BEST OOGAFUCK OF MY OOGALIFE

[stewiegriffin]

Idfk man she seemed to be enjoying herself a lot but can’t say for sure that she coomed

shed prob tell you if she did. still she def enjoyed it.

just gotta get to 8x6

 

[OOGABOOGA]

shed prob tell you if she did. still she def enjoyed it.

just gotta get to 8x6

The entire time I was there and fucking her I had forgotten her name and didn’t know it til I got back home and checked

 

[stewiegriffin]

The entire time I was there and fucking her I had forgotten her name and didn’t know it til I got back home and checked

mogs me. chill brad Simon

 

[Cali Yuga]

Why tho. I’m leaving town soon anyway and she knows that but I don’t have to be a dick about jt.

being mean to women is its own reward

 

[OOGABOOGA]

being mean to women is its own reward

Yikes, who hurt you?

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

Enough people have seen my face. If you’re not one of them by now you’re staying that way.

I’m htn to low tier chadlite with 184 height, nice body and abs, and 7.4x5.5 so overall chadlite. White, blue eyes.

these stats and you had sex after so long?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

these stats and you had sex after so long?

Wasn’t trying. I’m here bc I’m a cripple not bc I’m unattractive. Before you ask I’ve got weird bullshit sleep apnea type issues that really mess me up

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

Wasn’t trying. I’m here bc I’m a cripple not bc I’m unattractive. Before you ask I’ve got weird bullshit sleep apnea type issues that really mess me up

ah makes sense, I hope you will sort your health issues up somehow

 

[OOGABOOGA]

ah makes sense, I hope you will sort your health issues up somehow

Thanks!

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Wish all girls were as straight forward as her. Only fuck I had (back in september) she was as straight forward as this girl. God, need to get over high inhibness and just get straight forward

 

[Lorsss]

Whatsapp is for incels IDK what the fuck Telegram is so it must be for Trucels.

here in italy (in the rest of europe it's probably the same) people stopped using SMS for whatsapp in 2011 and recently some are switching to Telegram, which also runs on pc and has many more features.

 

[eyelidcel]

here in italy (in the rest of europe it's probably the same) people stopped using SMS for whatsapp in 2011 and recently some are switching to Telegram, which also runs on pc and has many more features.

I want the one world order, why can't we all just be on one app?


I also wonder what app curry and Asians use...

 

[CupOfCoffee]

these stats and you had sex after so long?

Shut up bitch

 

[CupOfCoffee]

ah makes sense, I hope you will sort your health issues up somehow

Nvm bro

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Shut up bitch

 

[CupOfCoffee]

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Nobody insults ooga

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Bumo

 

[tyronelite]

Well done young Jedi

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I just fucked her again. Went over. We put on a horror movie. Cuddled and I slowly made my way from hand up and down her thigh to fingering and taking her pants off. Eventually fuck and the built up nut from last night came around 10 minutes in if I had to guess. Prone bone, buster a massive load all over her back.

finished the movie, cuddled and talked, made our way back to making out and then fucking. At one point I had her in a 3/4 prone bone with one leg up if you can picture that. I started tapping cervix every stroke until she squirmed out of that position. 7.4x5.5 for those who don’t know with large fat pad maybe 6.5 nbp, let’s say 7 insertable. Oddly I bottomed out doing that but not when I had her folded in half. Idk.

Eventually she tapped out and sucked me for a while. No nut from that but idc the first one was good. We winded down with cuddling and making out for ages. Every time we’d stop for a sec so I could go we’d just start again.

Here’s some interesting shit/quotes:

She bled a bit once again but while she claimed not to get her period while on bc, I saw tampons in her bathroom. Weird.

I asked her about the astrology shit bc she had it in her bio and we are both libra. She said she doesn’t know shit about it but she’s bi and throws that in there to attract the “fruity girls” kinda based ngl

I didn’t even know she was bi but for some reason my type of girl tends to be bi even though it has nothing to do with the sexuality.

She said she loves my hair as she ran her hands through it will sitting on my lap. Brutal bc I’m balding.

She said she hopes I go out to the bars over the weekend.

