Deep Dive Investigation on Niko: "20,000 Tinder Matches" Debunked. [You've been Lied to]

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Picture this...

Imagine having 20k Tinder Matches.

Imagine living amongst millions of Scandinavian stacies.

Imagine having unlimited Prettyboy appeal.

Imagine having the same kind of power Genghis Khan had.

What would you do? Would you go out to clubs, bars and use your prettyboy charm? Would you dive into the deep ocean of Tinder matches you have and have more sex in 1 month than the average guy would ever get in 10 lifetimes?


Or would you simp endlessly for a 51 year old Grandma on Discord and make her the moderator of your Looksmax server!?

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Mike tyson laghing

Ronald


Imagine having 20k Tinder matches chilling on your phone, and all you do is make random sub6 Beckies moderators on your server, begging for their nudes in the DMs while they keep you on a Leash 😭 😭

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My project 1 6


There's no way this brother actually has 20k Tinder matches while he wastes time:


1) Running Discord servers for homosexual Indian teens
2) Simps for someones Grandma, trying to get a whiff of some expired, dusty cooch
3) Has multiple Oneitises for Sub6 LTBs on his server

Also was caught SHAMELESSLY simping for a Catfish on Looksmax.org:



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Fucclife


But that's not all folks. Lets actually investigate the whole "20,000 Tinder matches" Myth:

Once again, thanks to my boy @banks for doing research into this for me.
Niko was run on Tinder in the home of White Stacies: Minnesota

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Oh Lordy Me... This is absolutely and utterly diabolical. Where the fuck are the 20,000 thousand stacies I was promised? 24 hours, 43 likes, 16 matches and 2 DMs.

Heart attack


2 DMs: 1 from a Walrus, one from an Elephant.

Well, you gotta hand it to him, at least there's some diversity there; One sea creature and one Land mammal. Worthy of applause, ladies and gentlemen.

Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards


But wait... It gets even worse.


Because the Hiroshima Nagasaki bombshell was already exposed by @apemaxxed


Through clever investigative work, he was able to find Prettyboy Slayer Niko's reddit account... what he found will shock you to your core. You may never recover from this.

His reddit username: helpimdeadinside1

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Jesus Christ you murdered him
 
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I broke this thread’s hymen, all of you are sloppy seconds
 
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DONT INSULT MY GIRLFRIEND
 
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dude looks like a dyke
 
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wtf is that pic mothafucka lmaoooo
 
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c'est fini @Niklaus Mikaelson
 
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i knew he was a fraud when erik john doxed him
 
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Well, you gotta hand it to him, at least there's some diversity there; One sea creature and one Land mammal. Worthy of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
 
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wtf is that pic mothafucka lmaoooo

Shit is real bad bruh. Now I know why he's just chillin on Discord with "20k matches" waiting on his phone. Mofo couldn't have sex even if he wanted to
 
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Shit is real bad bruh. Now I know why he's just chillin on Discord with "20k matches" waiting on his phone. Mofo couldn't have sex even if he wanted to
thats sad bruh

as soon as he pull it out hes getting laughed at
 
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thats sad bruh

as soon as he pull it out hes getting laughed at

Even Tate couldn't help this brother out. There's no advice for this situation
 
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brutal shit
 
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Can u do one on me next pls
 
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i remember magrat from sum server few years ago shes cool 🤙
 
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He is a HTN ltr slayer
 
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Yea @apemaxxed can attest that that server is trash. I'm moving to slop world instead.
 
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tag me in the next one bhai
 
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Picture this...

Imagine having 20k Tinder Matches.

Imagine living amongst millions of Scandinavian stacies.

Imagine having unlimited Prettyboy appeal.

Imagine having the same kind of power Genghis Khan had.

What would you do? Would you go out to clubs, bars and use your prettyboy charm? Would you dive into the deep ocean of Tinder matches you have and have more sex in 1 month than the average guy would ever get in 10 lifetimes?


Or would you simp endlessly for a 51 year old Grandma on Discord and make her the moderator of your Looksmax server!?

