BEST OOGAFUCK OF MY OOGALIFE

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Right place right time. She wanted to get plowed, saw me, super liked me, made it easy. Shoutout to @Fuk for emphasizing the importance of sexual availability. Right place right time is so legit.

Before I get into the experience let me show you the pics. She’s my hottest lay, solid htb. Fit, 5’8, nice little tits with pierced nips :feelsohh:, great little fit ass, super pretty smile.
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Alrighty story time. I haven’t had sex since February, haven’t gone raw since December. Basically the only non doctor/nurse female I’ve talked to was the low tier becky who sucked me off a few weeks ago. I felt like shit, my dick would barely get up(so I popped 40 mg of cialis Jfl), super tired, super nervous.

When I got to her place and walked up the stairs my heart was pounding, I was certain I was gonna start stuttering and stumbling over my words. I knock on the door. Holy fuck holy fuck. The door opens. She’s hotter in person, and I’m cool as a fucking cucumber boys.

We go to her room, talking about life. She shows me her fish and lizards and shit(marine bio). We get to the topic of covid and she said she had it twice. I asked when and she said the first time was November 2019 jfl. I said covid didn’t start til later, she didn’t believe me. I said bet. $5. She’s looking it up but says she doesn’t have a 5. I say bet me one of your plants. Obviously I’m right. Teasing her and shit. “Ok which plant do you want?” “How about a kiss?”

Eeeeeasy money boys we’re making out. Clothes come off, condom goes on. We start doing the fucky fucky. “How do you want me she says.” I’m not smooth at all I say some shit about mish and we get started. After a bit I flip her over and start clapping doggy. Condom breaks :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: she’s wet as FUCK. I notice and say oh shit the condom broke.

“Wellll, I got tested a month ago.” “I’m good.” “Too late now.” Rawwwwwww. Back to doggy. She suggests prone bone right before I suggested it. Mirin. She has good taste. Prone bone, back to mish, idek. Hitting fast, hitting slow, making out, kissing her neck, her ears, her nips, choking. At one point I look at my dick and there’s blood :whatfeels:.

“Are you on your period?” “No I don’t get my period I’m on birth control.” I fucked her so hard her pussy started bleeding :chad:. We take a break, make out, sucky sucky, talky talky. We fuck again. Multiple rounds, I’m enjoying this fantastic pussy, she’s moaning a ton. “Fuuuuck,” “oh my god,” etc.

Here’s some sound bites:

“I thought this would just be something quick to pass the time but wowww”

“Who are you and who let you on tinder?”

After I comment on my flaccid being small(growER) between rounds; “you know your dick is huge right?”

“You look amazing” when I was standing and she was looking at my abs

“You should come out to the bars this weekend!”(she wants to show me off)

I forget the wording but made multiple other comments about wanting to see me again while I’m in town.

The first round was about 35 minutes straight before I saw she was bleeding. Multiple longish rounds after. 1.5-2 hours of p in v + head. Absolute sport fuck and I was on my A game after nearly half a year off and being insanely nervous. Between rounds and after we just cuddled, talked a bit.

Then it’s 4 am and she’s about to fall asleep in my arms. I don’t want to bother her with my insomnia. I kiss her on the forehead and say I’m gonna go. Get dressed, get on top of her, make out a bit. “See you soon I hope” she says. :feelshah:

I get up to leave and she wraps herself in a blanket to walk me out. I open the door, turn around, and say “one more”. We make out again, I’m grabbing her ass, fantastic shit. Then I push her away bc I’m chad and say see ya. I’m gone.

This was fuuuuucking awesome. Hottest fuck and best fuck of my life. Good chemistry, she’s likable, great sex. She wants to see me again and you know what, it’s mutual. She’s a hoe clearly but idc I’m not gonna date her. But I do get to walk away knowing I might have just given this hoe the best fuck of her life.

I can get a couple more fucks in before I leave town, and if I can manage to end it on good terms for once I can swing back through on my travels and hit for years to come.

I’m elated. What a fantastic day @CupOfCoffee
 
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He types this as he goes.
 
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Nice larp xD, sounds like a wattpad story
 
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It sounds like you’re calling me out for larp. This is 100% true, literally just got home and typed it out as it went down.


y’all are so salty lmao
Na i saw the pic of your balls, i believe you bro.
 
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ok giga chad nice brag:chad:
 
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It sounds like you’re calling me out for larp. This is 100% true, literally just got home and typed it out how it went down.


y’all are so salty lmao
I am indeed, if this is real then good on you
 
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Right place right time. She wanted to get plowed, saw me, super liked me, made it easy. Shoutout to @Fuk for emphasizing the importance of sexual availability. Right place right time is so legit.

