Can somebody slap a realistic looking beard on my face ?

[Birdcell]

I'll pay as well if you want. 5$ only tho

Spoiler: This is a good pic

 

[Pierrot]

I'll pay as well if you want. 5$ only tho

Spoiler: This is a good pic

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Lookin good

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Leanmax to 5% bodyfat brah, you will mog!

 

[Rawprimalooks]

 

[Birdcell]

Lookin good

Yes the room is indeed a cozy one.

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

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Holy shit it descends him insanely hard.

 

[Birdcell]

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Oh no , that's not looking good. I'm cucked not having any real beard at 22 even. Don't know the cause but has probably something to do with DHT , since I have barely an hair even on my ass.

 

[Entschuldigung]

Femboy

 

[Birdcell]

Holy shit it descends him insanely hard.

Yes indeed, looks like some farmer from ancient times. I think, If I get any beard growth , I'll have to go with something 'modern'

 

[Birdcell]

Femboy

Affirmative.

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Oh no , that's not looking good. I'm cucked not having any real beard at 22 even. Don't know the cause but has probably something to do with DHT , since I have barely an hair even on my ass.

Beard would make you look worse. A heavy stubble would look good, but you look good clean shaven too.

Only a beard like that would make you look like homeless child molester.

 

[Birdcell]

Beard would make you look worse. A heavy stubble would look good, but you look good clean shaven too.

Only a beard like that would make you look like homeless child molester.

Is there any consensus to , as do women find men with beard "sexier" ? Sorry for using this cringe term.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yes, here you go

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Is there any consensus to , as do women find men with beard "sexier" ? Sorry for using this cringe term.

They don’t necessarily find men with beard sexier, they only care about how good he looks. Moet people have weak lower thirds, so a beard or heavy stubble will create the illusion of a better lower third.

A good lower third is seen as an sexually dimorphic trait. A strong clean shaven jawline also looks sexy in the eyes of women.

 

[L13]

I'll pay as well if you want. 5$ only tho

Spoiler: This is a good pic

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Without acne you would look really good

 

[Birdcell]

Yes, here you go
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Thanks, the guy with an animated woman with vast soft tissue disposal around and on gluteus maximus on the profile picture.

 

[Birdcell]

They don’t necessarily find men with beard sexier, they only care about how good he looks. Moet people have weak lower thirds, so a beard or heavy stubble will create the illusion of a better lower third.

A good lower third is seen as an sexually dimorphic trait. A strong clean shaven jawline also looks sexy in the eyes of women.

Ok , understood. Thank you boss .

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

OP low key wants dicks photoshopped on his face

 

[wsada]

 

[Birdcell]

OP low key wants dicks photoshopped on his face

They already did lol.

Spoiler: Masterpiece of a dwelling incel.

 

[WeiWei]

What a weird looking cunt. Lemme guess you;re British?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

They already did lol.

Spoiler: Masterpiece of a dwelling incel.

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back for seconds?

 

[Birdcell]

What a weird looking cunt. Lemme guess you;re British?

No, I'm not even white (it's probably this specific picture making me appear somewhat white). I'm from the Caucasus region, specifically the northern Caucasus.

 

[WeiWei]

No, I'm not even white (it's probably this specific picture making me appear somewhat white). I'm from the Caucasus region, specifically the northern Caucasus.

Russian?

 

[Birdcell]

Russian?

Well not ethnically but on paper yes.

 

[Birdcell]

back for seconds?

Yes , this is my fetish : seing unknown men to me, Photoshop my face with male genitalia.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

No, I'm not even white (it's probably this specific picture making me appear somewhat white). I'm from the Caucasus region, specifically the northern Caucasus.

Fuck, that's such a subhuman place to be from
It's one of those places you just kind of forget exists
Like central Asia - Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan etc

 

[anthony111553]

Holy shit it descends him insanely hard.

cause its not a proper beard

 

[Birdcell]

Fuck, that's such a subhuman place to be from
It's one of those places you just kind of forget exists
Like central Asia - Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan etc

Yeah , I get what you mean. Imagine somebody says "hello guys , I'm from Djibouti" . However I must note , that we chechens are very proud even of our heritage and culture but I guess almost every nation is.

 

[atlantean]

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looks like the french farmer in inglorious bastards who was hiding kikes in his basement