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"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Bob Oofy-Doofy, the Generic? I thought not. It’s not a story a normie would tell you.
It’s a looksmax.org legend. Bob was the oofy-doofy pill personified, so boring and so basic he could use his oofy-doofyness to influence LTB‘s to be attracted to him…
He had such a knowledge of the oofy-doofy pill that he could even fool a MTB to have starfish sex with him. The oofy-doofy pill after all is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so boring and average… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his landwhale, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his normie friends everything he knew, then one of them started nosebreathing and fucked his girlfriend in his sleep. Ironic. He could attract a LTB landwhale, but still got cucked."
It’s a looksmax.org legend. Bob was the oofy-doofy pill personified, so boring and so basic he could use his oofy-doofyness to influence LTB‘s to be attracted to him…
He had such a knowledge of the oofy-doofy pill that he could even fool a MTB to have starfish sex with him. The oofy-doofy pill after all is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so boring and average… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his landwhale, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his normie friends everything he knew, then one of them started nosebreathing and fucked his girlfriend in his sleep. Ironic. He could attract a LTB landwhale, but still got cucked."
