"Aww, your dick is adorable!"

[Xangsane]

caged at every single reply. this thread is gold

Why? It's just a normal thread...

 

[Xangsane]

don't complain, this is some mens dreams. if she's just teasing you and isn't serious about it then that's good. 5.5nbp is average and 5.4" girth is getting into the large range.

Thank you. I always felt my dick length was average and I'm happy with that.

 

[Deleted member 11610]

Thank you. I always felt my dick length was average and I'm happy with that.

that's assuming it's NBPEL, if it's bone pressed then that is below average

 

[Deleted member 5786]

So a 5 foot 9 guy with a good frame mogs a 6 foot 4 guy with a good frame? I thought it was the other way around...

I would say obviously 6'4 mogs 5'9 (considering they both well-proportioned for their height), but how many people you see who has good frame at 6'4?

At the same time there are so many 5'9 guys with great frame like amnesia

 

[Deleted member 5786]

don't complain, this is some mens dreams. if she's just teasing you and isn't serious about it then that's good. 5.5nbp is average and 5.4" girth is getting into the large range.

r/smalldickproblems

 

[Xangsane]

that's assuming it's NBPEL, if it's bone pressed then that is below average

It wasn't bone pressed.

 

[Xangsane]

I would say obviously 6'4 mogs 5'9 (considering they both well-proportioned for their height), but how many people you see who has good frame at 6'4?

At the same time there are so many 5'9 guys with great frame like amnesia

Most tall guys tend to be lankcel ectomorphs. Most mesomorphs I know are like my height.

 

[Deleted member 11610]

r/smalldickproblems

small dick problems applies when you're sub 5.5" NBP imo. or if you encounter a size queen but a lot of "size queens" want 7" length minimum

 

[Deleted member 11610]

It wasn't bone pressed.

alright your size is decent, doesn't really matter so long as your gf is cool with it anyway

 

[Xangsane]

alright your size is decent, doesn't really matter so long as your gf is cool with it anyway

Based.

 

[Over]

Many of my relatives are Muslims actually. Including my father.
Please don't be antisemitic.

Inshallah brother

 

[Xangsane]

Inshallah brother

Inshallah.

 

[Eva Cudmore]

fucking square cock lmao 5.5x5.4

 

[Xangsane]

fucking square cock lmao 5.5x5.4

It's a cylinder

 

[Deleted member 3612]

I don't have the face and body of a toddler. I actually am quite toned with a visible six pack if I flex, with wide shoulders. How many toddlers do you see with mogger shoulders?

Facially? I'll dm you

you have gayface and one of the worst long philtrum to short chin disease progressions I have seen, your cheekbones are like the sahara desert, flat and barren, you are not prettyboy unless you smile

you look foreign as fuck I mean like your french with some weird isolated ethnic white genetics mixed into a bowl, somewhere is there is a town of about 200 people in a country nobody really knows exists in europe and they all look like you

at least you are not conventionally ugly

 

[Xangsane]

you have gayface and one of the worst long philtrum to short chin disease progressions I have seen, your cheekbones are like the sahara desert, flat and barren, you are not prettyboy unless you smile

you look foreign as fuck I mean like your french with some weird isolated ethnic white genetics mixed into a bowl, somewhere is there is a town of about 200 people in a country nobody really knows exists in europe and they all look like you

at least you are not conventionally ugly

What psl would you say I am then? Also how do I have gay face? I'm straight as an arrow...

I'm actually English mixed with leb. Dad is Muslim.

 

[Deleted member 3612]

What psl would you say I am then? Also how do I have gay face? I'm straight as an arrow...

I'm actually English mixed with leb. Dad is Muslim.

bro I don't know about all that but I have never seen someone with equal thirds who philtrum is longer than they chin

 

[Xangsane]

bro I don't know about all that but I have never seen someone with equal thirds who philtrum is longer than they chin

My chin is taller than my philtrum

 

[Deleted member 15338]

I was told this by my girlfriend. She also said I have a nicely proportionate dick to my body right afterwards.

She also called me a "cute innocent boy" when she played with my ass.

What is she trying to imply here? Some people here think I have a small cock and she's basically saying it's over.

I can bull her

 

[Deleted member 3612]

My chin is taller than my philtrum

barely

 

[Xangsane]

barely

Considerably

 

[Xangsane]

I can bull her

How? Tell me?

