Deep Dive Investigation on Niko: "20,000 Tinder Matches" Debunked. [You've been Lied to]

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Picture this...

Imagine having 20k Tinder Matches.

Imagine living amongst millions of Scandinavian stacies.

Imagine having unlimited Prettyboy appeal.

Imagine having the same kind of power Genghis Khan had.

What would you do? Would you go out to clubs, bars and use your prettyboy charm? Would you dive into the deep ocean of Tinder matches you have and have more sex in 1 month than the average guy would ever get in 10 lifetimes?


Or would you simp endlessly for a 51 year old Grandma on Discord and make her the moderator of your Looksmax server!?

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Imagine having 20k Tinder matches chilling on your phone, and all you do is make random sub6 Beckies moderators on your server, begging for their nudes in the DMs while they keep you on a Leash 😭 😭

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There's no way this brother actually has 20k Tinder matches while he wastes time:


1) Running Discord servers for homosexual Indian teens
2) Simps for someones Grandma, trying to get a whiff of some expired, dusty cooch
3) Has multiple Oneitises for Sub6 LTBs on his server

Also was caught SHAMELESSLY simping for a Catfish on Looksmax.org:



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But that's not all folks. Lets actually investigate the whole "20,000 Tinder matches" Myth:

Once again, thanks to my boy @banks for doing research into this for me.
Niko was run on Tinder in the home of White Stacies: Minnesota

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Oh Lordy Me... This is absolutely and utterly diabolical. Where the fuck are the 20,000 thousand stacies I was promised? 24 hours, 43 likes, 16 matches and 2 DMs.

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2 DMs: 1 from a Walrus, one from an Elephant.

Well, you gotta hand it to him, at least there's some diversity there; One sea creature and one Land mammal. Worthy of applause, ladies and gentlemen.

Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards


But wait... It gets even worse.

Because the Hiroshima Nagasaki bombshell was already exposed by @apemaxxed


Through clever investigative work, he was able to find Prettyboy Slayer Niko's reddit account... what he found will shock you to your core. You may never recover from this.


His reddit username: helpimdeadinside1


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Is that even hard or what @ascension
 
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Picture this...

Imagine having 20k Tinder Matches.

Imagine living amongst millions of Scandinavian stacies.

Imagine having unlimited Prettyboy appeal.

Imagine having the same kind of power Genghis Khan had.

What would you do? Would you go out to clubs, bars and use your prettyboy charm? Would you dive into the deep ocean of Tinder matches you have and have more sex in 1 month than the average guy would ever get in 10 lifetimes?


Or would you simp endlessly for a 51 year old Grandma on Discord and make her the moderator of your Looksmax server!?

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Imagine having 20k Tinder matches chilling on your phone, and all you do is make random sub6 Beckies moderators on your server, begging for their nudes in the DMs while they keep you on a Leash 😭 😭

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There's no way this brother actually has 20k Tinder matches while he wastes time:


1) Running Discord servers for homosexual Indian teens
2) Simps for someones Grandma, trying to get a whiff of some expired, dusty cooch
3) Has multiple Oneitises for Sub6 LTBs on his server

Also was caught SHAMELESSLY simping for a Catfish on Looksmax.org:



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But that's not all folks. Lets actually investigate the whole "20,000 Tinder matches" Myth:

Once again, thanks to my boy @banks for doing research into this for me.
Niko was run on Tinder in the home of White Stacies: Minnesota

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Oh Lordy Me... This is absolutely and utterly diabolical. Where the fuck are the 20,000 thousand stacies I was promised? 24 hours, 43 likes, 16 matches and 2 DMs.

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2 DMs: 1 from a Walrus, one from an Elephant.

Well, you gotta hand it to him, at least there's some diversity there; One sea creature and one Land mammal. Worthy of applause, ladies and gentlemen.

Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards


But wait... It gets even worse.

Because the Hiroshima Nagasaki bombshell was already exposed by @apemaxxed


Through clever investigative work, he was able to find Prettyboy Slayer Niko's reddit account... what he found will shock you to your core. You may never recover from this.


His reddit username: helpimdeadinside1


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I live in Minnesota and can confirm there’s no stacies
 
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