Cardi B has officially crossed the uncanny valley

[mikeock]

As @cocainecowboy once said, never try to create halos with surgery, just fix failos. Trying to create halos is what will cross you over into uncanny valley.

 

[didntreadlol]

her midface looks longer now

 

[Andros]

 

[BigBoy]

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Damn she looks like a hispanic maid.

 

[LookistWorld]

She looks like she belongs in a discount wax museum.

 

[maxmendietta]

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Gigastacy

 

[BigBoy]

Her new nose looks like shit, it looks like my nose

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Wouldn't want her to sit on my face, thats for sure

 

[mikeock]

Her new nose looks like shit, it looks like my nose

She was going for Greek nose halo when her previous nose was fine

 

[Griffith]

Looked better before tbh

 

[Deleted member 4645]

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Holy fucking shit, is that her? LITERAL MUTANT

 

[mikeock]

Looked better before tbh

Yeah. Looks like she's done something to get positive canthal tilt halo, a nose job to get Greek nose halo, a lip surgery to get cupid's bow halo, and she went up in boob size to get body halo. Ended up looking stupid. Only God can give good looking halos and that's why Chad/Stacy level is only God-given.

 

[AutisticBeaner]

honestly the funniest thing about her is her relationship with offset. imagine being with a guy who's cheated on you with hundreds of other women and is still rapping about fucking thots on each of his songs

 

[SixFootManlet]

Why do women always do this shit?

Damn she looks like a hispanic maid.

Wish I had a maid who looked like that...

 

[mikeock]

honestly the funniest thing about her is her relationship with offset. imagine being with a guy who's cheated on you with hundreds of other women and is still rapping about fucking thots on each of his songs

When you mog a woman to oblivion and thugmaxx, she'll let you get away with a lot.

 

[AutisticBeaner]

When you mog a woman to oblivion and thugmaxx, she'll let you get away with a lot.

does he mog her into oblivion though? they both have a shitton of money and status to the point where a difference between their money and status wouldn't even matter and i'd say their about looksmatched.

 

[AutisticBeaner]

She was a stripper that gave men blowjobs in the back in fucking Harlem, there is a vid where she puts baby powder in her asshole and farts,

Does that sound like someone u wanna wife? Fucking disgusting. Offset is the biggest cuckbof the century wifing a literal spitbucket

fair enough tbh

 

[mikeock]

does he mog her into oblivion though? they both have a shitton of money and status to the point where a difference between their money and status wouldn't even matter and i'd say their about looksmatched.

Cardi B is low tier normie while Offset is high tier normie. Then factor in that Cardi B has done so much surgery, she was probably subhuman before the surgeries and knows it in the bottom of her heart.

 

[Deleted member 4563]

I'm miring titties even though she all plastic.That's how desperate incel nofappers are

 

[Nrrr15]

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She looks like my manlet 5'4 friend jfl I'm gonna show him and cage all day

 

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[diggbicc]

honestly the funniest thing about her is her relationship with offset. imagine being with a guy who's cheated on you with hundreds of other women and is still rapping about fucking thots on each of his songs

hes like a 110 pound manlet on top of that JFL, lifefuel for twink manletcels

 

[Nosecel]

Why do fucking celeb foids get surgery they don't even need and we are rotting here