Probably some other pills I forgot but here was something interesting. She asked if I had socials and I said no. “You have a girlfriend don’t you?” Jfl. I told her I don’t. She said if you look like this and you’re single you must have commitment issues. Jfl.
@CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @looksmaxxer234 @one job away @tyronelite @Biggdink @stewiegriffin

 

[volcelfatcel]

I just fucked her again. Went over. We put on a horror movie. Cuddled and I slowly made my way from hand up and down her thigh to fingering and taking her pants off. Eventually fuck and the built up nut from last night came around 10 minutes in if I had to guess. Prone bone, buster a massive load all over her back.

finished the movie, cuddled and talked, made our way back to making out and then fucking. At one point I had her in a 3/4 prone bone with one leg up if you can picture that. I started tapping cervix every stroke until she squirmed out of that position. 7.4x5.5 for those who don’t know with large fat pad maybe 6.5 nbp, let’s say 7 insertable. Oddly I bottomed out doing that but not when I had her folded in half. Idk.

Eventually she tapped out and sucked me for a while. No nut from that but idc the first one was good. We winded down with cuddling and making out for ages. Every time we’d stop for a sec so I could go we’d just start again.

Here’s some interesting shit/quotes:

She bled a bit once again but while she claimed not to get her period while on bc, I saw tampons in her bathroom. Weird.

I asked her about the astrology shit bc she had it in her bio and we are both libra. She said she doesn’t know shit about it but she’s bi and throws that in there to attract the “fruity girls” kinda based ngl

I didn’t even know she was bi but for some reason my type of girl tends to be bi even though it has nothing to do with the sexuality.

She said she loves my hair as she ran her hands through it will sitting on my lap. Brutal bc I’m balding.

She said she hopes I go out to the bars over the weekend.

Probably some other pills I forgot but here was something interesting. She asked if I had socials and I said no. “You have a girlfriend don’t you?” Jfl. I told her I don’t. She said if you look like this and you’re single you must have commitment issues. Jfl.
@CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @looksmaxxer234 @one job away @tyronelite @Biggdink @stewiegriffin

dnrd thanks for bragging bro waking up to tales from Chad while I starve myself for another day

 

[one job away]

I just fucked her again. Went over. We put on a horror movie. Cuddled and I slowly made my way from hand up and down her thigh to fingering and taking her pants off. Eventually fuck and the built up nut from last night came around 10 minutes in if I had to guess. Prone bone, buster a massive load all over her back.

finished the movie, cuddled and talked, made our way back to making out and then fucking. At one point I had her in a 3/4 prone bone with one leg up if you can picture that. I started tapping cervix every stroke until she squirmed out of that position. 7.4x5.5 for those who don’t know with large fat pad maybe 6.5 nbp, let’s say 7 insertable. Oddly I bottomed out doing that but not when I had her folded in half. Idk.

Eventually she tapped out and sucked me for a while. No nut from that but idc the first one was good. We winded down with cuddling and making out for ages. Every time we’d stop for a sec so I could go we’d just start again.

Here’s some interesting shit/quotes:

She bled a bit once again but while she claimed not to get her period while on bc, I saw tampons in her bathroom. Weird.

I asked her about the astrology shit bc she had it in her bio and we are both libra. She said she doesn’t know shit about it but she’s bi and throws that in there to attract the “fruity girls” kinda based ngl

I didn’t even know she was bi but for some reason my type of girl tends to be bi even though it has nothing to do with the sexuality.

She said she loves my hair as she ran her hands through it will sitting on my lap. Brutal bc I’m balding.

She said she hopes I go out to the bars over the weekend.

Probably some other pills I forgot but here was something interesting. She asked if I had socials and I said no. “You have a girlfriend don’t you?” Jfl. I told her I don’t. She said if you look like this and you’re single you must have commitment issues. Jfl.
@CupOfCoffee @volcelfatcel @looksmaxxer234 @one job away @tyronelite @Biggdink @stewiegriffin

I hear bells

 

[Deleted member 11675]

looks like an alien

how tall is she?

 

[Deleted member 11675]

looks like an alien

how tall is she?

and how old are you?

