Can't imagine being a father ngl

[Deleted member 14693]

Holding a baby and being like "Hewwo, my wittle sunshine! Daddy wuvs you so, so much! Wook at dose tiny tootsies and cutey wiggly fingies. You're my pwecious wittle munchkin, yes you are! Daddy's got you in his big, cozy arms, all snuggly-wuggly. Oh, who's got the sweetest wittle giggle? Is it you? Yes, it is! You're a wittle giggle superstar!"

Can't imagine myself doing cringe shit like that

 

[NordicLeonhard]

You dont need to do allat

 

[Deleted member 51465]

Be like lebrons dad

 

[Deleted member 14693]

You dont need to do allat

I can't be arsed to talk to a child at all tbh.

Kinda hate kids

 

[Michael Myers]

That's what the mother does. The dad goes "Oh fuck it's a daughter, she's gonna be a whore and ride the cock carousel, this is the ultimate form of cuckoldry." Or he goes "Jolly! It's an incel, he will post alongside me on looksmax.org!"

 

[yvngbreadstick]

All I want tbh

 

[DR. NICKGA]

That's what the mother does. The dad goes "Oh fuck it's a daughter, she's gonna be a whore and ride the cock carousel, this is the ultimate form of cuckoldry." Or he goes "Jolly! It's an incel, he will post alongside me on looksmax.org!"

No thats what you say, NOT a dad

 

[flippasav]

I prefer fucking thousands of women and never having kids
(In my dreams)

 

[exo]

that's not what dads behave like irl but maybe germany is different since you're all soychamps

 

[Ricky212]

All I want tbh

You'll never it.

 

[Michael Myers]

No thats what you say, NOT a dad

 

[yvngbreadstick]

You'll never it.

Stop projecting

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

you are mentally ill