Does someone have that guide on how to properly measure your dick?

[Deleted member 14693]

with all the mistakes you should avoid???

 

[thecel]

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[thecel]

Stand with a neutral pelvic tilt and place the ruler above your horizon-aligned dick. Push your dick to level with the horizon. The ruler should be in the sagittal plane. Not the transverse plane, for this lets the ruler get shoved under the pubic bone if you bone-press hard as fook. Bone-press and take the measurement.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Stand with a neutral pelvic tilt and place the ruler above your horizon-aligned dick. Push your dick to level with the horizon. The ruler should be in the sagittal plane. Not the transverse plane, for this lets the ruler get shoved under the pubic bone if you bone-press hard as fook. Bone-press and take the measurement.

Whats the sagittal plane

 

[thecel]

Whats the sagittal plane

So the ruler isn’t flat and instead is vertical (not the long edge obv, u know what I mean)

 

[Deleted member 14693]

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So the ruler isn’t flat and instead is vertical (not the long edge obv, u know what I mean)

what if this is my ruler

 

[khvirgin]

people here needs a guide to measure their dicks
i'm lost for words

 

[thecel]

what if this is my ruler

Use the 90°-angle part as the barrier against the pubic bone.

Note: this may have issues if your lower abdomen bulges forwards. In this case, lay the ruler flat in the transverse plane. Just don’t bone-press too hard.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Bonepress on top

 

[Deleted member 14693]

people here needs a guide to measure their dicks
i'm lost for words

People demanded that I show proof and I don't want to measure wrong (maybe I actually did after what thecel said)

Use the 90°-angle part as the barrier against the pubic bone.

Note: this may have issues if your lower abdomen bulges forwards. In this case, lay the ruler flat in the transverse plane. Just don’t bone-press too hard.

Doesn't make sense since the measuring side is opposite of the 90° angle

 

[thecel]

People demanded that I show proof and I don't want to measure wrong (maybe I actually did after what thecel said)

Doesn't make sense since the measuring side is opposite of the 90° angle

Right. I didn’t see that it measures angles not length.

Welp. I guess use the 45° end, but the bone-pressing may be inaccurate or painful.

 

[High Cortisol Chad]

Erect length should be measured when you're fully hard with a ruler (or some other similar measuring tool) along the top of your member comfortably pressed against the pubic bone (Bone-pressed). Do not press the ruler below the pubic bone. For datasets that use Non Bone-pressed measurements, simply hold the ruler in the same position, but don't push it against the fat pad in front of the pubic bone.If you have a strong/moderate curve, you can either gently straighten the curve, use a piece of string that goes along the top following the curve, or disregard the curve completely, which method you choose to use will inform you about different comparative aspects. You should note that many of the studies exclude people with penile curvature.