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The Bootleg Biohacker Serum for People Who Look Like Sleep-Deprived Divorcees
WHAT ARE WE FIXING?
Your under-eyes looking like a niglet with no under-eye support
We’re going to obliterate:
Pioglitazone is our main active ingredient. Oleic acid is the penetrator
And you? You’re the desperate test subject who might finally look human again.
WHY PIOGLITAZONE WORKS
Yeah, it’s a diabetes drug — and now it’s coming for your face.
Pioglitazone is a PPAR-γ agonist. That means it literally walks into your cells and rewrites how they function.
WHAT OLEIC ACID DOES
You think your skin just lets anything in? No.
It’s a thick, waxy, smug little barrier. Oleic acid disrupts the stratum corneum, pushes the pioglitazone through the front lines, and pushes itself in like a priest into a child.
This is skin penetration on roids
HOW TO MAKE THE SERUM
Pick Your Path:
OPTION A: You Have Raw Pioglitazone Powder (Like a Good Little Nigger)
Ingredients:
Instructions:
OPTION B: You’re Crushing Pills Like a Crackhead
You’ll need:
HOW TO USE IT (WITHOUT BURNING YOUR FACE OFF)
WHEN TO EXPECT RESULTS
THE SCIENCE
PPAR-γ AGONISM: THE GOD SWITCH
Pioglitazone binds to PPAR-γ receptors inside your cells — a type of nuclear receptor that controls genes related to inflammation, fat storage, and cell differentiation.
Here’s what it does to your trash under-eye support:
Pioglitazone encourages the creation of youthful, supportive subcutaneous fat, not that inflamed, droopy kind that makes you look like you lost a fistfight with insomnia.
The result?
WHAT ARE WE FIXING?
Your under-eyes looking like a niglet with no under-eye support
We’re going to obliterate:
- Puffy orbital fat that swells like you’re allergic to good choices
- Sagging, deflated skin from collagen collapse
- No under-eye support
- Fibrosis and inflammation that makes everything look worse
- Your self-loathing (hopefully)
Pioglitazone is our main active ingredient. Oleic acid is the penetrator
And you? You’re the desperate test subject who might finally look human again.
WHY PIOGLITAZONE WORKS
Yeah, it’s a diabetes drug — and now it’s coming for your face.
Pioglitazone is a PPAR-γ agonist. That means it literally walks into your cells and rewrites how they function.
- Reduces inflammation like a fire extinguisher for your face
- Stops rogue fat growth under the eyes
- Boosts collagen and tissue repair
- Promotes Adipogenesis (Fat growth)
WHAT OLEIC ACID DOES
You think your skin just lets anything in? No.
It’s a thick, waxy, smug little barrier. Oleic acid disrupts the stratum corneum, pushes the pioglitazone through the front lines, and pushes itself in like a priest into a child.
This is skin penetration on roids
HOW TO MAKE THE SERUM
Pick Your Path:
OPTION A: You Have Raw Pioglitazone Powder (Like a Good Little Nigger)
Ingredients:
- Pioglitazone powder – 1g (1000mg)
- Oleic Acid – 5ml
- Propylene Glycol (or PEG-400) – 85ml
- Aloe Vera Gel or Distilled Water – 10ml
Instructions:
- Add 1g pioglitazone to beaker
- Pour in 85ml propylene glycol
- Add 5ml oleic acid
- Stir that shit
- Add 10ml aloe vera or water for softness
- Bottle it in 100ml dark glass container
- Store in fridge
OPTION B: You’re Crushing Pills Like a Crackhead
You’ll need:
- 10–15 pioglitazone tablets (15mg each)
- Ethanol (95%) or warm distilled water
- 2 jars
- Coffee filter
- Oleic Acid – 5ml
- Propylene Glycol – 85ml
- Aloe Vera – 10ml
- Crush tablets into powder
- Add warm ethanol or water to cover and stir
- Cry about not getting any pussy
- Let sit 30–60 mins, stir occasionally
- Let garbage sink — pour off the good liquid through filter
- Discard sludge
- Evaporate or reduce volume to approx. 1g pioglitazone worth
- Mix that with 85ml propylene glycol + 5ml oleic acid + 10ml aloe
- Bottle it. Store it. Name it Copejuice.
HOW TO USE IT (WITHOUT BURNING YOUR FACE OFF)
- Apply 1 drop per eye at night
- Dab gently with your ring finger
- Use 5 nights a week. Rest on weekends
- Avoid sun exposure after application
- If it stings, dilute with more aloe or propylene glycol, if tolerated well increase the concentration up until it melts your face off
WHEN TO EXPECT RESULTS
- Week 1–2: Puffiness reduces. You look slightly less cooked.
- Week 3–5: Fat pads start growing. Skin is tightening. You remember hope.
- Week 6–8: People ask if you got filler. You lie and say, “just good sleep and hydration.”
THE SCIENCE
PPAR-γ AGONISM: THE GOD SWITCH
Pioglitazone binds to PPAR-γ receptors inside your cells — a type of nuclear receptor that controls genes related to inflammation, fat storage, and cell differentiation.
Here’s what it does to your trash under-eye support:
- Shuts off pro-inflammatory cytokines — less swelling, redness, puff
- Increases adiponectin — a protein that helps fat cells stay healthy and slim
- Prevents adipocyte hypertrophy — stops the eye bags from becoming chunky and bloated
- Promotes controlled adipogenesis — support growth of stable fat cells
- Inhibits fibrosis — so your under-eyes don’t turn into stiff, scarred wastelands
Pioglitazone encourages the creation of youthful, supportive subcutaneous fat, not that inflamed, droopy kind that makes you look like you lost a fistfight with insomnia.
The result?
- Better support under the skin
- Smoother texture
- More Under-Eye Support
- Reduced sagging and wrinkling
- The return of that tight, filled, rested look you had before life steamrolled your face
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