Fellow glutencels: how do you cope?

[Noodlewhore]

I just can't cope with this, it's a complete and brutal death sentence. How can you enjoy life if you can't eat gluten? I mean how can you find a girlfriend with such a burden in your life? It affects all facets of your life. You go on vacation and you can't just go to a normal restaurant because you don't know if they have gluten free food. You are in a hotel and want to go to a restaurant there with your girlfriend/future family? Good luck enjoying a good meal there. I can't even have the buffet breakfast....I want that croissant. Girls crave these experiences, they don't want a guy who can't fucking even eat a croissant.
You go on a cruise, very romantic....then she wants to go to a restaurant..."oops baby it's not gluten free, I'm sorry". She will grow resentful because you don't let her live the life she dreams.
You go on a professional dinner to close a deal....they decide to go to a random restaurant...but oops for you it's not normal, you are anxious because you don't know if you can eat anything there. Eventually you don't get promoted because you "don't fit in"

You go to a party and they have only beer, pizza, savoury snacks and hamburger and you are the only loser who is there with an empty plate because you can't eat anything. Impossible to find a girl in that condition.

You go to her parents house and you can't eat what her family is cooking because your diet is so restrictive....they will have to cook special food for you. They are going to resent you.

It's totally over...one of the activities more common a couple do together (beside sex) is cooking together....over if you can't cook with her and taste the food. She will find another guy. You need to be a gigachad to pull it off if you can't eat gluten.

It's so over damn....the gluten pill killed me, more than the age pill, more than the dick pill, more than the AGALT pill, more than the hairpill. more than the blackpill. It's totally over. I don't know how you can cope with this brutal death sentence

 

[Deleted member 8576]

actually pretty brutal ngl

 

[Noodlewhore]

actually pretty brutal ngl

One of the most underrated death sentence there is

 

[Deleted member 8576]

One of the most underrated death sentence there is

glutenfree foodmax and do research on where you can get gluten free stuff because i know gluten is in lots of food and anything wheat related i think

 

[nvck_pilled]

just eat the scrambled eggs instead?

 

[Cali Yuga]

literally just say "i have celiac" dont eat and cook your own food

its so fucking easy dude

ive literally not eaten out in five years, cook 99% of my own food and its way better for your health/lifetsyle

ive literally never had anyone get mad about me not eating food at their house/party/etc.

not being able to eat out with your gf is annoying but its a great excuse not to have to go on restaurant dates which are expensive and retarded anyways

 

[Deleted member 8576]

literally just say "i have celiac" dont eat and cook your own food

its so fucking easy dude

dawg gluten is in like almost everything tasty it will be hard for OP probably tbh

 

[Noodlewhore]

glutenfree foodmax and do research on where you can get gluten free stuff because i know gluten is in lots of food and anything wheat related i think

Yes, I eat gluten free...I mean it's not bad per se, I don't give a fuck about eating things with gluten or not. There is a variant gluten free for literally anything, so I don't miss gluten food (which I ate without problems for 29 years before getting diagnosed). The problem is the social impact it creates because you are forever anxious about finding something gluten free and in social situation you are like the "weirdo", the one who has to eat differently. Even though people aren't bad in your face, I believe they do judge you as inferior. It's over

 

[Noodlewhore]

just eat the scrambled eggs instead?

That's not the same...imagine you are on a pizza party and you are the only one eating scrambled eggs and bacon
People be like "who is this weirdo?"
Imagine not being able to have a beer night with your friends because oops you can't drink beer (beer has gluten in it)
It's a social killer

 

[Cali Yuga]

dawg gluten is in like almost everything tasty it will be hard for OP probably tbh

I have celiac and havent eaten gluten in five years

its braindead easy and way better for your health even if you dont have gluten intolerance or celiac

its not a death sentence op is just whining because hes mad he cant eat muh yummy tweats

 

[Noodlewhore]

literally just say "i have celiac" dont eat and cook your own food

its so fucking easy dude

ive literally not eaten out in five years, cook 99% of my own food and its way better for your health/lifetsyle

ive literally never had anyone get mad about me not eating food at their house/party/etc.

not being able to eat out with your gf is annoying but its a great excuse not to have to go on restaurant dates which are expensive and retarded anyways

The fact they are nice to your face (and to mine) is because they virtue signal and don't want to appear rude, but deep down I believe they judge us as inferior. Going to restaurants is one of the favorite things to do for girls and they don't want to restrict themselves to gluten free restaurants....they may do it, but they will resent you eventually
Or imagine going out and everybody take a beer and you have to take a coca cola or a cocktail because you can't have that beer.
Or you plan to go on an exotic vacation and you get anxious they may not serve gluten free foods (do they have it in very isolated small atoll in Indonesia?).
Or on a business lunch you can't go because in that specific restaurant don't serve gluten free foods.