Before I get into the experience let me show you the pics. She’s my hottest lay, solid htb. Fit, 5’8, nice little tits with pierced nips :feelsohh:, great little fit ass, super pretty smile.
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Alrighty story time. I haven’t had sex since February, haven’t gone raw since December. Basically the only non doctor/nurse female I’ve talked to was the low tier becky who sucked me off a few weeks ago. I felt like shit, my dick would barely get up(so I popped 40 mg of cialis Jfl), super tired, super nervous.

When I got to her place and walked up the stairs my heart was pounding, I was certain I was gonna start stuttering and stumbling over my words. I knock on the door. Holy fuck holy fuck. The door opens. She’s hotter in person, and I’m cool as a fucking cucumber boys.

We go to her room, talking about life. She shows me her fish and lizards and shit(marine bio). We get to the topic of covid and she said she had it twice. I asked when and she said the first time was November 2019 jfl. I said covid didn’t start til later, she didn’t believe me. I said bet. $5. She’s looking it up but says she doesn’t have a 5. I say bet me one of your plants. Obviously I’m right. Teasing her and shit. “Ok which plant do you want?” “How about a kiss?”

Eeeeeasy money boys we’re making out. Clothes come off, condom goes on. We start doing the fucky fucky. “How do you want me she says.” I’m not smooth at all I say some shit about mish and we get started. After a bit I flip her over and start clapping doggy. Condom breaks :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: she’s wet as FUCK. I notice and say oh shit the condom broke.

“Wellll, I got tested a month ago.” “I’m good.” “Too late now.” Rawwwwwww. Back to doggy. She suggests prone bone right before I suggested it. Mirin. She has good taste. Prone bone, back to mish, idek. Hitting fast, hitting slow, making out, kissing her neck, her ears, her nips, choking. At one point I look at my dick and there’s blood :whatfeels:.

“Are you on your period?” “No I don’t get my period I’m on birth control.” I fucked her so hard her pussy started bleeding :chad:. We take a break, make out, sucky sucky, talky talky. We fuck again. Multiple rounds, I’m enjoying this fantastic pussy, she’s moaning a ton. “Fuuuuck,” “oh my god,” etc.

Here’s some sound bites:

“I thought this would just be something quick to pass the time but wowww”

“Who are you and who let you on tinder?”

After I comment on my flaccid being small(growER) between rounds; “you know your dick is huge right?”

“You look amazing” when I was standing and she was looking at my abs

“You should come out to the bars this weekend!”(she wants to show me off)

I forget the wording but made multiple other comments about wanting to see me again while I’m in town.

The first round was about 35 minutes straight before I saw she was bleeding. Multiple longish rounds after. 1.5-2 hours of p in v + head. Absolute sport fuck and I was on my A game after nearly half a year off and being insanely nervous. Between rounds and after we just cuddled, talked a bit.

Then it’s 4 am and she’s about to fall asleep in my arms. I don’t want to bother her with my insomnia. I kiss her on the forehead and say I’m gonna go. Get dressed, get on top of her, make out a bit. “See you soon I hope” she says. :feelshah:

I get up to leave and she wraps herself in a blanket to walk me out. I open the door, turn around, and say “one more”. We make out again, I’m grabbing her ass, fantastic shit. Then I push her away bc I’m chad and say see ya. I’m gone.

This was fuuuuucking awesome. Hottest fuck and best fuck of my life. Good chemistry, she’s likable, great sex. She wants to see me again and you know what, it’s mutual. She’s a hoe clearly but idc I’m not gonna date her. But I do get to walk away knowing I might have just given this hoe the best fuck of her life.

I can get a couple more fucks in before I leave town, and if I can manage to end it on good terms for once I can swing back through on my travels and hit for years to come.

I’m elated. What a fantastic day @CupOfCoffee
:chad::chad::chad:

But damn for these hoes it’s really just a way to pass the time jfl. Instead of playing video game they call chad to plow them.
 
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:chad::chad::chad:
:f:
But damn for these hoes it’s really just a way to pass the time jfl. Instead of playing video game they call chad to plow them.
Some day she’ll be a wife and a mother and I’ll be her Brad Simon @CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @stewiegriffin @looksmaxxer234
 
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dm me ur tinder pics bro
 
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Some day she’ll be a wife and a mother and I’ll be her Brad Simon @CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @stewiegriffin @looksmaxxer234
Invite me to your marriage so I can get her sister :love:
 
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Chads. Org strikes again.

What do you look like?
Send pics on pm?
 
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show face or copium
 
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Enough people have seen my face. If you’re not one of them by now you’re staying that way.

