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@Thompsonz @zv1212 @8PSLcel
 
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i could destroy thomsponz and he knows it

he wouldve posted physique by now if had any confidence in himself
 
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i could destroy thomsponz and he knows it

he wouldve posted physique by now if had any confidence in himself
nah my sambo bro would murder you ez
 
 
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@Thompsonz @zv1212 @8PSLcel
In ten years, Im gonna be mortal kombat tier
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OP, who would win? A professional wrestler or a sumo wrestler?
 
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OP, who would win? A professional wrestler or a sumo wrestler?
depends on weight diff, but money on an olympic wrestler
 
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Someone's going to learn BJJ and try to grapple irl only for thhe other guy to pull out a gun and blow his brains out. Martial arts is mainly for recreation or competition, don't try to get into a street fight
 
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Someone's going to learn BJJ and try to grapple irl only for thhe other guy to pull out a gun and blow his brains out. Martial arts is mainly for recreation or competition, don't try to get into a street fight
I live in UK, we don't have guns. If someone did pull a knife on me, I'd fucking run though
 
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I live in UK, we don't have guns. If someone did pull a knife on me, I'd fucking run though
Someone's going to learn BJJ and try to grapple irl only for thhe other guy to pull out a gun and blow his brains out. Martial arts is mainly for recreation or competition, don't try to get into a street fight
The guy I'm fighting: pulls out a gun

me:
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thompsonz is a grappler bro, fuck strikers!
Tbh grapplers are better overall due to the skill it takes but stoking feels and looks much better that’s why I’m a striker.

I’m an absolutely shit grappler btw I jsut use my strength to throw people or prevent cunts from getting me to the ground then I hurt them a lot if they try it ever take me to the floor it sends me in a rage
 
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Just use it to inform how big the wrestler and sumo would be.
I think unless the wrestler is very well conditoned and knows his shit, sumo guy. He'd smother the wrestler jfl
Tbh grapplers are better overall due to the skill it takes but stoking feels and looks much better that’s why I’m a striker.

I’m an absolutely shit grappler btw I jsut use my strength to throw people or prevent cunts from getting me to the ground then I hurt them a lot if they try it ever take me to the floor it sends me in a rage
I think grappling looks cooler than striking, throws feel way more satisfying. I heard grappling is a lot harder to learn than strikign, when I did striking it felt like I was just memorising some moves, rather than learning the mechanics of shit/theory.
 
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Tbh grapplers are better overall due to the skill it takes but stoking feels and looks much better that’s why I’m a striker.

I’m an absolutely shit grappler btw I jsut use my strength to throw people or prevent cunts from getting me to the ground then I hurt them a lot if they try it ever take me to the floor it sends me in a rage
Yeah, I get angry when I go on the floor. I just want to tear their throat out.
 
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I think unless the wrestler is very well conditoned and knows his shit, sumo guy. He'd smother the wrestler jfl

I think grappling looks cooler than striking, throws feel way more satisfying. I heard grappling is a lot harder to learn than strikign, when I did striking it felt like I was just memorising some moves, rather than learning the mechanics of shit/theory.
Yeah, obviously. Being that big mogs hard in fighting
 
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Yeah, I get angry when I go on the floor. I just want to tear their throat out.
I bite. Guys like @FailedNormieManlet are not used to aggressive demonic warriors like me, I’ll bite go for pressure points, ankles shins and esp throats idgaf but if anybody tried get me on the ground even once and fails im out for blood I’ll full force punch your windpipe and end the fight that way
 
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Tbh grapplers are better overall due to the skill it takes but stoking feels and looks much better that’s why I’m a striker.