Girls want to have a boyfriend without problems...they are super hypergamous and the competition is sky high, they will not settle for a gluten intolerant person, at least not decent ones. It's over. One of the worst blackpill literally

 

[nvck_pilled]

That's not the same...imagine you are on a pizza party and you are the only one eating scrambled eggs and bacon
People be like "who is this weirdo?"
Imagine not being able to have a beer night with your friends because oops you can't drink beer (beer has gluten in it)
It's a social killer

beer's glutten is like dissolved or w/e
just eat the wings at the pizza party then

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Dude come on

 

[Cali Yuga]

The fact they are nice to your face (and to mine) is because they virtue signal and don't want to appear rude, but deep down I believe they judge us as inferior. Going to restaurants is one of the favorite things to do for girls and they don't want to restrict themselves to gluten free restaurants....they may do it, but they will resent you eventually
Or imagine going out and everybody take a beer and you have to take a coca cola or a cocktail because you can't have that beer.
Or you plan to go on an exotic vacation and you get anxious they may not serve gluten free foods (do they have it in very isolated small atoll in Indonesia?).
Or on a business lunch you can't go because in that specific restaurant don't serve gluten free foods.

Girls want to have a boyfriend without problems...they are super hypergamous and the competition is sky high, they will not settle for a gluten intolerant person, at least not decent ones. It's over. One of the worst blackpill literally

trust me nobody cares

everyone has autistic dietary restrictions now anyways, half of women are fucking vegan or vegetarian or on some retarded fad diet

you can go to a restaurant with other people and just get a drink and hang out and chat or whatever

the point of going out to a restaurant is 80% the conversation and ritual of the thing, if you just say "im not eating but ill tag along" nobody cares

if youre so uncomfortable and autistic that you cant assert yourself enough to not eat food thats going to make you sick your problem is not gluten its mental illness

ive traveled a lot and never had problems finding food

cook for yourself, I do keto carnivore most of the time and I can easily fast 24-48 hours with no hunger or negative effects if I need to and cant find food I can eat

Ive never had a girl comment on my diet negatively, by the time they even figure out im gluten intolerant weve probably already fucked and theyre bonded so they dont really care much. If you guilt trip them about their shitty unhealthy diet you can flip the script and turn it into a neg anyway.

 

[Morpheus]

It's not that bad. There are so many gluten free food options plus I feel way better preparing healthy food at home. My friends sometimes give me shit like "wow morpheus you can't drink beer, are you a girl?" but they're just fucking around, so it's not a big deal. No girl I've ever told about it has even cared a little bit so the idea she'll leave you for that is just stupid man. Don't make it into some huge bomb drop. Just say upfront, yeah I'm kinda intolerant to foods with gluten and it makes my stomach hurt so I just avoid it.

I always make sure in advance any restaurant I'm planning on going to with someone has good gluten free options. Unless it's fast food, almost all restaurants have at least a few to choose from. And I don't eat fast food as it is, so if my friends wanna go, I just tag along without getting anything.

 

[Noodlewhore]

trust me nobody cares

everyone has autistic dietary restrictions now anyways, half of women are fucking vegan or vegetarian or on some retarded fad diet

you can go to a restaurant with other people and just get a drink and hang out and chat or whatever

the point of going out to a restaurant is 80% the conversation and ritual of the thing, if you just say "im not eating but ill tag along" nobody cares

if youre so uncomfortable and autistic that you cant assert yourself enough to not eat food thats going to make you sick your problem is not gluten its mental illness

ive traveled a lot and never had problems finding food

cook for yourself, I do keto carnivore most of the time and I can easily fast 24-48 hours with no hunger or negative effects if I need to and cant find food I can eat

Ive never had a girl comment on my diet negatively, by the time they even figure out im gluten intolerant weve probably already fucked and theyre bonded so they dont really care much. If you guilt trip them about their shitty unhealthy diet you can flip the script and turn it into a neg anyway.

Hope so, but the reaction I got for now wasn't positive....nobody was rude to my face but I feel like I'm the weirdo of the situation with people having to change plan to "accommodate" for my problems

Moreover I have something worse than celiac. Gluten causes me an autoimmune reaction to my brain (I have anti tTG6 antibodies), eating gluten destroy my brain and this is worse than the autoimmune reaction in celiac because the cells in the gut regenerates on a gluten free diet, the ones in the brain once they are lost they are lost for good.

