Best Slay Story Yet

[shredded4summer]

me: hi im chad

stacy: hi chad!

me: calm down g, calm down

stacy: oh.. uh sorry chad!

me: alr whatchu need from me and make it snappy yur?

stacy: yes boss! one double bacon ham and cheese!

me: eat in or to go? yur

stacy: i-i-inside me please daddy i mean chad

me: yo get that weird shiii out of here yur

stacy: please can i just suck it for a sec

me: make it choppy aint got all day

stacy: *sucks dick while i serve customers* "mmmm it tastes so good mmmmm"

 

[flatcheck213]

me: hi im chad

stacy: hi chad!

me: calm down g, calm down

stacy: oh.. uh sorry chad!

me: alr whatchu need from me and make it snappy yur?

stacy: yes boss! one double bacon ham and cheese!

me: eat in or to go? yur

stacy: i-i-inside me please daddy i mean chad

me: yo get that weird shiii out of here yur

stacy: please can i just suck it for a sec

me: make it choppy aint got all day

stacy: *sucks dick while i serve customers* "mmmm it tastes so good mmmmm"

stacy: "i dont like ham cuz it hurts"
me (goatis fan): *slaps her with my raw meat*

 

[ToryToad]

Anybody else getting shivers? O boi ts tuff

 

[shredded4summer]

stacy: "i dont like ham cuz it hurts"
me (goatis fan): *slaps her with my raw meat*

me (goatis fan): "it has over 15 micronootrients, dont you get it *goatis giggle* hehe"

stacy: so. fucking. hot

me (goatis fan): "anyways the age of concent should be right after the first period, man made rules *goatis giggle* hehe"

stacy: yes daddy

me (goatis fan): SLAVE SLAVEEEE

stacy: yessss make me your slave

me (goatis fan): is anybody else getting shivers?

 

[Sceptical]

tales from the deepest slums of malaysia

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

I always get bricked to your stories

 

[Franco.]

tales from agartha