 

[tyronelite]

she loves my hair as she ran her hands through it

Suicidefuel

No running fingers thru hair for my blackness

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Fuck you

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Ok chad

 

[CupOfCoffee]

You should have said you used to have socials but deleted them because they were wasting your time

 

[OOGABOOGA]

You should have said you used to have socials but deleted them because they were wasting your time

I kinda sorta said that yeah.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@CupOfCoffee @looksmaxxer234 @stewiegriffin @trendouche56 @tyronelite @Biggdink @one job away sooooooooooo…

I posted that last bump after I left her place around 4:30-4:45. Got to my motel at 5 realized I was hungry and McDonald’s was open, asked her if she wanted some, and ended up getting us both breakfast. Watched some tv, a movie, slept a few hours, fucked again, and then I dropped her at the pool to hang with her friends. Before we left we were comparing bite marks and spank marks and shit lol. She’s started to bite tf out of my lip bc she know it pisses me off and makes me rough her up.

While we were there cuddling during the show we talked about kinks and shit. She said she likes choking, spanking, flogging, getting slapped sometimes, maybe spit in the mouth, getting tied up, the occasional finger in the ass. I asked how she’d react if on Saturday I cuffed her with a belt and stuck my thumb in her ass in doggystyle and she said it sounds like a great time. I’m gonna try stand and carry as well. She’s 5’8 but skinny, maybe 120 if I had to guess @Rothschild.

I brought up how it was funny that she larps being into astrology for the bi girls and how I do the same with my pic smoking a cbd cig to attract the bi stoner girls. She said it worked on her jfl. Maybe I’ll try and find some other bi girl on tinder here and see if I can get a threesome.

I was literally gone for like half an hour and came back to spend half the day with her. Last thing she said after we made out in the car when I dropped her off was see you Saturday. Geomaxxing is legit big cities are ass for sub chad men.

 

[one job away]

@CupOfCoffee @looksmaxxer234 @stewiegriffin @trendouche56 @tyronelite @Biggdink @one job away sooooooooooo…

I posted that last bump after I left her place around 4:30-4:45. Got to my motel at 5 realized I was hungry and McDonald’s was open, asked her if she wanted some, and ended up getting us both breakfast. Watched some tv, a movie, slept a few hours, fucked again, and then I dropped her at the pool to hang with her friends. Before we left we were comparing bite marks and spank marks and shit lol. She’s started to bite tf out of my lip bc she know it pisses me off and makes me rough her up.

While we were there cuddling during the show we talked about kinks and shit. She said she likes choking, spanking, flogging, getting slapped sometimes, maybe spit in the mouth, getting tied up, the occasional finger in the ass. I asked how she’d react if on Saturday I cuffed her with a belt and stuck my thumb in her ass in doggystyle and she said it sounds like a great time. I’m gonna try stand and carry as well. She’s 5’8 but skinny, maybe 120 if I had to guess @Rothschild.

I brought up how it was funny that she larps being into astrology for the bi girls and how I do the same with my pic smoking a cbd cig to attract the bi stoner girls. She said it worked on her jfl. Maybe I’ll try and find some other bi girl on tinder here and see if I can get a threesome.

I was literally gone for like half an hour and came back to spend half the day with her. Last thing she said after we made out in the car when I dropped her off was see you Saturday. Geomaxxing is legit big cities are ass for sub chad men.

Thanks for tag. People like you make me feel like less weird being on this forum. It’s more of a friend group now of weird people not nesseseraliy losers.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

@CupOfCoffee @looksmaxxer234 @stewiegriffin @trendouche56 @tyronelite @Biggdink @one job away sooooooooooo…

I posted that last bump after I left her place around 4:30-4:45. Got to my motel at 5 realized I was hungry and McDonald’s was open, asked her if she wanted some, and ended up getting us both breakfast. Watched some tv, a movie, slept a few hours, fucked again, and then I dropped her at the pool to hang with her friends. Before we left we were comparing bite marks and spank marks and shit lol. She’s started to bite tf out of my lip bc she know it pisses me off and makes me rough her up.