Life dealt me an impossible task, even winning the powerball lottery wouldn't compensate for all the negative shit I had to overcome

 

[Deleted member 5927]

just never have a restaurant date theory

just become excellent at cooking and cook her food at your house always theory

just have really fun other shit to do so she doesn't feel bad about not being able to eat shit at mcdonalds theory

life is harder for sure, but it's possible. the dickpill on the other hand, much, much more difficult to compensate with.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Testing ur new business I see

 

[Deleted member 2012]

I just can't cope with this, it's a complete and brutal death sentence. How can you enjoy life if you can't eat gluten? I mean how can you find a girlfriend with such a burden in your life? It affects all facets of your life. You go on vacation and you can't just go to a normal restaurant because you don't know if they have gluten free food. You are in a hotel and want to go to a restaurant there with your girlfriend/future family? Good luck enjoying a good meal there. I can't even have the buffet breakfast....I want that croissant. Girls crave these experiences, they don't want a guy who can't fucking even eat a croissant.
You go on a cruise, very romantic....then she wants to go to a restaurant..."oops baby it's not gluten free, I'm sorry". She will grow resentful because you don't let her live the life she dreams.
You go on a professional dinner to close a deal....they decide to go to a random restaurant...but oops for you it's not normal, you are anxious because you don't know if you can eat anything there. Eventually you don't get promoted because you "don't fit in"

You go to a party and they have only beer, pizza, savoury snacks and hamburger and you are the only loser who is there with an empty plate because you can't eat anything. Impossible to find a girl in that condition.

You go to her parents house and you can't eat what her family is cooking because your diet is so restrictive....they will have to cook special food for you. They are going to resent you.

It's totally over...one of the activities more common a couple do together (beside sex) is cooking together....over if you can't cook with her and taste the food. She will find another guy. You need to be a gigachad to pull it off if you can't eat gluten.

It's so over damn....the gluten pill killed me, more than the age pill, more than the dick pill, more than the AGALT pill, more than the hairpill. more than the blackpill. It's totally over. I don't know how you can cope with this brutal death sentence

At least you don’t have Aphantasia

https://looksmax.org/threads/i-found-out-i-have-a-mental-disability.254179/

 

[Cali Yuga]

Hope so, but the reaction I got for now wasn't positive....nobody was rude to my face but I feel like I'm the weirdo of the situation with people having to change plan to "accommodate" for my problems

Moreover I have something worse than celiac. Gluten causes me an autoimmune reaction to my brain (I have anti tTG6 antibodies), eating gluten destroy my brain and this is worse than the autoimmune reaction in celiac because the cells in the gut regenerates on a gluten free diet, the ones in the brain once they are lost they are lost for good.

Life dealt me an impossible task, even winning the powerball lottery wouldn't compensate for all the negative shit I had to overcome

dont make people accomodate you just go along with them and dont eat its that simple

i had autoimmune activity in the brain stem that gave me weird vertigo like symptoms when i ate gluten, fucked up shit

my gut never healed on gluten free until i went strict carnivore which completely healed everything, you should try it tbh

its not an impossible task its a diet, its literally braindead easy if you dont get autistically paranoid about people judging you for not eating something that will literally slowly kill you

Ive never lost a friend, gf, or business opportunity because i didnt go to a restaurant with people or went and didnt eat, it literally doesnt matter if you arent super annoying or difficult about it.

 

[Noodlewhore]

dont make people accomodate you just go along with them and dont eat its that simple

i had autoimmune activity in the brain stem that gave me weird vertigo like symptoms when i ate gluten, fucked up shit

my gut never healed on gluten free until i went strict carnivore which completely healed everything, you should try it tbh

its not an impossible task its a diet, its literally braindead easy if you dont get autistically paranoid about people judging you for not eating something that will literally slowly kill you

Ive never lost a friend, gf, or business opportunity because i didnt go to a restaurant with people or went and didnt eat, it literally doesnt matter if you arent super annoying or difficult about it.

If you had that vertigo thing, you may have gluten ataxia...a neurological manifestation of gluten intolerance. But it's only measurable through t-TG6 antibodies and since it's new only a couple of laboratories around the world offer this test...it's actually the test I did to find out gluten was inflaming my brain (i have gluten encephalopathy, a form of non celiac gluten sensitivity which gave me ADHD, peripheral neuropathy and chronic migraines among many other things). Most laboratories are bluepilled and only offer the t-TG2 antibodies test which is to test for the autoimmunity in the gut. And of course the anti gliadin antibodies.

I, of course, feel much much better since I stopped eating gluten and so many problems disappeared but I fear the social consequences....gluten isn't like lactose, it's in everything and some things I used to take for granted I now can't do it anymore