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Since the release of the expensive VR Bug Eyes, buyers have flooded forums, social media, and video-sharing apps with numerous complaints. Many customers feel the corporation has violated their trust and confidence in a good product. Instead, they're demanding Apple explain themselves.
From the intel I gathered on the aftermath of the product released on February 2, 2024, I'm listing the reactions from the most whiny.
1) Can't view virtual reality pornography
Brutal. Unlike the hundreds of VR goggles on the market that allows a realistic visualization of a sexual experience for Incels, Apple's Steve Jobs made it clear in 2010: "Get Google Android if you want porn." However, many buyers, especially new Apple customers, had no idea that was the corporation's selfish behavior. Perhaps, they should put that statement on the product packaging. So there's no misunderstanding (misleading) about how they do business.
Buyers ditched out $4,000 each, so Apple could rob them of the most sought-after experience in the world of virtual reality. Pathetic. You can do better, Apple! If there's a next time. You violated their trust. Again!
2) Too heavy
Many users are complaining about neck problems and, possibly, whiplash because the Bug Eyes are too heavy for their faces. Some users feel their necks might break if they continue using the anti-porn goggles. One buyer said, who'd rather not be named, "All of that money those lesbians had to make a superior product, yet they decided buyers wanted the realistic experience of carrying a cinder block on their face?"
3) Blurry
4 thousand dollars and the Bug Eyes are blurry? Are you shitting me, Apple?? Is this some sort of Jackass joke? Do you see your customers as clowns you can laugh at? Ugh. You went too far this time.
However, the blurry effect occurs when the user views their iPhone or reads a book, which is an expected activity. They tested those goggles hundreds of times. They had to, right? Right??
4) Can't see through people's clothes
Come on! Do I really need to explain this regret?
5) Doesn't miniaturize and teleport me into my oneitis's toilet for a front-row seat to the greatest experience on Earth
Shaking my head. The fuck were you all thinking, Apple? Perhaps, only about yourselves, eh?
6) My dick looks smaller
Wow! Four thousand dollars couldn't make dicks any bigger? Was that too much to ask for from you lesbians?
7) Why do I still see black people? I thought the Bug Eyes came with a skin-filtering option
Ugh. To be honest, I think that's a little racist. Not gonna lie. I had no idea some buyers wanted to change how people looked. Sad world we share.
8) I'm blind; it messed my eyes up that badly
Perhaps, they should include a warning message not to keep the Bug Eyes on for extended periods.
9) Battery charger cable nearly strangled me when having sex with the girlfriend. I wanted the virtual experience of fucking the moon
I'm not sure what to say about that one. Likewise, I could understand having sex on the moon. That would be creepy and cool. But fucking the moon itself? Why?
10) A scary black feller on the subway snatched my Bug Eyes off my face and said, "What up, bitch! Now give me your password or lose your teeth!" Not the experience I expected, Apple. You can do better!
Conclusion. Apple had the resources and time to make a superb product above all VR goggles. Instead, they made a $4,000 electronic lump of cinder block for your face. I don't know about you, but I would think they used me as a beta tester. Yet, instead of paying me, I paid them four grand!
From my analogy of that product, it seemed they were more interested in the byproduct of the 12 cameras recording everything. (Read my PMS threads)
What has happened to our world that allows these businesses to cheat, rob, and deceive people, and yet, no justice is ever done?