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Imagine having 20k Tinder matches chilling on your phone, and all you do is make random sub6 Beckies moderators on your server, begging for their nudes in the DMs while they keep you on a Leash 😭 😭

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There's no way this brother actually has 20k Tinder matches while he wastes time:


1) Running Discord servers for homosexual Indian teens
2) Simps for someones Grandma, trying to get a whiff of some expired, dusty cooch
3) Has multiple Oneitises for Sub6 LTBs on his server

Also was caught SHAMELESSLY simping for a Catfish on Looksmax.org:



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But that's not all folks. Lets actually investigate the whole "20,000 Tinder matches" Myth:

Once again, thanks to my boy @banks for doing research into this for me.
Niko was run on Tinder in the home of White Stacies: Minnesota

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Oh Lordy Me... This is absolutely and utterly diabolical. Where the fuck are the 20,000 thousand stacies I was promised? 24 hours, 43 likes, 16 matches and 2 DMs.

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2 DMs: 1 from a Walrus, one from an Elephant.

Well, you gotta hand it to him, at least there's some diversity there; One sea creature and one Land mammal. Worthy of applause, ladies and gentlemen.

Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards


But wait... It gets even worse.

Because the Hiroshima Nagasaki bombshell was already exposed by @apemaxxed


Through clever investigative work, he was able to find Prettyboy Slayer Niko's reddit account... what he found will shock you to your core. You may never recover from this.


His reddit username: helpimdeadinside1


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I caged at the grandma jfl.
 
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Is the penis real? Holy brutal
 
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This man has been brutally raped, lol at that shrimpdick no wonder he’s a reddit cel fagggot. Beyond over. Send in the rope.
 
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This man has been brutally raped, lol at that shrimpdick no wonder he’s a reddit cel fagggot. Beyond over. Send in the rope.

Get that rope order ready @Niklaus Mikaelson

Amazon Prime, next day delivery. It's ova.
 
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I still dont why he banned me from the discord tho
He Never explained it just banned me
 
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tbh there were some good matches it seems (hard to tell cause the image is so small). But the dick thing is fucking brutal, I'm legit sad for him ngl
 
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Nigga still hasn’t beat the lesbian allegations
 
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The reason you performed terribly for Niko was due to location and ELO pill. Niko is known for having the highest appeal which is why he did better than @Amnesia because @Amnesia photos aren't really NT like Niko, but other factors play a role such as Niko looking and being younger, phenotype, race, and overall having a NT face. I've seen Niko firsthand get high quality matches with high appeal in many places. I'm taking it this entire thread is a joke obviously, but you have terrible ELO lmao. If you think it's not the photos, then how about you find some guy to get 20,000 matches with your ELO and your location? Good luck on that.

I'm so tired of this forum believing in BS like this because look at this.


@Blackgymmax did Niko experiment, capped 99+ likes, and impressive quality. Meanwhile Kakonge did terribly for some reason. Does that mean Kakonge it's over for him? Lmao, of course not.



These guys saying Kakonge did well, and check this out.

Niko Hinge experiment in Alabama where me and @Blackgymmax literally confirm he got great quality and appeal, but the person who posted thought those results were bad lmao.


You can get 20,000 matches, and what is needed to get those level of results is proper ELO and the main factor being location. Let me repeat, location.

Also, you decided to use a shitty quality photo of Niko, and did not even share the main photo. For all we know the main photo you used can be Niko's selfie where he looks very tired.

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No bio, and low effort profile. Sit down, and take a reality pill. Get mogged.
 
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The reason you performed terribly for Niko was due to location and ELO pill. Niko is known for having the highest appeal which is why he did better than @Amnesia because @Amnesia photos aren't really NT like Niko, but other factors play a role such as Niko looking and being younger, phenotype, race, and overall having a NT face. I've seen Niko firsthand get high quality matches with high appeal in many places. I'm taking it this entire thread is a joke obviously, but you have terrible ELO lmao. If you think it's not the photos, then how about you find some guy to get 20,000 matches with your ELO and your location? Good luck on that.

I'm so tired of this forum believing in BS like this because look at this.


@Blackgymmax did Niko experiment, capped 99+ likes, and impressive quality. Meanwhile Kakonge did terribly for some reason. Does that mean Kakonge it's over for him? Lmao, of course not.



These guys saying Kakonge did well, and check this out.

Niko Hinge experiment in Alabama where me and @Blackgymmax literally confirm he got great quality and appeal, but the person who posted thought those results were bad lmao.


