Do you think I'd look good as a nude statue?

[Xangsane]

Might seem narcy but this was an idea suggested by @chaddyboi66 , should I get a nude statue of me done for my future wife?
Of course, when kids and others are around, we can always style the statue with clothes depending on our mood and season.

Just get them professionally done tbh

There should be plenty of nude photographers willing to do individual clients like you and they'll make sure it looks good because of their expertise.

If you're actually trying to make them "artsy" then I recommend going for a classical style reminiscent of art from antiquity.
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If you really want to go all in and are worried about your looks degrading over time, you could also try getting a sculpture of yourself if you have the money too since it'll last forever. It's not even that narcy compared to getting a portrait of yourself done tbh.

You can cover your genitals in front of them and have them cropped in later


because they're the pinnacle of what's considered "artsy", so much so to the point where all other art is compared to it

It combines the best elements of realism and expression into one package that exudes power and beauty simultaneously.


They will be personal if your face is on it, but just choose your own style if it's not enough then tbh.

Do you think of it as being narcy because of the association with rich artsnobs perhaps?

If so don't, because the style is meant to hearken back to something intrinsic to all of man: resonance with the divine.


You're looking at around £780 and above tbh


I mean to say that some people even associate the very idea of getting a self-portrait as being kinda narcy and a waste of money, but I don't this as true when you start to consider how most people have pictures of those they care about and are fine with taking selfies.

Besides, self-portraits really aren't even that expensive as one might initially assume now, and others around you might actually appreciate the ability to be reminded of you when you're gone anyway.

A statue would really be no more narcy than that, which is to say that it ultimately wouldn't be.


I think it's a good idea.

Choose whatever style you want.

If you're not comfortable getting nude, or even just mostly nude while covering your genitals, in front of a professional photographer then just stick to doing it yourself or get one to touch up your photos at least.

You can also always cover up your genitals in pic before you send them to edit.

If you can afford to get a statue then get it tbh, it'll look really good and last forever.

I'm going to take some artistic nudes of myself, but I will not share or send them to anyone. They're for my future wife only, after marriage.

I love how my body looks now; it's the best it's ever looked. I'm at that age (25, will be 26 later on in the year) where I might start descending due to my age. I want to hold onto my youthful looks as much as I can, but according to a poll, people think I probably won't lose my "pretty boy"...

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[Xangsane]

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[Xangsane]

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[Deleted member 31155]

wipe ur ass you filthy fuck

 

[Xangsane]

wipe ur ass you filthy fuck

I wash my ass twice a day

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Yes that would actually go hard

 

[Xangsane]

Yes that would actually go hard

thank you, why?

 

[Xangsane]

@emeraldglass @SecularIslamist

 

[SecularIslamist]

@emeraldglass @SecularIslamist

Kys faggot

 

[Xangsane]

Kys faggot

w-why?

 

[Xangsane]

Kys faggot

i-i'm sorry

 

[SecularIslamist]

w-why?

You're turning gay. Go to sleep. It's nearly 1am. Take some gay reconversion therapy.

 

[Xangsane]

You're turning gay. Go to sleep. It's nearly 1am. Take some gay reconversion therapy.

I'm not turning gay at all. I want to make my wife more than happy. I want to make sure she never leaves me for someone else even after marriage.

 

[Xangsane]

@BeanletMogger

 

[Deleted member 18582]

I'm not turning gay at all. I want to make my wife more than happy. I want to make sure she never leaves me for someone else even after marriage.

@vanillaicecream
@uselessmentalcel

 

[Deleted member 30552]

@vanillaicecream
@uselessmentalcel

Haha

 

[Deleted member 30552]

i dont even know what to say to OP atp

what are your thoughts @slop slinger

 

[Xangsane]

i dont even know what to say to OP atp

what are your thoughts @slop slinger

why not?

 

[Deleted member 18582]

i dont even know what to say to OP atp

what are your thoughts @slop slinger

be careful not to get sucked into the whirlpool of "why" and "why not" and "explain"

 

[BeanletMogger]

I think its a nice way to sort of "immortalize" the peak of your physique/beauty, as you said you're currently the best you've looked and because you seem to think your looks will fade in the next few years.

From your experiment you did with your friend in another post of yours, you said you had women asking to grab you. If they can appreciate your body, why wouldn't your gf?

Besides, getting a statue done of you in your peak is great ego boost.

 

[Deleted member 30552]

why not?

the fact you take advice like should i make my gf a statue of myself from the most schitzophrenic user ive seen on the site and take it dead ass seriously

you should do it FS

 

[Xangsane]

I think its a nice way to sort of "immortalize" the peak of your physique/beauty, as you said you're currently the best you've looked and because you seem to think your looks will fade in the next few years.

you think so?
I think if I do this, my wife will never leave me for a younger chad. she'll be reminded "This was your husband in his prime". It might seem narcy but I want to do everything I can to remind her this was me and she'd never leave me for someone else. I want her to make sure she loves me through and through and it won't turn into a betabucks relationship when I lose my looks.
I'm trying everything I can to hold onto my looks. So I also considered artistic, tasteful nude photos which I will keep on a hard drive and only my wife will be able to see them when we marry.

