Cute russian foid who larped as a male uber driver picked me up

[User28823]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

 

[KellSS]

didn't ever get her number ?

 

[User28823]

didn't ever get her number ?

bruh it was prolly her boyfriends account she was using or some shit

im too high inhib to say i like her music taste u think im getting her number ?

 

[theblueprints]

What do you do for work

 

[User28823]

What do you do for work

software engineer + got lucky with memecoins + stream farming

 

[User28823]

my first b58...

taking it to get a pre purchase inspection on monday before i commit tho since it came from the north so wanna make sure its not cancer ridden with rust... rotors and calipers need to be replaced but i was gonna upgrade em anyway

holy fuckkkkk i want the PPI to turn out good so i can turn this into a monster

 

[Dancin]

i tipped her good just for that

cuck mentality

 

[User28823]

cuck mentality

it was only a $50 tip

 

[Dancin]

it was only a $50 tip

thats like 3 hours of minimum wage working

 

[cellularsasquatch]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

happy ending ?

 

[User28823]

happy ending ?

maybe in another life

 

[User28823]

thats like 3 hours of minimum wage working

for u perhaps

 

[mangotimer]

You should of faped in the car

 

[Dancin]

for u perhaps

its minimum wage its the lowest for everyone dumbass, i didnt say my wage i said "minimum wage"

 

[User28823]

You should of faped in the car

she was recording for 'safety'

u know those uber drivers with interior dash cams..

 

[User28823]

its minimum wage its the lowest for everyone dumbass, i didnt say my wage i said "minimum wage"
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thats tuff i think i'd rather kill myself than make that

 

[jeremyy]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

…in an alternate dimension.

 

[All-American]

have sex with her

 

[User28823]

prolly gonna get it wrapped nardo PPF as well... might do F82 m4 style body conversion because thats what i wanted the F82 to always be.. come in 6 speed AWD manual with a b58

 

[User28823]

holy fuckkkk so much i gotta do

coilovers
new wheels
m4 or m-sport body kit
ppf wrap
exhaust
intake
upgraded hpfp
tune
rotors+pads+calipers
tint
t51r turbo mod
..

why are my hobbies so expensive 🫩

 

[tansel]

holy fuckkkk so much i gotta do

coilovers
new wheels
m4 or m-sport body kit
ppf wrap
exhaust
intake
upgraded hpfp
tune
rotors+pads+calipers
tint
t51r turbo mod
..

why are my hobbies so expensive 🫩

how much is this going to cost lol

 

[User28823]

how much is this going to cost lol

10k-20k in mods alone, car was only 30k

 

[tansel]

10k-20k in mods alone, car was only 30k

wow 50k

are u not interested in surgery at all or do u not need it

 

[User28823]

wow 50k

are u not interested in surgery at all or do u not need it

dont need much done, never rly had insecurities about my face or problems getting attention from foids

 

[User28823]

…in an alternate dimension.

dnr

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

dnr

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[tansel]

dont need much done, never rly had insecurities about my face or problems getting attention from foids

wow

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
@GeneticDeadEnd

Holy shit that’s the car I am hoping to get next year. Mirin hard. I am thinking between an e400 or 440i. Tuff bro

 

[User28823]

Holy shit that’s the car I am hoping to get next year. Mirin hard. I am thinking between an e400 or 440i. Tuff bro

i've been waiting for months cuz they get snatched so quickly and finally got one in manual

the b58 is way more tuneable + better aftermarket support than the benz i imagine

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

i've been waiting for months cuz they get snatched so quickly and finally got one in manual

the b58 is way more tuneable + better aftermarket support than the benz i imagine

True iam also looking at Audi s5, 435i (n55) or a 335is (n54). Really don’t know what I’ll come across, I have a 25k budget for a college car, it’s really up to what I come across before next summer

 

[Navity]

I wouldn't trust a cute russian foid to drive me in a car.

took an uber to pick up a new car - 440i xDrive (AWD) 6 speed manual, my first b58 (holy fuck they sound lovely)

gonna turn this into a rocket ship daily driver since all my other cars cant handle the rain (mickey thompsons + RWD + 700hp will kill me) so i need a safer daily driver

prolly gonna push a smooth 600whp reliably, t51r mod + upgraded turbo, exhaust, high pressure fuel pump, you know the drill

anyway.. uber app listed a male but it was this cute russian blonde who was blasting straight russian bangers

i wanted to say her music taste is good before i left but i was too high inhib

literally wtf is going on bruh

i tipped her good just for that

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @Waffe @mlglocalfatkid
[USE

 

[User28823]

True iam also looking at Audi s5, 435i (n55) or a 335is (n54). Really don’t know what I’ll come across, I have a 25k budget for a college car, it’s really up to what I come across before next summer

n54 + single turbo =

 

[User28823]

I wouldn't trust a cute russian foid to drive me in a car.

bro i got setup

the app said it was a fucking dude

 

[Navity]

bro i got setup

the app said it was a fucking dude

It might be that one girl who complimented your physics.

also check PM's, G

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

n54 + single turbo =

Why did you get xdrive, it snows where you live? My e60 also has xdrive and it kinda gets boring. Here in the states we also have the option for s drive x5 40i. Imagine how much fun that big boat can be when it’s wet

 

[User28823]

It might be that one girl who complimented your physics.

she prolly already forgot about me

 

[User28823]

Why did you get xdrive, it snows where you live? My e60 also has xdrive and it kinda gets boring. Here in the states we also have the option for s drive x5 40i. Imagine how much fun that big boat can be when it’s wet

because i dont care for drifting and already have other high hp rwd cars that will kill me in the rain

when u get past a certain threshold of hp its no longer fun on the street, ur just spinning and burning rubber, awd is pure molestation mode, planted

i fucking wish the rs3 or TT-RS came in manual i'd have gotten that but only the mk2 fag version looking one came with it .. i guess i could do a swap one day cuz the daza engine is so fucking beautiful, my buddy has one and holy fuck i've genuinely never heard anything like it, it's basically half of a v10 from lamborghini

like in person HOLY FUCK it sounds insane i might have to get one and manual swap RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCKKKK

 

[Genetics]

what songs did she play

 

[User28823]

what songs did she play

i genuinely have no idea it was some random techno russian shit

i swear she was a mossad agent sent to gather info on me or smth