You can get 20,000 matches, and what is needed to get those level of results is proper ELO and the main factor being location. Let me repeat, location.

Also, you decided to use a shitty quality photo of Niko, and did not even share the main photo. For all we know the main photo you used can be Niko's selfie where he looks very tired.

3562156_IMG_3626.jpg


No bio, and low effort profile. Sit down, and take a reality pill. Get mogged.
xangsane is right
 
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The reason you performed terribly for Niko was due to location and ELO pill. Niko is known for having the highest appeal which is why he did better than @Amnesia because @Amnesia photos aren't really NT like Niko, but other factors play a role such as Niko looking and being younger, phenotype, race, and overall having a NT face. I've seen Niko firsthand get high quality matches with high appeal in many places. I'm taking it this entire thread is a joke obviously, but you have terrible ELO lmao. If you think it's not the photos, then how about you find some guy to get 20,000 matches with your ELO and your location? Good luck on that.

I'm so tired of this forum believing in BS like this because look at this.


@Blackgymmax did Niko experiment, capped 99+ likes, and impressive quality. Meanwhile Kakonge did terribly for some reason. Does that mean Kakonge it's over for him? Lmao, of course not.



These guys saying Kakonge did well, and check this out.

Niko Hinge experiment in Alabama where me and @Blackgymmax literally confirm he got great quality and appeal, but the person who posted thought those results were bad lmao.


You can get 20,000 matches, and what is needed to get those level of results is proper ELO and the main factor being location. Let me repeat, location.

Also, you decided to use a shitty quality photo of Niko, and did not even share the main photo. For all we know the main photo you used can be Niko's selfie where he looks very tired.

3562156_IMG_3626.jpg


No bio, and low effort profile. Sit down, and take a reality pill. Get mogged.
79 likes was with a boost retard indian
 
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The reason you performed terribly for Niko was due to location and ELO pill. Niko is known for having the highest appeal which is why he did better than @Amnesia because @Amnesia photos aren't really NT like Niko, but other factors play a role such as Niko looking and being younger, phenotype, race, and overall having a NT face. I've seen Niko firsthand get high quality matches with high appeal in many places. I'm taking it this entire thread is a joke obviously, but you have terrible ELO lmao. If you think it's not the photos, then how about you find some guy to get 20,000 matches with your ELO and your location? Good luck on that.

I'm so tired of this forum believing in BS like this because look at this.


@Blackgymmax did Niko experiment, capped 99+ likes, and impressive quality. Meanwhile Kakonge did terribly for some reason. Does that mean Kakonge it's over for him? Lmao, of course not.



These guys saying Kakonge did well, and check this out.

Niko Hinge experiment in Alabama where me and @Blackgymmax literally confirm he got great quality and appeal, but the person who posted thought those results were bad lmao.


You can get 20,000 matches, and what is needed to get those level of results is proper ELO and the main factor being location. Let me repeat, location.

Also, you decided to use a shitty quality photo of Niko, and did not even share the main photo. For all we know the main photo you used can be Niko's selfie where he looks very tired.

3562156_IMG_3626.jpg


No bio, and low effort profile. Sit down, and take a reality pill. Get mogged.
It wasn't elo. On the same dog shit elo he used niko and he crushed him
 
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79 likes was with a boost retard indian
I was mentioning about the quality of matches he got. Also, one can boost all they want, but just because they boost. That doesn't mean they will get high quality matches. If anything the boost proves that he got good appeal for quality girls. That what I was trying to show. Not the likes.
It wasn't elo. On the same dog shit elo he used niko and he crushed him
I was referring to ELO towards @ascension and I know that. That is why I said the most important thing is location as females taste varies based on location, so in one place Kakonge can have high appeal, but in the other one not so much. Niko's phenotype is universal, so he does well in most locations, which is why he was able to get galaxy elo in the first place.
 
I was mentioning about the quality of matches he got. Also, one can boost all they want, but just because they boost. That doesn't mean they will get high quality matches. If anything the boost proves that he got good appeal for quality girls. That what I was trying to show. Not the likes.