I’m htn to low tier chadlite with 184 height, nice body and abs, and 7.4x5.5 so overall chadlite. White, blue eyes
If you’re not one of them by now you’re staying that way.
:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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naso folds at 19 btw
 
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mirin bro. smth smiliar happened to me too:

met this bitch on tinder and she invited me over. she was hot af.
When I got to her place and walked up the stairs my heart was pounding, I was certain I was gonna start stuttering and stumbling over my words. I knock on the door. Holy fuck holy fuck. The door opens. She’s hotter in person, and I’m cool as a fucking cucumber boys.

We go to her room, talking about life. She shows me her fish and lizards and shit(marine bio). We get to the topic of covid and she said she had it twice. I asked when and she said the first time was November 2019 jfl. I said covid didn’t start til later, she didn’t believe me. I said bet. $5. She’s looking it up but says she doesn’t have a 5. I say bet me one of your plants. Obviously I’m right. Teasing her and shit. “Ok which plant do you want?” “How about a kiss?”

Eeeeeasy money boys we’re making out. Clothes come off, condom goes on. We start doing the fucky fucky. “How do you want me she says.” I’m not smooth at all I say some shit about mish and we get started. After a bit I flip her over and start clapping doggy. Condom breaks :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: she’s wet as FUCK. I notice and say oh shit the condom broke.

“Wellll, I got tested a month ago.” “I’m good.” “Too late now.” Rawwwwwww. Back to doggy. She suggests prone bone right before I suggested it. Mirin. She has good taste. Prone bone, back to mish, idek. Hitting fast, hitting slow, making out, kissing her neck, her ears, her nips, choking. At one point I look at my dick and there’s blood :whatfeels:.

“Are you on your period?” “No I don’t get my period I’m on birth control.” I fucked her so hard her pussy started bleeding :chad:. We take a break, make out, sucky sucky, talky talky. We fuck again. Multiple rounds, I’m enjoying this fantastic pussy, she’s moaning a ton. “Fuuuuck,” “oh my god,” etc.
 
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mirin bro. smth smiliar happened to me too:

met this bitch on tinder and she invited me over. she was hot af.
When I got to her place and walked up the stairs my heart was pounding, I was certain I was gonna start stuttering and stumbling over my words. I knock on the door. Holy fuck holy fuck. The door opens. She’s hotter in person, and I’m cool as a fucking cucumber boys.

We go to her room, talking about life. She shows me her fish and lizards and shit(marine bio). We get to the topic of covid and she said she had it twice. I asked when and she said the first time was November 2019 jfl. I said covid didn’t start til later, she didn’t believe me. I said bet. $5. She’s looking it up but says she doesn’t have a 5. I say bet me one of your plants. Obviously I’m right. Teasing her and shit. “Ok which plant do you want?” “How about a kiss?”

Eeeeeasy money boys we’re making out. Clothes come off, condom goes on. We start doing the fucky fucky. “How do you want me she says.” I’m not smooth at all I say some shit about mish and we get started. After a bit I flip her over and start clapping doggy. Condom breaks :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: she’s wet as FUCK. I notice and say oh shit the condom broke.

“Wellll, I got tested a month ago.” “I’m good.” “Too late now.” Rawwwwwww. Back to doggy. She suggests prone bone right before I suggested it. Mirin. She has good taste. Prone bone, back to mish, idek. Hitting fast, hitting slow, making out, kissing her neck, her ears, her nips, choking. At one point I look at my dick and there’s blood :whatfeels:.

“Are you on your period?” “No I don’t get my period I’m on birth control.” I fucked her so hard her pussy started bleeding :chad:. We take a break, make out, sucky sucky, talky talky. We fuck again. Multiple rounds, I’m enjoying this fantastic pussy, she’s moaning a ton. “Fuuuuck,” “oh my god,” etc.
My god.

Everyone has these insane stories, stories only for giga chads
 
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mirin chad, it's cuz of the chain bro

also mirin making her bleed i made a few girls do that a few times, was always weird and sketchy and idk if i believe it was from my dick size. makes me worry of stds
 
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If you’re not one of them by now you’re staying that way.
:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
i've seen his face and the girls he's fucked and his abs bro, you jelly bro? get on my level
 
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mirin chad, it's cuz of the chain bro

also mirin making her bleed i made a few girls do that a few times, was always weird and sketchy and idk if i believe it was from my dick size. makes me worry of stds
Idk what to make of it. Wasn’t much blood and we were back to fucking briefly after and no more blood
 
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What's your dick size
 
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This is insane bro. I hope I motivated you with that vocaroo message :chad: sweet shit dammit
 
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Can we tagteam her tomorrow maybe?
 
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Brutal the contrast of lives
5'4 dravidian recessed
6'0 aryan 6.25psl chad slaying

Never began for me, never will
never gonna have these experiences :incel:
 
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did you bottom out in her?
 
