FastBananaCEO's moneymaxxing diary

[Deleted member 5189]

current networth: idk because its not letting me access my account
current sources of income: birthday money

possible sources of income:
1) scamming people like BlackBoyo
2) selling a product (making one rn)
3) making an app
4) getting a weekend job
5) youtube autonomation
6) stocks, forex, crypto, etc


day 0: asking users on an incel forum on how i should make money

 

[mogstar]

So yeah you’re from London.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@Pussyslayer help

 

[Deleted member 5189]

its past 12am now so that means its day 1 now

day 1: look for a weekend job

 

[mogstar]

its past 12am now so that means its day 1 now

day 1: look for a weekend job

Have u ever considered modeling.)

 

[Deleted member 14323]

 

[Deleted member 5189]

just ordered the new ipad. im down 408 so far.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Have u ever considered modeling.)

ive genuinely tried looking for modelling and acting agencys where they're specifically looking for ugly people once. i may look again.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

I made all my money on crypto.
Learn it.
Give it a couple of months and you will know what ur doing!,,,,!

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I made all my money on crypto.
Learn it.
Give it a couple of months and you will know what ur doing!,,,,!

how much have you made on crypto?

 

[mogstar]

ive genuinely tried looking for modelling and acting agencys where they're specifically looking for ugly people once. i may look again.

Are u fr? How did it go ?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Are u fr? How did it go ?

didn apply for anything cuz i couldnt actually find anything for me.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

how much have you made on crypto?

Not enough

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Not enough
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i dont understand how people even get into crypto. where tf do you even learn how it all works n dat? everyone just seems to magically know everything about it.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Thx for the motivation @BugManBill

 

[Deleted member 14323]

i dont understand how people even get into crypto. where tf do you even learn how it all works n dat? everyone just seems to magically know everything about it.

Youtube... It’s hard man the words people use sound like Chinese, but you get used to it.
coinskid is my favourite YouTuber, I think he has some tutorials.

 

[mogstar]

didn apply for anything cuz i couldnt actually find anything for me.

Ive seen ur eyes and u literally can’t be ugly unless ur whole face is deformed

 

[Deleted member 13137]

Thx for the motivation @BugManBill

you in 5 years

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Ive seen ur eyes and u literally can’t be ugly unless ur whole face is deformed

it is and my eyes are bad anyway

 

[mogstar]

it is and my eyes are bad anyway

They’re really not, horizontally wide and they look hooded now ( unless you’re squinting ), ipd and brows are good

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Youtube... It’s hard man the words people use sound like Chinese, but you get used to it.
coinskid is my favourite YouTuber, I think he has some tutorials.

thx bro. are there any youtubers who consistently upload like their predictions or stuff like that and are accurate and frequently give good advice?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

They’re really not, horizontally wide and they look hooded now ( unless you’re squinting ), ipd and brows are good

XD

 

[mogstar]

XD

You’re cute in my heart …

 

[Deleted member 14323]

thx bro. are there any youtubers who consistently upload like their predictions or stuff like that and are accurate and frequently give good advice?

Alessio Rastani, Coinskid is the goat imo, coin bureau, Benjamin cowen, crypto rover and Satoshi stacker are like the most popular ones. I only really watch Alessio and Coins kid and sometimes Benjamin Cowen. Just learn and then you won’t need these people tbh, just pay attention.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Alessio Rastani, Coinskid is the goat imo, coin bureau, Benjamin cowen, crypto rover and Satoshi stacker are like the most popular ones. I only really watch Alessio and Coins kid and sometimes Benjamin Cowen. Just learn and then you won’t need these people tbh, just pay attention.

Thx bro

 

[Deleted member 7725]

These are the most bluepilled moneymaxxes ever. YouTube automation JFL? You've been watching too many "make money online" channels. Real ways to make money are have connections, scam people, and/or sell drugs.

 

[gamma]

Find a job nigger!

 

[Deleted member 5189]

These are the most bluepilled moneymaxxes ever. YouTube automation JFL? You've been watching too many "make money online" channels. Real ways to make money are have connections, scam people, and/or sell drugs.

ye but

 

[Deleted member 7725]

ye but

If he's making so much money, why is he selling a shitty course for a few hundred bucks spilling all his secrets? Probably because he's another scammer. Does he show proof of any of the channels he own? I assume he doesn't, right?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

If he's making so much money, why is he selling a shitty course for a few hundred bucks spilling all his secrets? Probably another scammer. Does he show proof of any of the channels he own? I assume he doesn't, right?

he's not even selling a course

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@LooksOverAll thx bro

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@Aeonxdro thx bro

 

[Deleted member 11610]

Why'd you change your avi?

 

[Deleted member 12669]

Scammer max and fraud max ASAP. Use the money to invest in crypto

 

[Deleted member 12669]

Also wage slave and live like a dog. Keep ur costs down and buy the bargain shit so you can reinvest

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Why'd you change your avi?

i LOVE chelsea

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Scammer max and fraud max ASAP. Use the money to invest in crypto

what even is crypto

 

[CtrlAltDelete]

Good way of making money is “borrowing” people’s bikes indefinitely until someone else picks them from you for a fee..........

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Good way of making money is “borrowing” people’s bikes indefinitely until someone else picks them from you for a fee..........

Not good enough

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@WontStopNorwooding fuck you

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Man said “birthday money” bruh I’m dead

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

@WontStopNorwooding fuck you

 

[Deleted member 5189]

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XD

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Man said “birthday money” bruh I’m dead

funny how?

 

[Deleted member 11610]

i LOVE chelsea

 

[Deleted member 12669]

what even is crypto

Just find whatever being shilled on 4chan or here and invest

 

[Deleted member 5189]

just spent 84 quid on a hoodie

 

[Deleted member 11053]

1) scamming people
6) stocks, forex, crypto, etc

@kjsbdfiusdf

 

[Deleted member 6403]

@kjsbdfiusdf

Forex is cope unless you have a small loan of a million dollars like amnesia

 

[Deleted member 6403]

current networth: idk because its not letting me access my account
current sources of income: birthday money

possible sources of income:
1) scamming people like BlackBoyo
2) selling a product (making one rn)
3) making an app
4) getting a weekend job
5) youtube autonomation
6) stocks, forex, crypto, etc


day 0: asking users on an incel forum on how i should make money

Just get a job but don't do anything, just pretend you work but browse looksmax instead like you already do, should come natrual