From your experiment you did with your friend in another post of yours, you said you had women asking to grab you.

Yes.

If they can appreciate your body, why wouldn't your gf?

exactly.

Besides, getting a statue done of you in your peak is great ego boost.

Thank you. I need to ensure my parents don't question me about it haha. So when it comes in our home I'd need to put clothes on the statue.

 

[Xangsane]

the fact you take advice like should i make my gf a statue of myself from the most schitzophrenic user ive seen on the site and take it dead ass seriously

you should do it FS

why do you think I should do it?

 

[Xangsane]

I think its a nice way to sort of "immortalize" the peak of your physique/beauty, as you said you're currently the best you've looked and because you seem to think your looks will fade in the next few years.

From your experiment you did with your friend in another post of yours, you said you had women asking to grab you. If they can appreciate your body, why wouldn't your gf?

Besides, getting a statue done of you in your peak is great ego boost.

do you think it'll look good? What pose should I do?

 

[Deleted member 30552]

why do you think I should do it?

she will masturbate to it most likely

 

[Xangsane]

she will masturbate to it most likely

why? (that's good!)

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Yes daddy let's have sex now

 

[Xangsane]

Yes daddy let's have sex now

n-no!

 

[Banasura]

u need almond eyes to be a statue model like in the old days, having hunter eyes would disqualify u as absolutly not 1 hunter eye is found in the ancient statues, if u have almond eyes then sure.

 

[BeanletMogger]

do you think it'll look good?

depends on who sculpts it

What pose should I do?

Not sure, maybe try copying some greek/roman ones without coming off super narcy I guess. You'd have to ask someone else for pose ideas, sorry.

 

[chaddyboi66]

u need almond eyes to be a statue model like in the old days, having hunter eyes would disqualify u as absolutly not 1 hunter eye is found in the ancient statues, if u have almond eyes then sure.
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His eyes are almond shaped he just doesn't have that much upper eye lid exposure


zoom in a bit and you'll be able to see it, cause the anime filter might make it hard to see ngl

 

[emeraldglass]

Might seem narcy but this was an idea suggested by @chaddyboi66 , should I get a nude statue of me done for my future wife?
Of course, when kids and others are around, we can always style the statue with clothes depending on our mood and season.
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I'm going to take some artistic nudes of myself, but I will not share or send them to anyone. They're for my future wife only, after marriage.

I love how my body looks now; it's the best it's ever looked. I'm at that age (25, will be 26 later on in the year) where I might start descending due to my age. I want to hold onto my youthful looks as much as I can, but according to a poll, people think I probably won't lose my "pretty boy"...

looksmax.org

I'd consider this only if I were a sports hero or a celebrity otherwise it would be seen as creepy. Moreover, having a statue in your home is considered haram, no angels enter a home containing pictures or statues.

 

[human304]

You're turning gay. Go to sleep. It's nearly 1am. Take some gay reconversion therapy.

he is marrying a Black Woman. he is already Gay. he is the bitch in the relationship.

 

[Xangsane]

His eyes are almond shaped he just doesn't have that much upper eye lid exposure


zoom in a bit and you'll be able to see it, cause the anime filter might make it hard to see ngl

I'd consider this only if I were a sports hero or a celebrity otherwise it would be seen as creepy. Moreover, having a statue in your home is considered haram, no angels enter a home containing pictures or statues.

depends on who sculpts it

Not sure, maybe try copying some greek/roman ones without coming off super narcy I guess. You'd have to ask someone else for pose ideas, sorry.

Shoot. Thanks for the reminder, heard the only exception are children's toys.
Should a good alternative be to get someone to make a doll that looks like me, in case of a female child?

 

[Deleted member 32537]

OP going hell

 

[Xangsane]

he is the bitch in the relationship.

why?

 

[Xangsane]

OP going hell

why?

 

[Xangsane]

I'd consider this only if I were a sports hero or a celebrity otherwise it would be seen as creepy. Moreover, having a statue in your home is considered haram, no angels enter a home containing pictures or statues.

@chaddyboi66 I was about to get a local sculptor until I learned it's actually haram.

 

[Deleted member 32537]

why?

hell

 

[Xangsane]

hell

n-no!

 

[Deleted member 32537]

n-no!

sex

 

[Xangsane]

sex

n-no!

 

[Deleted member 32537]

 

[SoundnVision]

Yeah defo

 

[Xangsane]

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Who is this

 

[Xangsane]

Yeah defo

thank you, why?

 

[Deleted member 32537]

Who is this

 

[emeraldglass]

Shoot. Thanks for the reminder, heard the only exception are children's toys.
Should a good alternative be to get someone to make a doll that looks like me, in case of a female child?

Would be weird also to have your daughter playing with a mini figure of you.

 

[Xangsane]

Would be weird also to have your daughter playing with a mini figure of you.

why?

 

[emeraldglass]

why?

It just sounds odd, don't you agree? It's not just my daughter, but anyone playing with an action figure that resembles me would be considered strange.