Being funny doesn’t get you girls

Depends on what type they do have, but for most of them yeah it's indeed this case.
It's like 99% of women who get turned off. The 1% of women who don't usually have gone through some bad shit in their lives so they want a good man for a change. Though I wonder if they just go back to the "abusive assholes" after realizing a nice man turns them off.
 
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chad sits in the corner in silence and everyone flocks to him
Funniest shit i've read today, too true, too true

The craziest part about it being 100% factually correct.
 
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It's like 99% of women who get turned off. The 1% of women who don't usually have gone through some bad shit in their lives so they want a good man for a change. Though I wonder if they just go back to the "abusive assholes" after realizing a nice man turns them off.
The syrian girl still liked me until she didn't have any money to go to uni and got a job, basically she went trough this trauma shit were she was beaten in turkey, but yeah many want to be dominated
 
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I’m ugly as shit plus unfunny so there’s no saving grace
 
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The syrian girl still liked me until she didn't have any money to go to uni and got a job, basically she went trough this trauma shit were she was beaten in turkey, but yeah many want to be dominated
Was she Christian, Islamic? Daddy issues? Are you Arab also? Or running JBW? I always wonder what kinda men these white-passing ethnic men are into.
 
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Was she Christian, Islamic? Daddy issues? Are you Arab also? Or running JBW? I always wonder what kinda men these white-passing ethnic men are into.
She was islamic but not a practicant one, my dad is from Iraq and my mom is romanian but my dad doesn't even have arab blood himself as he is from a small religion in iraq wich they had their religion closed and didn't allow convertions.

I see that arab women are much nicer tham the romanian ones, she even looked white passing and fogged every foid in uni without makeup.
 
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She was islamic but not a practicant one, my dad is from Iraq and my mom is romanian but my dad doesn't even have arab blood himself as he is from a small religion in iraq wich they had their religion closed and didn't allow convertions.

I see that arab women are much nicer tham the romanian ones, she even looked white passing and fogged every foid in uni without makeup.
Oh, that makes sense then. So do you look MENA like she does? And by white-passing, what do you mean again: skin color? Hair color? Eye color?
 
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Oh, that makes sense then. So do you look MENA like she does? And by white-passing, what do you mean again: skin color? Hair color? Eye color?
Green eyes, white features, green eyes and brown hair
 
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Oh, that makes sense then. So do you look MENA like she does? And by white-passing, what do you mean again: skin color? Hair color? Eye color?
No, i also look kind of white passing, my father kinda looked different from the other iraqis, him having green eyes and dark brown hair
 
Green eyes, white features, green eyes and brown hair
Wavy or curly hair, I guess? Big nose? White-passing ethnics still have noticeable ethnic features despite their coloring. Something is just different. If you know, you know.
 
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Wavy or curly hair, I guess? Big nose? White-passing ethnics still have noticeable ethnic features despite their coloring. Something is just different. If you know, you know.
I'll pm you a pic of him when he was younger
 
No, i also look kind of white passing, my father kinda looked different from the other iraqis, him having green eyes and dark brown hair
So, it’s a case of a phenomatch, then? Or do you not have brown hair and green eyes?
 
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So, it’s a case of a phenomatch, then? Or do you not have brown hair and green eyes?
No but i also liked her personality wich is rare for me to like a foid fr
 
Girls used to say I'm really funny all the time but if you're ugly like me, it doesn't make women attracted to you.

And no, making fun of people does NOT make you funny. If your humor revolves around making fun of others, or humiliating them, then you're not actually funny. Then you are just a piece of shit.

Funny guys can make people laugh with zero effort, without making fun of anyone, without hurting anyone's feelings.

My favorite compliment is still that one, when I was in college as 20 years old and this girl I barely spoke to said to me "You know, you don't talk much.. but when you do, you say the funniest things."

Bless that girl, hoping the best for her.

Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says. So, this gives the very handsome men the idea that they are funny.” ― Norm Macdonald​

 
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Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says. So, this gives the very handsome men the idea that they are funny.” ― Norm Macdonald​

Brootal… luckily I know better and know I’m ugly. :feelsbadman:
 
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Being funny gets you friends tho. Social circle theory
 
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Not possible for a non nt, you got a copy of sean o pry that is autistic and can't slay, there is even a video about it.
Are you talking about autistic James? That's low functioning autism
 
In combination of the two
No, I’ve seen chill guys just having friends because they had chill vibes and weren’t dickbags. You don’t need to be funny for a social circle.
 
I’m a funny guy and it hasn’t gotten me pussy
 
Girls used to say I'm really funny all the time but if you're ugly like me, it doesn't make women attracted to you.

And no, making fun of people does NOT make you funny. If your humor revolves around making fun of others, or humiliating them, then you're not actually funny. Then you are just a piece of shit.

Funny guys can make people laugh with zero effort, without making fun of anyone, without hurting anyone's feelings.

My favorite compliment is still that one, when I was in college as 20 years old and this girl I barely spoke to said to me "You know, you don't talk much.. but when you do, you say the funniest things."

Bless that girl, hoping the best for her.
They say that because girls laugh at everything chads say even if they aren’t funny
 
They say that because girls laugh at everything chads say even if they aren’t funny
Yeah, kind of like how men laugh at whatever women say because they are simps.
 
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How have you come to the conclusion?
People always laugh at my jokes and I’m known as the funny guy, not in a jester maxxing way. I remember being in high school and like you I wasn’t too social, but sometimes I’d talk to make jokes, and I’d notice that a lot of the cute girls found my jokes funny. I didn’t “like” any girl but I thought some were pretty gl and I noticed one in particular laughing a lot
Are you ugly too?
When I look in the mirror I think I look good, though a bit overweight. But I’ve never really talked to a girl or showed interest in one. My thought process has always been if they liked me, they’d make it clear and come to tell me, but nobody ever has. So regardless of what I think my looks level is, since no girl has approached me like that, I’m not attractive to them.
 
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People always laugh at my jokes and I’m known as the funny guy, not in a jester maxxing way. I remember being in high school and like you I wasn’t too social, but sometimes I’d talk to make jokes, and I’d notice that a lot of the cute girls found my jokes funny. I didn’t “like” any girl but I thought some were pretty gl and I noticed one in particular laughing a lot
Okay, I see, yeah sounds about right. Some guys genuinely think they're funny when they're not so I thought maybe this was the case here. The only reason I called myself funny here is because women have told me multiple times, that's why. Otherwise I wouldn't have claimed it.
When I look in the mirror I think I look good, though a bit overweight. But I’ve never really talked to a girl or showed interest in one. My thought process has always been if they liked me, they’d make it clear and come to tell me, but nobody ever has. So regardless of what I think my looks level is, since no girl has approached me like that, I’m not attractive to them.
Yeah, I see it the same way as you do actually. If someone's interested, they're going to make the first move, and not the other way around. A lot of people don't agree, but I wonder if they are coping or if we are are.
 
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You're indian right? Idts you should have any hard time in slaying foids tho
No, I'm Pakistani. And before you say, "you are all the same," no, that isn't true. We are genetically very diverse and I can prove that pretty much 99% of Indians and I are genetically separated.
 
No, I'm Pakistani. And before you say, "you are all the same," no, that isn't true. We are genetically very diverse and I can prove that pretty much 99% of Indians and I are genetically separated.
Nah dw lol I said that cz I'm indian, and we both know that for us, slaying in our own countries is way easier than us in the West
 
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My favorite compliment is still that one, when I was in college as 20 years old and this girl I barely spoke to said to me "You know, you don't talk much.. but when you do, you say the funniest things."

Bless that girl, hoping the best for her.
why didnt she suck your dick?! If she thought you were funny, why didn't she reward you? Fucking slut.