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dumb amerrimutts who use Snapchat and SMS instead of Whatsapp and Telegram
 
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Right place right time. She wanted to get plowed, saw me, super liked me, made it easy. Shoutout to @Fuk for emphasizing the importance of sexual availability. Right place right time is so legit.

Before I get into the experience let me show you the pics. She’s my hottest lay, solid htb. Fit, 5’8, nice little tits with pierced nips :feelsohh:, great little fit ass, super pretty smile.
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Alrighty story time. I haven’t had sex since February, haven’t gone raw since December. Basically the only non doctor/nurse female I’ve talked to was the low tier becky who sucked me off a few weeks ago. I felt like shit, my dick would barely get up(so I popped 40 mg of cialis Jfl), super tired, super nervous.

When I got to her place and walked up the stairs my heart was pounding, I was certain I was gonna start stuttering and stumbling over my words. I knock on the door. Holy fuck holy fuck. The door opens. She’s hotter in person, and I’m cool as a fucking cucumber boys.

We go to her room, talking about life. She shows me her fish and lizards and shit(marine bio). We get to the topic of covid and she said she had it twice. I asked when and she said the first time was November 2019 jfl. I said covid didn’t start til later, she didn’t believe me. I said bet. $5. She’s looking it up but says she doesn’t have a 5. I say bet me one of your plants. Obviously I’m right. Teasing her and shit. “Ok which plant do you want?” “How about a kiss?”

Eeeeeasy money boys we’re making out. Clothes come off, condom goes on. We start doing the fucky fucky. “How do you want me she says.” I’m not smooth at all I say some shit about mish and we get started. After a bit I flip her over and start clapping doggy. Condom breaks :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh: she’s wet as FUCK. I notice and say oh shit the condom broke.

“Wellll, I got tested a month ago.” “I’m good.” “Too late now.” Rawwwwwww. Back to doggy. She suggests prone bone right before I suggested it. Mirin. She has good taste. Prone bone, back to mish, idek. Hitting fast, hitting slow, making out, kissing her neck, her ears, her nips, choking. At one point I look at my dick and there’s blood :whatfeels:.

“Are you on your period?” “No I don’t get my period I’m on birth control.” I fucked her so hard her pussy started bleeding :chad:. We take a break, make out, sucky sucky, talky talky. We fuck again. Multiple rounds, I’m enjoying this fantastic pussy, she’s moaning a ton. “Fuuuuck,” “oh my god,” etc.

Here’s some sound bites:

“I thought this would just be something quick to pass the time but wowww”

“Who are you and who let you on tinder?”

After I comment on my flaccid being small(growER) between rounds; “you know your dick is huge right?”

“You look amazing” when I was standing and she was looking at my abs

“You should come out to the bars this weekend!”(she wants to show me off)

I forget the wording but made multiple other comments about wanting to see me again while I’m in town.

The first round was about 35 minutes straight before I saw she was bleeding. Multiple longish rounds after. 1.5-2 hours of p in v + head. Absolute sport fuck and I was on my A game after nearly half a year off and being insanely nervous. Between rounds and after we just cuddled, talked a bit.

Then it’s 4 am and she’s about to fall asleep in my arms. I don’t want to bother her with my insomnia. I kiss her on the forehead and say I’m gonna go. Get dressed, get on top of her, make out a bit. “See you soon I hope” she says. :feelshah:

I get up to leave and she wraps herself in a blanket to walk me out. I open the door, turn around, and say “one more”. We make out again, I’m grabbing her ass, fantastic shit. Then I push her away bc I’m chad and say see ya. I’m gone.

This was fuuuuucking awesome. Hottest fuck and best fuck of my life. Good chemistry, she’s likable, great sex. She wants to see me again and you know what, it’s mutual. She’s a hoe clearly but idc I’m not gonna date her. But I do get to walk away knowing I might have just given this hoe the best fuck of her life.

I can get a couple more fucks in before I leave town, and if I can manage to end it on good terms for once I can swing back through on my travels and hit for years to come.

I’m elated. What a fantastic day @CupOfCoffee
What’s ur psl’ rating
 
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Whatsapp is for incels IDK what the fuck Telegram is so it must be for Trucels.
 
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just remember to ghost her as savagely as possible at the end

its one of the purest pleasures in life
 
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mirin chad, it's cuz of the chain bro

also mirin making her bleed i made a few girls do that a few times, was always weird and sketchy and idk if i believe it was from my dick size. makes me worry of stds
stds are a meme
 
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just remember to ghost her as savagely as possible at the end

its one of the purest pleasures in life
Why tho. I’m leaving town soon anyway and she knows that but I don’t have to be a dick about jt.
 
how about girth? were u stretching her. did she orgasm from penetration
Idfk man she seemed to be enjoying herself a lot but can’t say for sure that she coomed
 
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