While we were there cuddling during the show we talked about kinks and shit. She said she likes choking, spanking, flogging, getting slapped sometimes, maybe spit in the mouth, getting tied up, the occasional finger in the ass. I asked how she’d react if on Saturday I cuffed her with a belt and stuck my thumb in her ass in doggystyle and she said it sounds like a great time. I’m gonna try stand and carry as well. She’s 5’8 but skinny, maybe 120 if I had to guess @Rothschild.

I brought up how it was funny that she larps being into astrology for the bi girls and how I do the same with my pic smoking a cbd cig to attract the bi stoner girls. She said it worked on her jfl. Maybe I’ll try and find some other bi girl on tinder here and see if I can get a threesome.

I was literally gone for like half an hour and came back to spend half the day with her. Last thing she said after we made out in the car when I dropped her off was see you Saturday. Geomaxxing is legit big cities are ass for sub chad men.

I told you bro. Even as a 3psl subhuman here I was getting dates with looksmatched girls

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Thanks for tag. People like you make me feel like less weird being on this forum. It’s more of a friend group now of weird people not nesseseraliy losers.

If you're on this forum you might not be autistic or "loser" but you def had low status at some point in your life which made you blackpilled

 

[volcelfatcel]

I told you bro. Even as a 3psl subhuman here I was getting dates with looksmatched girls

never began for me
fkin braggers

 

[CupOfCoffee]

@CupOfCoffee @looksmaxxer234 @stewiegriffin @trendouche56 @tyronelite @Biggdink @one job away sooooooooooo…

I posted that last bump after I left her place around 4:30-4:45. Got to my motel at 5 realized I was hungry and McDonald’s was open, asked her if she wanted some, and ended up getting us both breakfast. Watched some tv, a movie, slept a few hours, fucked again, and then I dropped her at the pool to hang with her friends. Before we left we were comparing bite marks and spank marks and shit lol. She’s started to bite tf out of my lip bc she know it pisses me off and makes me rough her up.

While we were there cuddling during the show we talked about kinks and shit. She said she likes choking, spanking, flogging, getting slapped sometimes, maybe spit in the mouth, getting tied up, the occasional finger in the ass. I asked how she’d react if on Saturday I cuffed her with a belt and stuck my thumb in her ass in doggystyle and she said it sounds like a great time. I’m gonna try stand and carry as well. She’s 5’8 but skinny, maybe 120 if I had to guess @Rothschild.

I brought up how it was funny that she larps being into astrology for the bi girls and how I do the same with my pic smoking a cbd cig to attract the bi stoner girls. She said it worked on her jfl. Maybe I’ll try and find some other bi girl on tinder here and see if I can get a threesome.

I was literally gone for like half an hour and came back to spend half the day with her. Last thing she said after we made out in the car when I dropped her off was see you Saturday. Geomaxxing is legit big cities are ass for sub chad men.

Àaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bro I wish I could do that I need to do something completely new with my gf to keep things interesting to satisfy the craving for novelty

 

[RetardSubhuman]

ठीक कहानी समय। मैंने फरवरी से सेक्स नहीं किया है, दिसंबर से कच्चा नहीं गया हूं। मूल रूप से एकमात्र गैर-डॉक्टर / नर्स महिला जिससे मैंने बात की थी, वह निम्न स्तरीय बेकी थी जिसने कुछ हफ्ते पहले मुझे चूसा था। मुझे लगा जैसे बकवास, मेरा डिक मुश्किल से उठेगा (इसलिए मैंने 40 मिलीग्राम सियालिस जेएफएल पॉप किया), सुपर थका हुआ, सुपर नर्वस।

जब मैं उसके घर गया और सीढ़ियों से ऊपर चला गया तो मेरा दिल तेज़ हो रहा था, मुझे यकीन था कि मैं अपने शब्दों पर हकलाना और ठोकर खाने वाला था। मैं दरवाजा खटखटाता हूं। पवित्र बकवास पवित्र बकवास। दरवाजा खुलता है। वह व्यक्तिगत रूप से अधिक गर्म है, और मैं एक कमबख्त ककड़ी लड़कों के रूप में शांत हूं।

