Bumble in UK is such a fucking bullshit

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I got 34 likes after 8 or so hours in Istanbul with most of them being htbs and a few stacylites, at Berlin I got up to 22, and again with most of them being htbs and only one stacylite.

BUT UK?

NONE.

ZERO FUCKING LIKES EVEN AFTER A FULL DAY. EVEN USED 2 FUCKING SPOTLIGHTS THAT CAME WITH THE PREMIUM.

BRUTAL SUIFUEL. Ngl I feel bad for British men. Nearly every girl was either a landwhale, a horse-faced dwarf, or a monkey.

UK GIRLS ARE MAHER-ONLY.

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A tale as old as time

And what’s the moral of this tale?

It’s over buddyboyo!
 
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A htb will match with me but a subhuman wont on bumble
 
These women would rather live with their dogs. They don't even want to betabuxx because that offends their 'independence'.

The only person having sex in the UK is Maher. Literally no one else has sex here. If they closed borders completely, by the year 2100 almost 100% of the population would be a descendent of Maher.
 
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I got 34 likes after 8 or so hours in Istanbul with most of them being htbs and a few stacylites, at Berlin I got up to 22, and again with most of them being htbs and only one stacylite.

BUT UK?

NONE.

ZERO FUCKING LIKES EVEN AFTER A FULL DAY. EVEN USED 2 FUCKING SPOTLIGHTS THAT CAME WITH THE PREMIUM.

BRUTAL SUIFUEL. Ngl I feel bad for British men. Nearly every girl was either a landwhale, a horse-faced dwarf, or a monkey.

UK GIRLS ARE MAHER-ONLY.

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It's so bad here. Words don't even do justice. I'm beginning to realise my biggest mistake was being born on this island.
 
These women would rather live with their dogs. They don't even want to betabuxx because that offends their 'independence'.

The only person having sex in the UK is Maher. Literally no one else has sex here. If they closed borders completely, by the year 2100 almost 100% of the population would be a descendent of Maher.
Not even Maher has a 100% pull rate.

I can't even comprehend the mental gymnastics British women go through to get to such a high level of entitlement.
 
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