It's time to power the dark-side inside of you

 
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Nah dw lol I said that cz I'm indian, and we both know that for us, slaying in our own countries is way easier than us in the West
Oh okay, I see. Good to know you are a South Asian who tries to sem2semmaxx. Usually cumjeets ask me this to indirectly say "you guys are the same anyway." I am actually in the west myself, not in South Asia.
 
why didnt she suck your dick?! If she though you were funny, why didn't she reward you? Fucking slut.

It's time to power the dark-side inside of you


Gaston, women don't have to reward you. That's called entitlement and I am not an entitled person. 🙂
 
Oh okay, I see. Good to know you are a South Asian who tries to sem2semmaxx. Usually cumjeets ask me this to indirectly say "you guys are the same anyway." I am actually in the west myself, not in South Asia.
Yeah tbh, but I personally believe that we have way more diversity in looks, even more than these cumjeets lol, more expressive faces and shit.Also, we talked in the comments earlier where you were saying that you’re now kind of asexual and shared about your oneitis, and then I said that I fear I’m slowly becoming like that too
 
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Yeah tbh, but I personally believe that we have way more diversity in looks, even more than these cumjeets lol, more expressive faces and shit.Also, we talked in the comments earlier where you were saying that you’re now kind of asexual and shared about your oneitis, and then I said that I fear I’m slowly becoming like that too
Yes, we really do. We are the second-most genetically diverse region in the world. Oh, right. Thanks for refreshing my memory. I have been up for 27,5 hours now.
 
You can be ugly and funny but chads are funny even if they aren't actually funny. And people will laugh more with you rather than of you
It's over for ugly guys like me.
 
Yes, we really do. We are the second-most genetically diverse region in the world. Oh, right. Thanks for refreshing my memory. I have been up for 27,5 hours now.
Yeah lmao,so i wanna know, what are your goals for staying on this site now, and also your future plans? Are you planning to get married, or have you thought about dating and stuff?
 
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Yeah lmao,so i wanna know, what are your goals for staying on this site now, and also your future plans? Are you planning to get married, or have you thought about dating and stuff?
I am here to moderate and to shitpost. Not in that order. Future plans? I am just going with the flow. I don't have any plans to get married or considered dating. What about you?
 
I am here to moderate and to shitpost. Not in that order. Future plans? I am just going with the flow. I don't have any plans to get married or considered dating. What about you?
Yeah, I think I'll do dating and marriage, I'm 19 and still KHHV so far, by my own choice, that's why. But ngl, it's kinda sad to hear that you're not thinking about marriage or dating.
 
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Yeah, I think I'll do dating and marriage, I'm 19 and still KHHV so far, by my own choice, that's why. But ngl, it's kinda sad to hear that you're not thinking about marriage or dating.
I mean, I am not thinking about marriage because I don't want kids. I actually have had 2 women who are/were ready to marry me, but I didn't for various reasons. So don't feel too bad for me, it's a choice. Like you.
 
I mean, I am not thinking about marriage because I don't want kids. I actually have had 2 women who are/were ready to marry me, but I didn't for various reasons. So don't feel too bad for me, it's a choice. Like you.
Oh then it's alr,what about parents? Brown parents are usually so possessive about these things, so it's gonna be tough for you, Ig?
 
Girls used to say I'm really funny all the time but if you're ugly like me, it doesn't make women attracted to you.

And no, making fun of people does NOT make you funny. If your humor revolves around making fun of others, or humiliating them, then you're not actually funny. Then you are just a piece of shit.

Funny guys can make people laugh with zero effort, without making fun of anyone, without hurting anyone's feelings.

My favorite compliment is still that one, when I was in college as 20 years old and this girl I barely spoke to said to me "You know, you don't talk much.. but when you do, you say the funniest things."

Bless that girl, hoping the best for her.
Water but bump
 
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