हम जीवन के बारे में बात करते हुए उसके कमरे में जाते हैं। वह मुझे अपनी मछली और छिपकली और गंदगी (समुद्री जैव) दिखाती है। हम कोविड के विषय पर आते हैं और उसने कहा कि उसे यह दो बार हुआ था। मैंने पूछा कि कब और उसने कहा कि पहली बार नवंबर 2019 जेएफएल था। मैंने कहा कि कोविड बाद में शुरू नहीं हुआ, उसने मुझ पर विश्वास नहीं किया। मैंने कहा शर्त। $5. वह इसे देख रही है लेकिन कहती है कि उसके पास 5 नहीं है। मैं कहता हूं कि मुझे अपने पौधों में से एक शर्त लगाओ। जाहिर है मैं सही हूँ। उसे छेड़ना और बकवास करना। "ठीक है, आपको कौन सा पौधा चाहिए?" "एक चुंबन के बारे में क्या विचार है?"

ईईईसी मनी बॉयज हम बना रहे हैं। कपड़े उतर जाते हैं, कंडोम चला जाता है। हम बकवास करना शुरू करते हैं। "आप मुझे कैसे चाहते हैं वह कहती है।" मैं बिल्कुल भी सहज नहीं हूं, मैं मिश के बारे में कुछ बकवास कहता हूं और हम शुरू हो जाते हैं। थोड़ी देर बाद मैंने उसे पलटा और कुत्ते को ताली बजाना शुरू कर दिया। कंडोम टूट जाता है: फीलसोह :: फील्सोह :: फीलसोह :: फील्सोह: वह बकवास के रूप में गीली है। मैंने नोटिस किया और कहा कि ओह शिट कंडोम टूट गया।

"ठीक है, मैंने एक महीने पहले परीक्षण किया था।" "मैं अच्छा हूँ।" "अब बहुत अधिक देर हो चुकी है।" रॉ कुत्ते को लौटें। मेरे सुझाव देने से ठीक पहले वह प्रोन बोन का सुझाव देती हैं। Mirin। उसका स्वाद अच्छा है। प्रोन बोन, बैक टू मिश, आइडेक। तेजी से मार, धीमी गति से मार, बाहर बनाने, उसकी गर्दन, उसके कान, उसे nips चुंबन, घुट। एक बिंदु पर मैं अपने डिक को देखता हूं और वहां खून होता है: क्या लगता है:।

"क्या आप अपने पीरियड पर हैं?" "नहीं, मुझे अपनी अवधि नहीं आती है मैं जन्म नियंत्रण पर हूँ।" मैं उसे इतनी मुश्किल से उसकी चूत से खून बहने लगा :चाड:. हम एक ब्रेक लेते हैं, बाहर निकलते हैं, चूसी चूसते हैं, बातूनी करते हैं। हम फिर से बकवास करते हैं। कई चक्कर, मैं इस शानदार बिल्ली का आनंद ले रहा हूं, वह एक टन कराह रही है। "फुउउक," "ओह माय गॉड," आदि।

यहाँ कुछ ध्वनि काटने हैं:

"मैंने सोचा था कि यह समय बीतने के लिए कुछ जल्दी होगा लेकिन वाह"

"आप कौन हैं और आपको टिंडर पर किसने जाने दिया?"

राउंड के बीच मेरे फ्लेसीड के छोटे (उत्पादक) होने पर टिप्पणी करने के बाद; "आप जानते हैं कि आपका डिक बहुत बड़ा है, है ना?"

"तुम कमाल की लग रही हो" जब मैं खड़ा था और वह मेरे एब्स को देख रही थी

"आपको इस सप्ताह के अंत में सलाखों के बाहर आना चाहिए!" (वह मुझे दिखाना चाहती है)

मैं शब्दों को भूल जाता हूं, लेकिन शहर में रहते हुए मुझे फिर से देखने की इच्छा के बारे में कई अन्य टिप्पणियां कीं।

पहला दौर लगभग 35 मिनट का था, इससे पहले कि मैंने देखा कि उसे खून बह रहा था। कई लंबे दौर के बाद। v + सिर में 1.5-2 घंटे p. पूर्ण खेल बकवास और मैं लगभग आधे साल की छुट्टी के बाद अपने ए गेम पर था और बेहद नर्वस था। राउंड के बीच और उसके बाद हम बस गले मिले, थोड़ी बात की।

