tall are you

I'm 5'10

 

[volcelfatcel]

JFL at anyone believing this tale teller
less credibility than @Biggdink

 

[Deleted member 5786]

how tall are you

he is 5'10 but real estimated height 5'7

 

[Xangsane]

he is 5'10 but real estimated height 5'7

I got it measured at the hospital recently. 178cm.

JFL at anyone believing this tale teller
less credibility than @Biggdink

Give me my laureate

 

[Deleted member 9670]

I'm 5'10

I wish I was shorter so my dick looked more proportionate

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

ur larping

 

[Xangsane]

ur larping

Cope

 

[Xangsane]

I wish I was shorter so my dick looked more proportionate

Wait so my dick is small?

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Wait so my dick is small?

length is smaller than average, girth is good

 

[Xangsane]

length is smaller than average, girth is good

Does this make me a dickcel?

 

[Bubarik]

She also called me a "cute innocent boy" when she played with my ass.

You're on the thin ice already buddy boyo.

 

[Xangsane]

You're on the thin ice already buddy boyo.

How?

 

[Bubarik]

How?

Some strange dynamics. Are you submissive or something?

 

[Xangsane]

My cock is 5.5 inches long, 5.4 inches girth, circumsized, mostly shaved apart from a bit of pupic hair on the top.

Wait why are people laughing?

 

[Xangsane]

Some strange dynamics. Are you submissive or something?

She seems surprisingly dominant during sex.

 

[Xangsane]

Ur length is the equivalent of being 5ft8 in America

Thats considered manlet by women

In the same way ur dick is considered small

Aww man, I thought 5.5 inches was average...

 

[Deleted member 5786]

Aww man, I thought 5.5 inches was average...

avg is 7

 

[Xangsane]

avg is 7

Wait really? Who said this?

 

[Deleted member 5786]

Wait really? Who said this?

looksmax.org survey

 

[Xangsane]

looksmax.org survey

People be larping about their dick size.

Average for the entire population is 5.7” in the west

ur a tiny bit below

but avg is considered small

Still it's close to 5.7 inches...
I wonder when I do vaginal how she'd feel. I'm gonna make love to her tomorrow.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Aww man, I thought 5.5 inches was average...

avg is like 6

 

[Over]

circumsized

Over for u
Jews got you, rothschilds eating your foreskin at this very moment

 

[Deleted member 3612]

she is legit a female pedo, you need to make sure you dress like a child, eat candy around her, start calling her mommy or she will sway to fucking grown looking men and the gravy train will be over

 

[Xangsane]

Yeah? Is being 5ft8 good enough for women?

Probably fine tbh. u have good girth which is more important. length is more of a status symbol jfl

stop phrasing it like this faggot, ur gonna come crying to the forum that she sent ur nudes to your parents and friends in a few weeks

5ft8 is good enough for some women. Most seem to prefer over 6 foot though.
Thank you, and I agree with this. No wonder her ass felt tight. I think her lady bits would be the same.

Why what do you mean stop phrasing it like that? I love her and sex, for me, is an act of love and exchanging emotions.
Why would she send my nudes? My fave was covered in the video plus in the pics my face was cropped out.

 

[Xangsane]

avg is like 6

Sauce pls my pasta is dry

 

[Xangsane]

The general population average is 5.7” in the west

It includes oldcels and dicklets though. The 5.7” figure is equivalent to the 5ft9 avg height figure. When you bring the criteria to “young, white men” the average height is 5ft10.5, and I suspect similar change for penis size.

Now, disqualify dicklets from the criteria, because they aren’t having casual sex (if they have common sense at least) and over-represent the frequency of big dick moggers, because they are more confident to have hookups.

Now the average penis that women encounter is looking like 6.5”+

and thats only IRL. Women are visually accustomed to massive pornstar dicks, and that at least plays a minor role, even if subconsciously, to her perception of penis size.

So even being a young 5'10 male I'm screwed?

 

[Xangsane]

Over for u
Jews got you, rothschilds eating your foreskin at this very moment

Many of my relatives are Muslims actually. Including my father.
Please don't be antisemitic.

 

[Xangsane]

she is legit a female pedo, you need to make sure you dress like a child, eat candy around her, start calling her mommy or she will sway to fucking grown looking men and the gravy train will be over

If she were a pedo she wouldn't be with me. While I might look "prettyboy" aesthetically, I certainly look like an adult man.

 

[Xangsane]

What? Thats only half an inch under average for young white men

I'm mixed

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I don't remember saying that.

 

[Xangsane]

99% would prefer 6ft2 to 5ft8. They just might settle for and resent the 5ft8

yeah. girth is main factor

You don’t love her. Haven’t u known her for like a month nigga? You are just validation starved.

For the nudes, just wait and see. Women are sociopathic when they feel you have wronged them. If she gets mad at you for some random reason its a wrap.

I agree with your point about women preferring the taller guy. And I do love her. We've been talking and dating non stop when we met and she's like the female version of me. I had to nab her quick because I don't think I'd ever meet a girl so compatible like this ever again.
She's also well educated, smart, looks cute and we both have similar goals, dreams and values. And I love her personality.
Things can escalate quickly you know.

 

[Xangsane]

Ok? 5f10 is not screwed. Its firmly an average height.

Good.

 

[Xangsane]

I don't remember saying that.

Bananas me

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Bananas me

 

[Deleted member 5786]

99% would prefer 6ft2 to 5ft8. They just might settle for and resent the 5ft8

cope

 

[Deleted member 3612]

If she were a pedo she wouldn't be with me. While I might look "prettyboy" aesthetically, I certainly look like an adult man.

ugly can't be pretty boy so big check for delusion, which clearly means you have the face and body of a toddler, over for you babycel time to start working on your pickup lines for deranged women

 

[Deleted member 5786]

I agree with your point about women preferring the taller guy. And I do love her. We've been talking and dating non stop when we met and she's like the female version of me. I had to nab her quick because I don't think I'd ever meet a girl so compatible like this ever again.
She's also well educated, smart, looks cute and we both have similar goals, dreams and values. And I love her personality.
Things can escalate quickly you know.

They do prefer taller guy but past 6'2 you are at disadvantage (only on incels forum obsessed with height "the taller the better")
Ideal height range for slaying is 5'9-6'1
Obviously you need to have good frame

 

[Xangsane]

ugly can't be pretty boy so big check for delusion, which clearly means you have the face and body of a toddler, over for you babycel time to start working on your pickup lines for deranged women

I don't have the face and body of a toddler. I actually am quite toned with a visible six pack if I flex, with wide shoulders. How many toddlers do you see with mogger shoulders?

Facially? I'll dm you

 

[Patrick Baitman]

caged at every single reply. this thread is gold

 

[Deleted member 5786]

View attachment 1359685Where is @subhuman incel and what have you done with him? Is he safe?

He banned himself so he can play LoL

 

[Xangsane]

They do prefer taller guy but past 6'2 you are at disadvantage (only on incels forum obsessed with height "the taller the better")
Ideal height range for slaying is 5'9-6'1
Obviously you need to have good frame

So a 5 foot 9 guy with a good frame mogs a 6 foot 4 guy with a good frame? I thought it was the other way around...

 

[Deleted member 11610]

don't complain, this is some mens dreams. if she's just teasing you and isn't serious about it then that's good. 5.5nbp is average and 5.4" girth is getting into the large range.