I’m an absolutely shit grappler btw I jsut use my strength to throw people or prevent cunts from getting me to the ground then I hurt them a lot if they try it ever take me to the floor it sends me in a rage
Yeah, I get angry when I go on the floor. I just want to tear their throat out.
you guys are crazy if you rage when going to the floor tbh. Idm fighting from the floor. I rage when people refuse to engage in standup grappling
 
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I bite. Guys like @FailedNormieManlet are not used to aggressive demonic warriors like me, I’ll bite go for pressure points, ankles shins and esp throats idgaf but if anybody tried get me on the ground even once and fails im out for blood I’ll full force punch your windpipe and end the fight that way
I would throw guys like you so hard and intentionally try to make you land on your head to knock you out jfl
 
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I bite. Guys like @FailedNormieManlet are not used to aggressive demonic warriors like me, I’ll bite go for pressure points, ankles shins and esp throats idgaf but if anybody tried get me on the ground even once and fails im out for blood I’ll full force punch your windpipe
Yeah, my powerlevel shoots up when Im angry. I also bite. He can punch me in the face and it wont do shit, I'm tearing his flesh out with my teeth.
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you guys are crazy if you rage when going to the floor tbh. Idm fighting from the floor. I rage when people refuse to engage in standup grappling
Yeah no I don’t do that shit I’ll keep kicking and punching your curry ass away no way am I getting floored by some 5’5 nigga :feelsbadman::feelswah:. In school faggots tried getting me in the ground and I beat their shit up badly for even attemptin, yeah they all failed but still they TRIED and that’s a GRAVE SIN
 
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Yeah no I don’t do that shit I’ll keep kicking and punching your curry ass away no way am I getting floored by some 5’5 nigga :feelsbadman::feelswah:. In school faggots tried getting me in the ground and I beat their shit up badly for even attemptin, yeah they all failed but still they TRIED and that’s a GRAVE SIN
you're being thrown by some untrained niggas. I'd probs go for hip toss, firemans carry, shoulder throw or some trip tbh. I can throw most people just fine, strong af niggas though. JFL, I just tire them out 99% of the time
 
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you guys are crazy if you rage when going to the floor tbh. Idm fighting from the floor. I rage when people refuse to engage in standup grappling
In fights, I'm cool and confident while standing but rabid dog on the floor
 
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Yeah no I don’t do that shit I’ll keep kicking and punching your curry ass away no way am I getting floored by some 5’5 nigga :feelsbadman::feelswah:. In school faggots tried getting me in the ground and I beat their shit up badly for even attemptin, yeah they all failed but still they TRIED and that’s a GRAVE SIN
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In fights, I'm cool and confident while standing but rabid dog on the floor
I've fought people like that, new guys who come normally. The thing is, they're the easiest. Usually I just keep them pinned and try to remain on top/in control of them. Everyone tires out eventually.
 
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you're being thrown by some untrained niggas. I'd probs go for hip toss, firemans carry, shoulder throw or some trip tbh. I can throw most people just fine, strong af niggas though. JFL, I just tire them out 99% of the time
Oh yeah you for sure could do it. But these guys were novice/untrained. Remember back then I was close to being pro fighter myself so I knew what I was doing when striking and my judo exp gave me good muscle memory on cunts trying to run grapple game on me. Guys like you have to be dealt with using the One punch man strategy, pure power shots to vulnerable regions will make them think twice about that shit
 
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Someone's going to learn BJJ and try to grapple irl only for thhe other guy to pull out a gun and blow his brains out. Martial arts is mainly for recreation or competition, don't try to get into a street fight
not everyone lives in america or south america/mexico
 
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I've fought people like that, new guys who come normally. The thing is, they're the easiest. Usually I just keep them pinned and try to remain on top/in control of them. Everyone tires out eventually.
Imma be walking into the hood with a cane (it has a sword in it).
 
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Oh yeah you for sure could do it. But these guys were novice/untrained. Remember back then I was close to being pro fighter myself so I knew what I was doing when striking and my judo exp gave me good muscle memory on cunts trying to run grapple game on me. Guys like you have to be dealt with using the One punch man strategy, pure power shots to vulnerable regions will make them think twice about that shit
Thats what I wanna do, DBZ type fighting. Just brutally beat them.
 