 

[Deleted member 3612]

Considerably

no retard. look up philtrum and fuck off, I don't care how deluded you are, I know how to use a measuring stick

 

[Deleted member 3612]

just because I know you will retard post again OP, get mogged

 

[Xangsane]

no retard. look up philtrum and fuck off, I don't care how deluded you are, I know how to use a measuring stick

Eh

 

[one job away]

I was told this by my girlfriend. She also said I have a nicely proportionate dick to my body right afterwards.

She also called me a "cute innocent boy" when she played with my ass.

What is she trying to imply here? Some people here think I have a small cock and she's basically saying it's over.

Man i can’t be mad at your autistic ass. Your Threads are cagefuel

 

[Xangsane]

Man i can’t be mad at your autistic ass. Your Threads are cagefuel

How

 

[one job away]

How

Idk why you are like that. But I can tell you your Threads and things you post are just mad funny cuz giga autistic.

 

[Deleted member 11753]

I was told this by my girlfriend. She also said I have a nicely proportionate dick to my body right afterwards.

She also called me a "cute innocent boy" when she played with my ass.

What is she trying to imply here? Some people here think I have a small cock and she's basically saying it's over.

It’s kinda a catch 22, she may be into that but it also could be a slap to the face. I think I’d take it as a compliment and relax. At least she loves u for who you are

 

[Xangsane]

Idk why you are like that. But I can tell you your Threads and things you post are just mad funny cuz giga autistic.

I'm not giga autistic come on now

 

[Xangsane]

It’s kinda a catch 22, she may be into that but it also could be a slap to the face. I think I’d take it as a compliment and relax. At least she loves u for who you are

Aw thank you. In fact I'm typing this out while I'm in a hotel room with my gf.

 

[one job away]

I'm not giga autistic come on now

Not meant in a mean way. In a likeable way.

This time it was your girlfriend tho. Not you. But your life just seems to be full of that weird autistic but likeable events.

 

[Deleted member 14280]

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I was told this by my girlfriend. She also said I have a nicely proportionate dick to my body right afterwards.

She also called me a "cute innocent boy" when she played with my ass.

What is she trying to imply here? Some people here think I have a small cock and she's basically saying it's over.

mine said the same and my cock is 6x6 inches over what they expect, a fuvking 9 incher?

 

[Xangsane]

Not meant in a mean way. In a likeable way.

This time it was your girlfriend tho. Not you. But your life just seems to be full of that weird autistic but likeable events.

I mean she drove me to a hotel room this morning and we had long sex. She initiated it. She asked for early check in.

 

[Xangsane]

m

mine said the same and my cock is 6x6 inches over what they expect, a fuvking 9 incher?

Maybe a 99 incher

 

[Deleted member 11753]

Aw thank you. In fact I'm typing this out while I'm in a hotel room with my gf.

Yeah trust me women sometimes may be into someone who is more innocent. Virginity or a low body count makes you a more quality kind of guy instead of quantity

 

[Xangsane]

Yeah trust me women sometimes may be into someone who is more innocent. Virginity or a low body count makes you a more quality kind of guy instead of quantity

Thank you :3 my gf had a body count of 1 prior to meeting me. I'm not sure why she thinks I look "innocent and sweet" but I've been told I look young for my age. I'm 23.

 

[Deleted member 11753]

Thank you :3 my gf had a body count of 1 prior to meeting me. I'm not sure why she thinks I look "innocent and sweet" but I've been told I look young for my age. I'm 23.

Lol congratulations u mog me. I think she may have a thing for men like that. 23 is young I’m 30 so yeah you have quite the time. Keep up the good work chad you got this

 

[Xangsane]

Lol congratulations u mog me. I think she may have a thing for men like that. 23 is young I’m 30 so yeah you have quite the time. Keep up the good work chad you got this

Thank you and what makes you think I mog you?

 

[Deleted member 11753]

Thank you and what makes you think I mog you?

You have a higher count than I do at a younger age. It doesn’t matter too much. Im always happy when I hear stories of people winning in life

 

[Xangsane]

You have a higher count than I do at a younger age. It doesn’t matter too much. Im always happy when I hear stories of people winning in life

Thank you! I love reading stories of people winning too... In fact I just made love to my girlfriend.
Higher count? I only had 1 body....