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Noodlewhore
Glutencel
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I just can't cope with this, it's a complete and brutal death sentence. How can you enjoy life if you can't eat gluten? I mean how can you find a girlfriend with such a burden in your life? It affects all facets of your life. You go on vacation and you can't just go to a normal restaurant because you don't know if they have gluten free food. You are in a hotel and want to go to a restaurant there with your girlfriend/future family? Good luck enjoying a good meal there. I can't even have the buffet breakfast....I want that croissant. Girls crave these experiences, they don't want a guy who can't fucking even eat a croissant.
You go on a cruise, very romantic....then she wants to go to a restaurant..."oops baby it's not gluten free, I'm sorry". She will grow resentful because you don't let her live the life she dreams.
You go on a professional dinner to close a deal....they decide to go to a random restaurant...but oops for you it's not normal, you are anxious because you don't know if you can eat anything there. Eventually you don't get promoted because you "don't fit in"
You go to a party and they have only beer, pizza, savoury snacks and hamburger and you are the only loser who is there with an empty plate because you can't eat anything. Impossible to find a girl in that condition.
You go to her parents house and you can't eat what her family is cooking because your diet is so restrictive....they will have to cook special food for you. They are going to resent you.
It's totally over...one of the activities more common a couple do together (beside sex) is cooking together....over if you can't cook with her and taste the food. She will find another guy. You need to be a gigachad to pull it off if you can't eat gluten.
It's so over damn....the gluten pill killed me, more than the age pill, more than the dick pill, more than the AGALT pill, more than the hairpill. more than the blackpill. It's totally over. I don't know how you can cope with this brutal death sentence
You go on a cruise, very romantic....then she wants to go to a restaurant..."oops baby it's not gluten free, I'm sorry". She will grow resentful because you don't let her live the life she dreams.
You go on a professional dinner to close a deal....they decide to go to a random restaurant...but oops for you it's not normal, you are anxious because you don't know if you can eat anything there. Eventually you don't get promoted because you "don't fit in"
You go to a party and they have only beer, pizza, savoury snacks and hamburger and you are the only loser who is there with an empty plate because you can't eat anything. Impossible to find a girl in that condition.
You go to her parents house and you can't eat what her family is cooking because your diet is so restrictive....they will have to cook special food for you. They are going to resent you.
It's totally over...one of the activities more common a couple do together (beside sex) is cooking together....over if you can't cook with her and taste the food. She will find another guy. You need to be a gigachad to pull it off if you can't eat gluten.
It's so over damn....the gluten pill killed me, more than the age pill, more than the dick pill, more than the AGALT pill, more than the hairpill. more than the blackpill. It's totally over. I don't know how you can cope with this brutal death sentence
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