I was referring to ELO towards @ascension and I know that. That is why I said the most important thing is location as females taste varies based on location, so in one place Kakonge can have high appeal, but in the other one not so much. Niko's phenotype is universal, so he does well in most locations, which is why he was able to get galaxy elo in the first place.
The reason you performed terribly for Niko was due to location and ELO pill. Niko is known for having the highest appeal which is why he did better than @Amnesia because @Amnesia photos aren't really NT like Niko, but other factors play a role such as Niko looking and being younger, phenotype, race, and overall having a NT face. I've seen Niko firsthand get high quality matches with high appeal in many places. I'm taking it this entire thread is a joke obviously, but you have terrible ELO lmao. If you think it's not the photos, then how about you find some guy to get 20,000 matches with your ELO and your location? Good luck on that.

I'm so tired of this forum believing in BS like this because look at this.


@Blackgymmax did Niko experiment, capped 99+ likes, and impressive quality. Meanwhile Kakonge did terribly for some reason. Does that mean Kakonge it's over for him? Lmao, of course not.



These guys saying Kakonge did well, and check this out.

Niko Hinge experiment in Alabama where me and @Blackgymmax literally confirm he got great quality and appeal, but the person who posted thought those results were bad lmao.


You can get 20,000 matches, and what is needed to get those level of results is proper ELO and the main factor being location. Let me repeat, location.

Also, you decided to use a shitty quality photo of Niko, and did not even share the main photo. For all we know the main photo you used can be Niko's selfie where he looks very tired.

3562156_IMG_3626.jpg


No bio, and low effort profile. Sit down, and take a reality pill. Get mogged.

 
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Picture this...

Imagine having 20k Tinder Matches.

Imagine living amongst millions of Scandinavian stacies.

Imagine having unlimited Prettyboy appeal.

Imagine having the same kind of power Genghis Khan had.

What would you do? Would you go out to clubs, bars and use your prettyboy charm? Would you dive into the deep ocean of Tinder matches you have and have more sex in 1 month than the average guy would ever get in 10 lifetimes?


Or would you simp endlessly for a 51 year old Grandma on Discord and make her the moderator of your Looksmax server!?

View attachment 2353703
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Imagine having 20k Tinder matches chilling on your phone, and all you do is make random sub6 Beckies moderators on your server, begging for their nudes in the DMs while they keep you on a Leash 😭 😭

View attachment 2353771

View attachment 2353733

There's no way this brother actually has 20k Tinder matches while he wastes time:


1) Running Discord servers for homosexual Indian teens
2) Simps for someones Grandma, trying to get a whiff of some expired, dusty cooch
3) Has multiple Oneitises for Sub6 LTBs on his server

Also was caught SHAMELESSLY simping for a Catfish on Looksmax.org:



View attachment 2353742
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But that's not all folks. Lets actually investigate the whole "20,000 Tinder matches" Myth:

Once again, thanks to my boy @banks for doing research into this for me.
Niko was run on Tinder in the home of White Stacies: Minnesota

View attachment 2353757View attachment 2353759

View attachment 2353760

Oh Lordy Me... This is absolutely and utterly diabolical. Where the fuck are the 20,000 thousand stacies I was promised? 24 hours, 43 likes, 16 matches and 2 DMs.

View attachment 2353767

2 DMs: 1 from a Walrus, one from an Elephant.

Well, you gotta hand it to him, at least there's some diversity there; One sea creature and one Land mammal. Worthy of applause, ladies and gentlemen.

Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards


But wait... It gets even worse.

Because the Hiroshima Nagasaki bombshell was already exposed by @apemaxxed


Through clever investigative work, he was able to find Prettyboy Slayer Niko's reddit account... what he found will shock you to your core. You may never recover from this.


His reddit username: helpimdeadinside1


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Because you got mogged, so it's better for you to cope by not reading it even though I'm sure you did read it.
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aren't those decent results for what he looks like?
I was mentioning about the quality of matches he got. Also, one can boost all they want, but just because they boost. That doesn't mean they will get high quality matches. If anything the boost proves that he got good appeal for quality girls. That what I was trying to show. Not the likes.

I was referring to ELO towards @ascension and I know that. That is why I said the most important thing is location as females taste varies based on location, so in one place Kakonge can have high appeal, but in the other one not so much. Niko's phenotype is universal, so he does well in most locations, which is why he was able to get galaxy elo in the first place.
Problem is his dick size. Whats the use of matches if ur a dicklet. It hurts instead, seeing all the women you could fuck if you had a huge cock.
 
Ur right, He is a son of a bitch
 
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