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Oh yeah you for sure could do it. But these guys were novice/untrained. Remember back then I was close to being pro fighter myself so I knew what I was doing when striking and my judo exp gave me good muscle memory on cunts trying to run grapple game on me. Guys like you have to be dealt with using the One punch man strategy, pure power shots to vulnerable regions will make them think twice about that shit
pretty much big power shots and keeping dist would fuck me tbh, and refusal to grapple/playing defensive entirely. I do think that guys my size though, if they're untrained 0% chance they will ever beat me.
Imma be walking into the hood with a cane (it has a sword in it).
niggas finna kill people while being dapper af
 
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pretty much big power shots and keeping dist would fuck me tbh, and refusal to grapple/playing defensive entirely. I do think that guys my size though, if they're untrained 0% chance they will ever beat me.

niggas finna kill people while being dapper af
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I used to do BJJ when I quit rugby and thought it was a bunch of crap when I first joined and I got to spar with the instructor. I'm 191cm and he was probably around 170 and I went all in at him and he whipped my ass in like 30 seconds
 
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Also a lot of these fights are organized it's like only 2 people and a crowd of spectators just watching not interfering, irl you get into a fight with a dude especially if he has his friends around you are fucked they'll gang up on you and beat you to a pulp unless you're like Jon Jones or sth there's no surviving such situations and there are no rules, hair pulling, eye gouging, nut shouts, broken bottles, biting everything is possible
 
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I used to do BJJ when I quit rugby and thought it was a bunch of crap when I first joined and I got to spar with the instructor. I'm 191cm and he was probably around 170 and I went all in at him and he whipped my ass in like 30 seconds
how long did you do it? And yeah a lot of guys fall in love with it after getting beaten by some manlet lol.
 
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pretty much big power shots and keeping dist would fuck me tbh, and refusal to grapple/playing defensive entirely. I do think that guys my size though, if they're untrained 0% chance they will ever beat me.

niggas finna kill people while being dapper af
Yeah I mean I’m aggressive and like to get close but if I know a guy enjoys grappling I’ll make sure to throw huge single fast shots to make the guy think twice before going in for a grapple. I’m quite good at shutting down grapples anyways but once I’m in one by a trained guy I’m fucked it is what it is, only my sensei has fucked me up like this
 
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Also a lot of these fights are organized it's like only 2 people and a crowd of spectators just watching not interfering, irl you get into a fight with a dude especially if he has his friends around you are fucked they'll gang up on you and beat you to a pulp unless you're like Jon Jones or sth there's no surviving such situations and there are no rules, hair pulling, eye gouging, nut shouts, broken bottles, biting everything is possible
For real. If you live in these shitholes, get a gun.
 
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Yeah I mean I’m aggressive and like to get close but if I know a guy enjoys grappling I’ll make sure to throw huge single fast shots to make the guy think twice before going in for a grapple. I’m quite good at shutting down grapples anyways but once I’m in one by a trained guy I’m fucked it is what it is
I have fought some guys who refused to engage in standup grappling, usually they do end up grappling, but I do feel like I put a lot of pressure on them. I think cuz of your reach and weight you'd win or it would be close. If we were same size though, I think I'd win
 
I just started boxing/MMA striking 2 week's ago and to be honest BJJ is good but i just VS'ed a beginner in BJJ in a MMA fight and i literally just straight right hand him with a telegraphing trap and he got stunted and then i went in for 4-6 hit's (mostly hook's and straight's) to keep him away from me because he looked like he was gonna run at me and take me down since i am only focused on striking right now.

I have to be honest if i didn't connect my right straight hand i'd definetely be on the floor tapping out.
 
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Thats what I wanna do, DBZ type fighting. Just brutally beat them.
@FailedNormieManlet would love Baki the GRAPPLER it features both grappling and DBZ style shots
I have fought some guys who refused to engage in standup grappling, usually they do end up grappling, but I do feel like I put a lot of pressure on them. I think cuz of your reach and weight you'd win or it would be close. If we were same size though, I think I'd win
Thing is it’s in human nature to grapple its how our species fight yes look it up most fights usually end in grapples assuming the guy isn’t KO’D by a punch/kick.
 
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not everyone lives in america or south america/mexico
They could pull out a knife, brass knuckles, broken bottles, gang up on you with 10 of their friends, JFL there's so many things that can go wrong
 
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