फिर सुबह के 4 बज रहे हैं और वो मेरी बाँहों में सो जाने वाली है। मैं उसे अपनी अनिद्रा से परेशान नहीं करना चाहता। मैं माथे पर उसे चूमने और कहते हैं कि मैं जाना जा रहा हूँ। तैयार हो जाओ, उसके ऊपर जाओ, थोड़ा सा बनाओ। "जल्द ही मिलते हैं मुझे आशा है" वह कहती हैं। : फीलशाह:

मैं जाने के लिए उठता हूं और वह मुझे बाहर निकालने के लिए खुद को एक कंबल में लपेट लेती है। मैं दरवाजा खोलता हूं, घूमता हूं, और कहता हूं "एक और"। हम फिर से बाहर निकलते हैं, मैं उसकी गांड पकड़ रहा हूँ, शानदार बकवास। फिर मैं उसे दूर धकेलता हूं क्योंकि मैं चाड हूं और कहता हूं कि मिलते हैं। मैं गया हूं।

यह बहुत बढ़िया फ़्यूउउउकिंग था। मेरे जीवन का सबसे बकवास और सबसे अच्छा बकवास। अच्छी केमिस्ट्री, वह दिलकश है, बढ़िया सेक्स। वह मुझे फिर से देखना चाहती है और आप जानते हैं कि यह आपसी है। वह स्पष्ट रूप से एक कुदाल है, लेकिन मैं उसे डेट नहीं करने वाला हूं। लेकिन मुझे यह जानकर दूर जाना पड़ता है कि मैंने इस कुदाल को उसके जीवन की सबसे अच्छी चुदाई दी होगी।

मैं शहर छोड़ने से पहले कुछ और बकवास कर सकता हूं, और अगर मैं इसे अच्छी शर्तों पर समाप्त करने का प्रबंधन कर सकता हूं तो मैं अपनी यात्रा पर वापस स्विंग कर सकता हूं और आने वाले वर्षों के लिए हिट कर सकता हूं।

मैं उत्साहित हूं। क्या शानदार दिन है

 

[OOGABOOGA]

We can tag team her or something idk. Also do you see my chick at the pool? Send me a pic you creepER

Àaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bro I wish I could do that I need to do something completely new with my gf to keep things interesting to satisfy the craving for novelty

 

[CupOfCoffee]

We can tag team her or something idk. Also do you see my chick at the pool? Send me a pic you creepER

If you wanna tag team her I'd be down I swear

Aaaaahhhhh tell her about my erection angle and my frame and maybe she'd be down to get DP'ed by us

 

[OOGABOOGA]

If you wanna tag team her I'd be down I swear

Aaaaahhhhh tell her about my erection angle and my frame and maybe she'd be down to get DP'ed by us

I meant your girl

 

[CupOfCoffee]

I meant your girl

My dick game is almost unbeatable tbh

 

[OOGABOOGA]

My dick game is almost unbeatable tbh

Love when she runs her hands through my luscious locks

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@tyronelite @trendouche56 im about to meet her at a bar. Literally my first time going to a bar and I’m 21. At least I don’t have to pull since we already know it’s going down after so that makes it less intimidating

 

[koalendo]

fuuurrrraaaak, why is my virgin ass reading this? I must be a masochist or some shit like that

 

[stewiegriffin]

ooga is falling in love and he doesn't even know it yet

 

[RichardSpencel]

You should have said you used to have socials but deleted them because you didn't have any friends or likes on photos.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

ooga is falling in love and he doesn't even know it yet

I know tbh it’s brutal also f u bro

 

[volcelfatcel]

Literally my first time going to a bar and I’m 21.

good luck bro, i have never gone to a party

 

[studiocel]

Glad you were able to overcome your post finasteride syndrome

 

[Deleted member 13994]

Why tho. I’m leaving town soon anyway and she knows that but I don’t have to be a dick about jt.

shes a degenerate with tatoos and nose ring. BLM In her bio too.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

ooga is falling in love and he doesn't even know it yet

I’ve been with her all day again yikes. This is kinda fucked up disc me

 

[AbuSAF]

user: has sex
the rest of the site: omg proof!??!?1?!?! plz send pics of her boobs